Animal Thread

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KakashiKun
I'm starting to respect animals more lately so decided to make this thread. Anything animal related here! (no, you cannot post any pictures or comments about Batista mad )

WOLF!!!

Mairuzu
I eat animals

KakashiKun
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I eat animals
sick

Rogue Jedi
You said anything, so................

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Slay
Capibara.

Kostabot
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I eat animals

the.kenzo
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I eat animals

Meat is murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Rogue Jedi
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the.kenzo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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So...you're an animal?

Kostabot
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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wut?

Kostabot
FAILEDIT!

Rogue Jedi
double whataburger with BACON.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the.kenzo
So...you're an animal? I was editing some pics and by mistake posted a pic.....................

Scythe
Yes. Goats and such, yes.

Originally posted by Kostabot
FAILEDIT!

Hahaha.

A Dose Of Vraya
I read this one book about spirit meditations, and found that my animal totem is a bobcat, and my bird totem is a crow.
http://library.thinkquest.org/11234/media/bobcat1.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd308/JuggalotisNinja/crow.jpg

the.kenzo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was editing some pics and by mistake posted a pic.....................

Thank god it wasn't a nudie pic of you.

Scythe
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Thank god it wasn't a nudie pic of you.

Oh god yes! Thank goodness.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Thank god it wasn't a nudie pic of you. Nah haermm

It was a pic I was using trying to learn how to blend two images together.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh god yes! Thank goodness. wanker Sure, and you're a CK underwear model, aincha? wink

Final Blaxican
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I eat animals

gefallen_engel
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Meat is murder...tasty, tasty murder.

hanuts

Selphie
http://www.cheshirewildlifetrust.co.uk/IMAGES/news_badger.jpg

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AC/DC'S_LVR

GCG
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR

my mom would have a field day with that if they served it at Red Lobster


I'd hate to pass out on a beach knowing these things are crawling around

AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by GCG
I'd hate to pass out on a beach knowing these things are crawling around
if theyre slow like you say, itd be kinda fun to just chuck things at it laughing out loud
like in the Day of the Dead remake where they were shooting the zombies from the roof

Selphie
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
if theyre slow like you say, itd be kinda fun to just chuck things at it laughing out loud
like in the Day of the Dead remake where they were shooting the zombies from the roof

That's rather cruel, and not funny.

AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Selphie
That's rather cruel, and not funny.
i find it funny
dont get me wrong i like animals but the medaphor came to me when the tag talked about little kids messin with them

GCG
Its a crustacean with a hard shell; it wouldnt 'hurt'.

But what I would hate is passing out and be awoken by it crawling on me, OR even worse, it takes a swipe at my nuts with that huge pincer.

Apparently they will attack if provoked, but it surely cant chase humans

AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by GCG
Its a crustacean with a hard shell; it wouldnt 'hurt'.

But what I would hate is passing out and be awoken by it crawling on me, OR even worse, it takes a swipe at my nuts with that huge pincer.

Apparently they will attack if provoked, but it surely cant chase humans
really any animal will attack you if you provoke it
did you know that crabs are related to spiders?
and lobsters are related to cocroaches

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I knew that about that fact with prawns. They are considered the cockroaches of the sea. I remeber seeing these big blue prawns in tong-sala, thailand lurking in a tank at a resraurant.

AC/DC'S_LVR
theres a crab-spider that lives at the bottom bottom of the ocean
where its clear as day cause virtually no particles fall down that far
they stand still most of their lives and only drift with the currents
they look a lot like albino daddy long legs

probably the scarriest the you could run into in the wild is the giant bird eating spider of the Amazon
they live waaaaaaaaaaaay up in the treetops and are big enough to eat small monkeys

Scythe
Camal spiders are just the worse.

Rogue Jedi
Worse than brown recluse spiders?

GCG
Originally posted by Scythe
Camal spiders are just the worse.

