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Both "went full retard" only to walk away empty handed.
And now they must fight to the death.

Its Ben Stiller's Simple Jack in a grudge match against Sean Penn's Sam.

Sam fights to wins custody finally of his daughter.

Jack fights to be released from his captors.

In the death pit there is a chess set that works with sensors that detect when the king has been correctly checkmated on either side.

Connected to this is a device implanted in each combatant that explodes the heart of the loser.

In addition to his there is a shovel, a 9mm pistol, a full clip for a 9mm, and a baseball bat in the room.


Who wins and how...?

If it's a chess match, it would probably go on indefinitely.

H2H and with weapons, I'd have to side with Simple Jack, we've already seen him have some measure of skill with a large mallet and since he's the more retarded of the two, he has that much extra 'retard-strength.'

Holy shit I forgot all about the mallet...

Side issue:

Who wins between Simple Jack and Gallagher in fruit smashing to the death...?

First one to smash through 50 pieces wins, and ISNT slowly ran over by a steamroller.

I think Jack pwns, he is a bit more retarded.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think Jack pwns, he is a bit more retarded.

Was that in response to the main topic or the side topic? If the later, I beg to differ, no one is more retarded than Gallagher.

Originally posted by Robtard
Was that in response to the main topic or the side topic? If the later, I beg to differ, no one is more retarded than Gallagher. Just saying, he is a bit more retarded, therefore capable of being more dangerous.