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Would you rather be ugly with an average penis or handsome with a small penis?

Obviously, both ways say you have to make some accommodations to the lady, but which would you prefer?

I am ugly. Very ugly.

the latter...

It isn't that difficult to satisfy a lady sans penetration. Also, even below average penises are ranked as pleasurable by most women. You have to get smaller than like 3-4 inches before the size becomes a deterrent. I think the actual term is called micro-penis.

Strangely, women's preference in penis size seems to fall just above the standard average for male penis sizes.

I'd never have a small penis.

And handsome guys are way over-rated. The best girls end up with average guys.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'd never have a small penis.

And handsome guys are way over-rated. The best girls end up with average guys.

beautiful people are treated better by society

women really don't care about size that much

EDIT #2:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_toy#Penile_toys

Originally posted by inimalist


women really don't care about size that much

bangin

First impressions are important. It's very rare for the first thing someone see it be your penis.

Originally posted by chithappens
bangin

don't make me break out standard deviation normal tables

Originally posted by inimalist
women really don't care about size that much


She's lying to you.

Originally posted by Robtard
She's lying to you.

a hahahaha

the joke is on you, I have a 15" cock

see, bigger is better

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
First impressions are important. It's very rare for the first thing someone see it be your penis.

First impressions in the bed mean what then?

Originally posted by inimalist
don't make me break out standard deviation normal tables

*unzips* What's it say for me?

Penis Myths Debunked

http://www.livescience.com/health/070601_penis_myths.html

Originally posted by chithappens
*unzips* What's it say for me?

lol, not to get into all that, but:

I've had more experiences of a girl saying stop because it was hitting something too far in than complain about it not being enough...

I don't know if it is in the study i just posted, but I remember reading somewhere that the ideal size women want is actually less than what most men would say they want. an 8" dick is going to hurt a lot of women.

Bah, rubbish. Of course there's a limit to how huge, as I doubt the majority of women would want to be with a 12" on a daily basis, but as a general rule, women love big cocks, as do power-bottoms like Bardock42.

Originally posted by Robtard
Bah, rubbish. Of course there's a limit to how huge, as I doubt the majority of women would want to be with a 12" on a daily basis, but as a general rule, women love big cocks, as do power-bottoms like Bardock42.

I didn't say they didn't, just that "big" how men interpret it and "big" how women interpret it is way different, and women are more likely to say outward appearance is more important in a mate than penis size. Also, most "small" penises are more than satisfactory to women.

Originally posted by chithappens
First impressions in the bed mean what then?

If you're so ugly that she projectile vomits out her nose you won't make it to bed in the first place.

Maybe I've been dating in the southern U.S. for too long, but they like them a nice size, certainly not small.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
If you're so ugly that she projectile vomits out her nose you won't make it to bed in the first place.

Come now, some ugly ass dudes get bitches. Mick Jagger is not even moderately attractive and he got loads of pussy.

Originally posted by chithappens
Come now, some ugly ass dudes get bitches. Mick Jagger is not even moderately attractive and he got loads of pussy.

you think it is only for the cock then?

Originally posted by chithappens
Come now, some ugly ass dudes get bitches. Mick Jagger is not even moderately attractive and he got loads of pussy.

He's rich . . .

Originally posted by inimalist
beautiful people are treated better by society

women really don't care about size that much

EDIT #2:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_toy#Penile_toys There's not just that, there's the tease buy other guys that's a pain. And a bigger cock is going to increase attraction in the bedroom.


Originally posted by inimalist
lol, not to get into all that, but:

I've had more experiences of a girl saying stop because it was hitting something too far in than complain about it not being enough...

I don't know if it is in the study i just posted, but I remember reading somewhere that the ideal size women want is actually less than what most men would say they want. an 8" dick is going to hurt a lot of women. Only if you're really bad at sex. Besides, the girth is more pleasurable, and it needs to be a certain length to have decent girth and girth to length ratio.

Originally posted by lord xyz
There's not just that, there's the tease buy other guys that's a pain. And a bigger cock is going to increase attraction in the bedroom.

Why are you going around showing other men your penis?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why are you going around showing other men your penis?

Bait?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
He's rich . . .

I mentioned compensation in the start to the thread.

Originally posted by inimalist
you think it is only for the cock then?

In the facetiousness of this thread, I thought it was implied this is just random, consensual sex - not in a relationship.

Originally posted by inimalist
beautiful people are treated better by society

It's true... doors even open for them!

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
It's true... doors even open for them!

Especially back-doors, if you know what I mean, Gov'na.

Originally posted by Robtard
Especially back-doors, if you know what I mean, Gov'na.

Nudge nudge, wink wink...so to speak.

Originally posted by lord xyz
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The best girls end up with average guys.