OHH man ; i've seen the bite those things can deliver. very VERY nasty

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Rogue Jedi
JEEZ

1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.
2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee.
3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey.
4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high.
5. Camel spiders get their name because they eat the stomachs of camels.
6. They eat or gnaw on people while they sleep. Due to the numbing effect of their venom, the victim is unaware until they awake.

Scythe
Originally posted by GCG
OHH man ; i've seen the bite those things can deliver. very VERY nasty

My god. I visited a place once that had a huge swarm of them. It was so scary.

AC/DC'S_LVR
Irukandji jellyfish

Very little is known about the life cycle and venom of Irukandji jellyfish. This is partly because they are small, inconspicuous, and fragile - so fragile that they cannot be kept in a normal fish bowl or aquarium because, if they hit the side, the impact will kill them Researchers conjecture that its venom possesses such potency to enable it to quickly stun its prey, which consists of small and fast fish. Judging from statistics, it is believed that the Irukandji syndrome may be produced by several species of jellyfish, but only Carukia barnesi and Malo kingi have so far been proven to cause the syndrome

AC/DC'S_LVR
Cookiecutter Shark

Cookiecutters are a small (about 50 cm (20 in)) shark with a cigar shaped body. It has large eyes with green pupils, and prominent teeth used for feeding on the lower jaw. The upper jaw of the shark consists of small teeth. In addition to the sharp teeth, the cookiecutter shark bares rather fleshy lips. The creature has 2 small dorsal fins located toward the tail. The underside of the shark is bioluminescent, glowing a pale blue-green that matches the background light from the ocean's surface that serves as camouflage to creatures beneath it. However, a small non-luminescent patch appears black, deceiving the shark's prey, smaller predatory fish (like tuna), into thinking the shark is an even smaller fish. When the predatory fish tries to strike at the shark, the shark strikes back, earning itself another meal. This is the only known instance whereby a bioluminescent lure is created by the absence of luminescence (contrast with anglerfish).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syISlRJTaw4

AC/DC'S_LVR

GCG
I've seen a whole National Discovery evening dedicated to the Irukandji. This diver was wearing a whole wet suit with almost no skin exposed to water. The Irukandji stung him on a small space between his mask and the suit.

AC/DC'S_LVR

AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by GCG
I've seen a whole National Discovery evening dedicated to the Irukandji. This diver was wearing a whole wet suit with almost no skin exposed to water. The Irukandji stung him on a small space between his mask and the suit.
i saw that too
it kinda made me not want to go into the ocean for the longest time cause i first saw it when i was on vacation in florida laughing out loud

AC/DC'S_LVR
Axolotl


The Axolotl (or ajolote) (Ambystoma mexicanum) is the best-known of the Mexican neotenic mole salamanders belonging to the Tiger Salamander complex. Larvae of this species fail to undergo metamorphosis, so the adults remain aquatic and gilled. The species originates from the lake underlying Mexico City. Axolotls are used extensively in scientific research due to their ability to regenerate most body parts, ease of breeding, and large embryos. They are commonly kept as pets in the United States, Great Britain, Australia, Japan (where they are sold under the name Wooper Rooper, and other countries.

Axolotls should not be confused with waterdogs, the larval stage of the closely related Tiger Salamanders (Ambystoma tigrinum and Ambystoma mavortium), which is widespread in much of North America which also occasionally become neotenic, nor with mudpuppies (Necturus spp.), fully aquatic salamanders which are unrelated to the axolotl but which bear a superficial resemblance.

AC/DC'S_LVR
these things are si coot!awecoot

Dumbo octopus
Also known as the "Grimpoteuthis", is a benthic mollusc found on the ocean floor at depths of 300-400 meters. Dumbo octopuses, which can grow to up to 20 centimeters, are soft-bodied or semi- gelatinous octopuses with a pair of fins located on their mantle and webbing between their arms. Grimpoteuthis swim by moving their fins, pulsing their webbed arms, pushing water through their funnel for jet propulsion, or all three at once. They can swim up off the bottom and hover a bit just above the seafloor looking for snails, worms, and other food.

