John Rambo vs The Predator

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Snafu the Great
We've seen how Arnold handled the Predator in the first flick. so let's see how the ex-Green Beret (in his prime from No.2) take on the intergalatic trophy hunter.

Round one is with weapons, while round two is hand to hand.

BruceSkywalker
John Rambo destroys the Pred

Rogue Jedi
Shyat, Rambo makes Pred his *****.

jinXed by JaNx
Well, it depends. Will the Predators PLasma cannon turn out to be ineffective on Rambo like it did on Ahnold? If Predators weren't stupid, no human being would ever be able to stop them. However, their equipment only seems to be effective on supporting cast and they always seem to forget how to fight and hunt when it comes down to them and the main character. Considering this, Predator dies in the first act because Rambo works alone. This would be a 20 minute movie.

Rogue Jedi
The scene in Rambo 2 where Rambo is hunting the Russians is all the proof one needs.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Well, it depends. Will the Predators PLasma cannon turn out to be ineffective on Rambo like it did on Ahnold? If Predators weren't stupid, no human being would ever be able to stop them. However, their equipment only seems to be effective on supporting cast and they always seem to forget how to fight and hunt when it comes down to them and the main character. Considering this, Predator dies in the first act because Rambo works alone. This would be a 20 minute movie.

Including a 5 minute introduction by the director, and 7 mins for credits.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The scene in Rambo 2 where Rambo is hunting the Russians is all the proof one needs.


agreed

Darth Martin
As soon as Rambo picks up a gun he's dead.

Toku King
Rambo's Rambo. That's all you need to know in order for him to win.

Sadako of Girth
Its very true that his plasma blasts become impotent in the face of a big name actor as the protagonist.

He becomes Predator's worst nightmare.

AngryManatee
Rambo gives pred a war he won't believe.

Sadako of Girth
laughing out loud

Predator never lived through having his friends sprayed all over him after a shoeshine boy blew em up.

Predator never defeated Will Teasle.

Rogue Jedi
haermm

Blinky
Originally posted by AngryManatee
Rambo gives pred a war he won't believe.

That, right there, sums it up.

Darth Martin
Bullshit aside, Predator would win.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Including a 5 minute introduction by the director, and 7 mins for credits.


laughing


I was watching Rambo 2 on Television last night and i noticed something. His arrows are far more explosive than the Predators plasma canon and they also appear to be more accurate because anytime Rambo had his tek arrows equipped he NEVER missed. He also seemed to have an endless supply of them biitches too laughing out loud I wonder, why doesn't the army just use more Rambo arrows, those things are deadly.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Bullshit aside, Predator would win. I thought you said all bullshit aside?

MilitantDog
Lets face it the Predator in Predator 2 couldn't beat a fat, unfit old cop. What chance has he got against Rambo???

Sadako of Girth
But that cop was Murtaugh. Who still had Rigg's seed inside him at that point. stick out tongue

And Riggs killed a guy in Laos. wink

Darth Martin
Originally posted by MilitantDog
Lets face it the Predator in Predator 2 couldn't beat a fat, unfit old cop. What chance has he got against Rambo???

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Bullshit aside, Predator would win.

Utrigita
But it's Rambo no expression

Bloinky
Hmmmm?

Dutch > Predator
Pretty sure, Rambo > Dutch

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Bloinky
Hmmmm?

Dutch > Predator
Pretty sure, Rambo > Dutch Big time.

ThunderGodEneru
Predator lost to Dutch for the same reason Snake beat a guy who punches through tank hulls and takes rockets to the face in Metal Gear Solid 3.

Predator stomps with no PIS..

Rogue Jedi
Thats the thing, there will always be PIS.

Lušh
in movies, yea.

Shouldn't be in vs threads though.

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