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Retard fight. Forrest versus Warren, Mary's retarded brother:

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Forrest finds Warren's baseball and refuses to give it back, and it's on.

Good fight.

Forrest has good reach and we've seen him lay many a straight punch to several faces, but Warren being full-retard has that retard rage and strength. I doubt Forrest could take him down (even with the bat), before Warren pounded him gorilla-style into submission. I'd be different if Forrest was full-tard, but he isn't.

Warren FTW.

Mhm.....Warren's passion for his baseball is all the edge he needs.

His superior retardism is all he needs.

There's a retard who trains at my gym, I doubt he's taller than 5'3" and probably weighs in at 150, but the retard can power-lift over 500lbs with his retard-might. Most impressive.

I think if Forrest sticks and moves he has a chance, but I am willing to bet Warren gets ahold of him and cornholes dat ass.

I don't think Forrest has a chance, he can only delay his doom by bobbing and weaving, Jay.

What if Forrest thinks Warren is a threat to Jenny?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What if Forrest thinks Warren is a threat to Jenny?

I factored that in the first post when I mentioned his punching skills and power; I don't think they're enough to get past Warren's superior retard-durablilty and the retard-frenzy he'd be in.

Especially if Forrest touches his ear.

Since "life is like a box of chocolates" Forrest may beat the crap out of him

No, 'life is like getting ****ed in the ass, sometimes it's just gonna hurt', and Forrest will be in a world of pain, when facing Warren.

SOMETIMES it's gonna hurt?

Correct.

Whomever you've been letting into your o-ring needs to get their technique together, shouldn't be hurting you if done right.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, 'life is like getting ****ed in the ass, sometimes it's just gonna hurt', and Forrest will be in a world of pain, when facing Warren.



I hope Forrest can take all that pain

Gump has weapons training too.... His military training saw to that.... remember his field stripping of that rifle...?

And his retard strength credentials were in order after running backwards and forwards rescuing that platoon... and having the stamina to do all that running. But I agree, that if this is not enough for any reason, then like his Momma, Gump might also die on a Tuesday.

































(If the fight happens on tuesday)

But dude its Warren's BASEBALL.

Gump got to f*ck Jenny. He killed the Vietcong. He also, most importantly, is a shrimp boat captain.


Warren's step dad is Keith David.


Warren for the win.

haermm Black power?

retard gump saved his entire unit in the midst of some major shelling, even after he was shot in the ass. retard gump also ran around the country.

retard Warren definitely has some retard rage but he sits around the house all day watching MTV. His retard rage will be for nothing after his body is depleted of energy.

Besides, we've never seen Retard Gumps, rage. considering that he is, in fact a retard that means he too possesses retard rage. If retard Gump ever went retarded with Rage it would probably be a Hulk-like sight. Retard Gump dont need to go Retard Rage to beat Warren though.

Gump isn't full retard, ergo, his retard-rage is at best 1/2 strength. Warren has full use of his rage.

We did see Gump rage, twice, when he thought Jenny was in danger. It certainly wasn't classic retard-rage.

Hahaha "Retard Rage" and "Retard Might".

haermm

Forrest goes vet-crazy and thinks that Warren is a Gook, he shoots Warren in the head. The end