You should stop listening to your mother


The best girls always end up with men with money. I'd rather be the rich guy.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why are you going around showing other men your penis? Yeah, I'm pretty hung so no, not me.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
You should stop listening to your mother


The best girls always end up with men with money. I'd rather be the rich guy. No, no, no.

Not at all.

dear god

I dont think god had anything to do with this thread..lol..

dear god

In the end, the size of a man's wallet is more of a determining factor for most women than the size of his penis.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Only if you're really bad at sex. Besides, the girth is more pleasurable, and it needs to be a certain length to have decent girth and girth to length ratio.

penises come in all shapes and sizes.

I guess so do vaginas, so the equation must be more complex.

Originally posted by chithappens
In the facetiousness of this thread, I thought it was implied this is just random, consensual sex - not in a relationship.

lol, no, totally. I can just think of another reason someone would want to bang a rockstar aside from the size of their penis.

apparently they call you Mr Bombastic

Why choose? I am attractive and hung.

Something tells me dweeby Bill Gates could get laid before any of you "handsome and hung" guys.

Originally posted by Doom and Gloom
Something tells me dweeby Bill Gates could get laid before any of you "handsome and hung" guys.

Good thing I'm rich, good looking, brilliant, have a ten inch penis and can fly. Also, women love honesty and humility which I have in spades.

As far as of my experience woman just don't care about the size of the penis, I have been with a number of them off course who were married to others and never felt so that they care for the size. But they do care your foreplay too much.

Originally posted by Doom and Gloom
Something tells me dweeby Bill Gates could get laid before any of you "handsome and hung" guys.

Something tells me that you have not seen my pictures in the Official Members Picture thread.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Why choose? I am attractive and hung. All gays are attractive and hung. ermm

Originally posted by inimalist
apparently they call you Mr Bombastic

No Mr BANGbastic actually

Originally posted by lord xyz
All gays are attractive and hung. ermm

Something tells me that you have not seen the pictures of Spear of Destiny in the Official Members Picture thread.

Handsome with small... I could get creative once I'm given a chance.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Something tells me that you have not seen the pictures of Spear of Destiny in the Official Members Picture thread. To be honest, I'm scared to.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I am ugly. Very ugly.






You can't feel the little ones much. But most men will accommodate with special other things they doooooooooooooo be doooooooooo.

it wud depend on what you mean by "ugly" penis. if its just size, then id rather have an ugly one, on the other hand if its spiky hair all over or some skin/texture deformity............ id have to think about i....

I don't know of a handsome penis...

Originally posted by chithappens
I don't know of a handsome penis...

What if it wore a fitted suit, stark-white shirt and striking tie, say a nice red one?

there's 3 inches of hidden penis inside your body

the more you know

women like it average to big.. dont be fooled

Originally posted by Robtard
What if it wore a fitted suit, stark-white shirt and striking tie, say a nice red one?

You sir, watch too much Tom Green show.

rather be a cute guy

I like the name.

handsome with small penis cuz you wont get girls with a ugly face...

-Mick Jagger
-Lyle Lovett

Okay, I'll bite. How small?

Can you feel it? When youre done with sex does the woman fart because all that went in was air???

Beauty and penis size are non-factors in attracting a lady.

It's how much money you have that counts.

Not really.

But it would help....lol

BTW, why are men so primal? It's like you re all looking to clean out the plumbing. LOL....for real!

Don't you have other thoughts???

I would prefer neither, but if I had to choose, ugly.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Not really.

But it would help....lol

BTW, why are men so primal? It's like you re all looking to clean out the plumbing. LOL....for real!

Don't you have other thoughts???

Well there are some people I'd really like to hit.

Not me, I hope.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
No Mr BANGbastic actually

omfg, can't believe I missed this!

lutqplLMvfk

man, can't miss a Shaggy reference!

Originally posted by Deja~vu
BTW, why are men so primal? It's like you re all looking to clean out the plumbing. LOL....for real!

Don't you have other thoughts???

Of course we have other thoughts, Debs. Speaking of which, are you still coming over tonight?
I've attached a map, with my street circled, in case you get lost.

What's on the menu this time?

Originally posted by Deja~vu
BTW, why are men so primal? It's like you re all looking to clean out the plumbing. LOL....for real!

Don't you have other thoughts???
"What's there t' eat?"

Originally posted by Deja~vu
What's on the menu this time?
French fries and hot dogs, what else?

Yeah, eating and sex. That about sums it all up.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Yeah, eating and sex. That about sums it all up.
Well that is completely untrue! I often wonder what's on t.v. But to answer the question i'd rather be cute with a little penis. Unless they make it legal to walk around with your penis out.

I'd rather be ugly with a cute penis

Originally posted by Mindset
I'd rather be ugly with a cute penis

That's because any type of penis would be a boost for you.

Why is that?