AC/DC'S_LVR

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haha ; those last three aquatics look something out of Pokemon.

AC/DC'S_LVR
Axolotlmon!

Dumbo octopimon!


Blobfishymon!

i choose YOU!!!!!

Smallville
http://www.oneinchpunch.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/cute_pig08.jpg
You're going to be my dinner!

Scarlet Fox
Originally posted by Smallville
http://www.oneinchpunch.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/cute_pig08.jpg
You're going to be my dinner!

aww.... how could you say something like that? You know its probably already dead. ~Pats Smallville~ poor thing. So hungry arent you.

Toku King
It seems you have all forgotten about the greatest animal in history.

http://mulaz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/manbearpig.jpg

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~andrewtfranklin/art21/portfolio/images/manbearpig.jpg

http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/manbearpig_sketch.jpg

Smallville
You can't be serial!!!

Toku King
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
JEEZ

1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.
2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee.
3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey.
4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high.
5. Camel spiders get their name because they eat the stomachs of camels.
6. They eat or gnaw on people while they sleep. Due to the numbing effect of their venom, the victim is unaware until they awake.

1. They don't scream.
2. True.
3. They don't have any venom.
4. True.
5. That was only a legend.
6. Once again, they have no venom, and do not purposely attack humans.

Toku King
Originally posted by Smallville
You can't be serial!!!

I'm super serial.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I eat animals

Scarlet Fox
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I eat animals

with Mac n cheese

JacopeX
Cats taste like dry meat.

Scarlet Fox
Dont go out to chinese resturaunts. the chow Mein is actually cat

JacopeX
Really? Where can I find these restaurants? Or are all chow mein cats?

droolio

Scarlet Fox
lol i dont know

JacopeX
*Slimes Scarlet*

Scarlet Fox
Originally posted by JacopeX
*Slimes Scarlet*
Havent decided wether im turned on or disgusted

AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Smallville
http://www.oneinchpunch.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/cute_pig08.jpg
You're going to be my dinner!
tastyness duroolio

Originally posted by Toku King
1. They don't scream.
2. True.
3. They don't have any venom.
4. True.
5. That was only a legend.
6. Once again, they have no venom, and do not purposely attack humans.
they have venom but it doesnt kill just paralyze their prey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae#Urban_legends

KakashiKun
zamm

occultdestroyer
One word.


BATISTA.

GCG
WTF? IS this for Real ??

RM9o4VnfHJU

KakashiKun
Originally posted by occultdestroyer
One word.


BATISTA.
But i said no...
NO mad

occultdestroyer
Originally posted by KakashiKun
But i said no...
NO mad
Okay man.
Don't go 'environmentalist' on me now.

KakashiKun
Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Okay man.
Don't go 'environmentalist' on me now.
confused
Just do as i say cool

Zalindrana
http://www.latestwwerumors.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/batista.jpg

KakashiKun
Originally posted by Zalindrana
http://www.latestwwerumors.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/batista.jpg
At first i asked you guys not to post such things about the wrestler. Now i'm telling you. NO mad

AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by GCG
WTF? IS this for Real ??

RM9o4VnfHJU
doesnt surprise me
the worlds like 90% water and weve only covered 19% of it all

occultdestroyer
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/7510/54996574my3.jpg

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Selphie
ewwieeee

Scythe
Post pics of those two fish in Korea with human faces.

Scythe
Don't everyone go get those pics at once now...

So, here they are.

gTVwgvqhwn8

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/268476

GCG
freak of nature ? They look cool

Scythe
I'd have a pair in my pond, f*ck yeah.

GCG
you already got a pair on your sig man!

Scythe
Originally posted by GCG
you already got a pair on your sig man!

This is true.

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