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Day #1:

Abe Lincoln was the first president to have a beard.

we have to wait a whole day for the next fact?

I smell fail

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I smell fail
no thats just me
i just farted

He was also schizo and a rumored homosexual.

are you trying to teach us something?

this thread is the bitties

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
are you trying to teach us something?

Nope. If you don't want Daily Facts, then this is not the place for you.

I love facts. But lettuce looks funny.

Abe Lincoln and I were both born on February 12th.

I am in great anticipation of tomorrows fact.

Dusty's Weekly only lasted so long before The KMC Today took over.

About time for the Barker's Fact Today. 13

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Day #1:

Abe Lincoln was the first president to have a beard. I give this thread 2 .


It reminds me of the KMC word of the day thread I made.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Day #1:

Abe Lincoln was the first president to have a beard. I knew that one... ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I love facts. But lettuce looks funny.

that would be an opinion

Golf balls on average have 336 dimples.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Golf balls on average have 336 dimples.

That makes them even happier.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
that would be an opinion tastes funny too.

Originally posted by Barker
Dusty's Weekly only lasted so long before The KMC Today took over.

About time for the Barker's Fact Today. 13

131wank

Filler.

In the late 19th century, millions of human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in Egypt where wood and coal was scarce, but mummies were plentiful.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tastes funny too.

and you smell funny

Originally posted by the.kenzo
In the late 19th century, millions of human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in Egypt where wood and coal was scarce, but mummies were plentiful.

You didn't put "Day #2:"

but eww at that fact, I never knew that :none:

:none: =

Originally posted by the.kenzo
In the late 19th century, millions of human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in Egypt where wood and coal was scarce, but mummies were plentiful.

So they burned their mums, but what did they do with the sudden excess dads? huh?

Browsed around a bit on this mummy-fuel, and it's not very likely that Egyptian mummies were effectively used to power steam engines.
Basically, they're just bundles of bones with a neglectable amount of carbonhydrates on em, wrapped in straw and bandages.
Flammable, yes. But high in energy-output while burning? Not at all.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
In the late 19th century, millions of human mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in Egypt where wood and coal was scarce, but mummies were plentiful.
Sauce

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Browsed around a bit on this mummy-fuel, and it's not very likely that Egyptian mummies were effectively used to power steam engines.
Basically, they're just bundles of bones with a neglectable amount of carbonhydrates on em, wrapped in straw and bandages.
Flammable, yes. But high in energy-output while burning? Not at all. hehe, output

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
and you smell funny fact.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Browsed around a bit on this mummy-fuel, and it's not very likely that Egyptian mummies were effectively used to power steam engines.
Basically, they're just bundles of bones with a neglectable amount of carbonhydrates on em, wrapped in straw and bandages.
Flammable, yes. But high in energy-output while burning? Not at all.

Mark Twain wrote about it, but now that I read up on it more, it seems he was stretching the truth.

Day #3:

Millions of trees are accidentally planted by squirrels that bury their nuts and then forget where they left them.

...you said nuts.

Like on ice age

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Day #3:

Millions of trees are accidentally planted by squirrels that bury their nuts and then forget where they left them.

aww that's cute