Originally posted by Mindset
Why is that?

Your distinct lack of one,obviously.

if your are ugly chances are you wont be able to attract a quality looking female, but if your are good looking you can get the woman in order to bed her in the first place.

i rather be good looking with a small penis then ugly, for every girl that i disappoint in bed is another girl that i bagged eventually i'll find someone who will be satisfied.

I think everyone is missing the fact that, above being attractive to a mate, being attractive in general is hugely beneficial in society, whereas having a big cock isn't really that good at attracting women in the first place.

LOL, stupid men

Originally posted by botankus
French fries and hot dogs, what else?

as FEZ puts it.

"i wish i hade a lady made of pizza! or.. A PIZZA MADE O BOOBS!!!!!!!!!"

Originally posted by inimalist
I think everyone is missing the fact that, above being attractive to a mate, being attractive in general is hugely beneficial in society, whereas having a big cock isn't really that good at attracting women in the first place.

LOL, stupid men
I got it! That's why I said I'd rather be a cute guy with a small penis as opposed to an ugly guy with a big one. Unless of course they make it legal to walk around with your cock out. Either way though most cute women aren't going to want to bang an ugly dude even if he has a huge cock. At least not the ones without AIDs.

Originally posted by inimalist
I think everyone is missing the fact that, above being attractive to a mate, being attractive in general is hugely beneficial in society, whereas having a big cock isn't really that good at attracting women in the first place.

LOL, stupid men

7th post biotch!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
First impressions are important. It's very rare for the first thing someone see it be your penis.

Originally posted by inimalist
the latter...

It isn't that difficult to satisfy a lady sans penetration. Also, even below average penises are ranked as pleasurable by most women. You have to get smaller than like 3-4 inches before the size becomes a deterrent. I think the actual term is called micro-penis.

Strangely, women's preference in penis size seems to fall just above the standard average for male penis sizes.

Damn straight.
I don't know where this idea that girl likes huge penis comes from. It is probably some male ego thing that got transfered over or something.

It is a male ego thing. Honestly more girls are looking for a guy to take care of her than a larger penis. It matters more to their relationship.

Originally posted by Tonks
It is a male ego thing. Honestly more girls are looking for a guy to take care of her than a larger penis. It matters more to their relationship.

Why would you lie like that, its all about the dong.

Must be some insecurity thing, the comparisons and what women think about.

There are some women who think like that, but don't categorize us all that way.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Damn straight.
I don't know where this idea that girl likes huge penis comes from. It is probably some male ego thing that got transfered over or something.

what is really interesting is how it has been used in the past compared to today.

Big penises have been associated with barbarism, and societies like Japan or ancient Greece/Rome conceptualized the other as the one with the "animalistic" huge penis and insatiable sex drive.

I can think of a few things, though they probably aren't that good at explaining it. Women have more money, and can consume more goods. Therefore they have power in society, and their "pleasure", associated with large penises, has become something that is marketable, be it by the media or in the singles marketplace. The prevalence of pornography probably adds to this, as most men will never see an erect penis besides their own and the ones on screen. The weird relationship between this fact, the fact mostly men consume porn, and the expectation that men in porn will have huge dicks is really fascinating. Its like, actors are picked based on what men think is attractive about men, which creates feelings of inadequacy in men, given that they believe the penis is important in attracting a woman or their own self worth.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Damn straight.
I don't know where this idea that girl likes huge penis comes from. It is probably some male ego thing that got transfered over or something.

Liar, not saying you're a cock-chaser and that's all you're in for, but you'd prefer your sexual partners to have a larger one over a smaller one.

lol okay not all women think like that I know. But when they mature up a little I dont think that they are looking for a man with a huge penis. That penis cant take care of them and their family if the decide to have children. Hell they can do that for themselves.

Tonks loves the penis. It's why she reads Harry Potter.

Originally posted by Tonks
lol okay not all women think like that I know. But when they mature up a little I dont think that they are looking for a man with a huge penis. That penis cant take care of them and their family if the decide to have children. Hell they can do that for themselves.

I don't think there are many women who just want a huge cock and nothing else matters, sure a size-queen here and there, but not a rule.

But answer honestly, if you had a choice between two guys that were basically the same in all regards except one had a smaller than average penis and the other had a larger than average penis, you'd naturally gravitate towards the guy with the larger fun-pole, no?

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't think there are many women who just want a huge cock and nothing else matters, sure a size-queen here and there, but not a rule.

But answer honestly, if you had a choice between two guys that were basically the same in all regards except one had a smaller than average penis and the other had a larger than average penis, you'd naturally gravitate towards the guy with the larger fun-pole, no?

I think that depends more on her physiology

vaginas vary at least as much as penises do, as does personal taste.

