These must have been written by women

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GCG
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....



1. Laxative
They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.



4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips..

6. Men are like Commercials .. You can't believe a word they say.


7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!


8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.



9. Men are like Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.


13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

JacopeX
Sexist, self centered bitches.

They generalize men anyway. Best thing to do is ignore them.

Barker
I'll be married in like three years to #23, first KMCer to get married, amirite. biscuits

GCG
I like 3 & 9.

If you get married, their is pledge that one will accept another with all the defects and all, so dont bother changing.

Barker
14. Men are like Jacope: They post threads about doing custom soccer tricks on video for an online forum.

Rogue Jedi
Your mom's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Barker
Stalin is like a Soviet: He led the Soviet Union for about thirty years.

Barker
The Beatles were like a rock band: They performed music.

Rogue Jedi
BEWBZ.

Barker
Bewbs are like breasts: They're actually the same thing, Bewbs is just modern slang.

gefallen_engel
I like #4. hanuts

dadudemon
I like these types of things. I find sexist humor, from both sides of the coin, to be funny I find racist humor, from all sides, to be funny. If you can't learn to laugh at yourself, life is pretty boring.


Here's a joke that I find slightly amusing that fits into this thread:



What did God say after he created Adam?









"I can do better."

you get thorns
Originally posted by dadudemon
I like these types of things. I find sexist humor, from both sides of the coin, to be funny I find racist humor, from all sides, to be funny. If you can't learn to laugh at yourself, life is pretty boring.


Here's a joke that I find slightly amusing that fits into this thread:



What did God say after he created Adam?









"I can do better."





Why laugh at ourselves when we have you?

dadudemon
Originally posted by you get thorns
Why laugh at ourselves when we have you?

Indeed.

I am quite funny and entertaining.



Behold:


My awesomeness.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed.

I am quite funny and entertaining.



Behold:


My awesomeness.


BEWBZ.

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