Smaller vaginas (vagini?)can accommodate larger penises, might take a little finesse, but they're made to pass a cranium. I'm not referring to John Holmes here.

no, totally, I'm just saying, different strokes for different folks.

I'd tend to agree with you, I'm just not interested in putting words in other people's mouthes. I know its not the same, but some nice little breasts are hugely attractive to me, potentially more so than over-sized.

I'm not putting words, am I? I posed a question, sure it might be a bit rhetorical and I'm probably just asking it because I want to hear LilB and now Tonks say "I love big cocks", okay, I'm a bastard.

I too like smaller breast compared to over-sized. But overall balance matters most, thin girls generally don't look great with huge breast and thicker girls generally don't look good with small breast.

Originally posted by Robtard
I want to heer LilB and now Tonk say "I love big cocks"

win = Robtard

Not i stoned

There is also being too big. Many girls don't like that either and will pass it up.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Not i stoned

LoL, small penis alert. Point and laugh.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
There is also being too big. Many girls don't like that either and will pass it up.

What's "too big" for you?

Someone who is too big. Ouch.

Could be too long or too thick...

Yes, we've covered that. I'm asking what is too big for you?

I've never measured. I can eye ball that thing and know when to just change the subject. LOL

Originally posted by Robtard
Liar, not saying you're a cock-chaser and that's all you're in for, but you'd prefer your sexual partners to have a larger one over a smaller one.

Medium one is fine. Too huge penises are uncomfortable. And besides, some men with big penis' seem to think that having a big one excuses them from any effort during sex.
Same goes for exceptionally good looking men. They think being good looking makes up for everything else and would just like to lay there and feel the magic.

Movement should be enough

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Medium one is fine. Too huge penises are uncomfortable. And besides, some men with big penis' seem to think that having a big one excuses them from any effort during sex.
Same goes for exceptionally good looking men. They think being good looking makes up for everything else and would just like to lay there and feel the magic.

Medium wasn't an option, now was it. Just say you like big cocks, LilB, we all know it.

Originally posted by GCG
Movement should be enough

What if the guy has nothing more than a nub.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hmmm, that made me mildly aroused.

Where have you been, you're never around but you stop by when the topic of tiny vaginas comes into play. Curious.

I no longer post as often as I used to, because there seems to be little productive posting taking place here; unfavored members are banned, while socks and trolls are allowed to continue to post.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Same goes for exceptionally good looking men. They think being good looking makes up for everything else and would just like to lay there and feel the magic.

Amen; I will not date or have sex with a man who describes himself as "very good looking" for this very reason.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I no longer post as often as I used to, because there seems to be little productive posting taking place here; unfavored members are banned, while socks and trolls are allowed to continue to post.

Welcome to KMC?

For the record, I took the banning of DevilKing and Chillmeistergen personally, may the offenders get anal warts.

Originally posted by Robtard
What if the guy has nothing more than a nub.

Viagre ...Or Cialis ............

no no ; Ciagra !

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Amen; I will not date or have sex with a man who describes himself as "very good looking" for this very reason.

Do the ugly ones try to please harder?

Originally posted by Robtard
Welcome to KMC?

In the past, there has been perhaps one or two socks or trolls, but the current state of the board is the worst it has been in the five years that I have been a member here.

Originally posted by Robtard
Do the ugly ones try to please harder?

I only date and have sex with attractive men. The difference is that the attractive men that I date and have sex with also have humility.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
In the past, there has been perhaps one or two socks or trolls, but the current state of the board is the worst it has been in the five years that I have been a member here.

I must wholeheartedly agree. Mind numbing.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hmmm, that made me mildly aroused.

Where have you been, you're never around but you stop by when the topic of tiny vaginas comes into play. Curious.

Originally posted by Robtard
Do the ugly ones try to please harder? Guys with smaller ones do try to please their partner and do it very, very well.

For me, I look at the persons personality first. Can he hold a conversation? Is he witty? Is he intellectual on many topics? CAN HE MAKE ME LAUGH (This is very important...) They need to make me laugh. That's a prerequisite they must have.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Guys with smaller ones do try to please their partner and do it very, very well.

For me, I look at the persons personality first. Can he hold a conversation? Is he witty? Is he intellectual on many topics? CAN HE MAKE ME LAUGH (This is very important...) They need to make me laugh. That's a prerequisite they must have.

Is that your way of telling us your man has a small penis?

Yeah, those things are important, but I bet you the if the most charming guy with a wit to rival Wilde's came your way but was packing only 2 inches, you'd quickly lose interest, sure, you may say "we can be friends", but, yeah.

Well, there was one person I was seeing that was pretty small and yes, he did make it up in other ways. In fact I felt he was pretty talented in bed.

The problem with him was he really didn't make me laugh and didn't meet my other mentioned requirements. LOL, Oh, that kinda sounds bad...i.e. requirements. lol