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TEAM BATTLE


Magneto and Dooku take on Darth Sidious and Jean Grey.


They are in the senate chamber from the Star Wars PT, where Yoda and Sidious fought. No lightsabers, just force powers and mutant powers.

No Phoenix, just Jean Grey.

Id probably have to say Team Sidious.

Why?

Well, there not much metal in Sidious, so Magneto might be a bit disadvanteged there yet his helmet is metal. Metal hats and Lightning arent a good combination.

Plus Sidious could force crush Magneto and defeat Dooku also.

Well, let me add that they can use the seats in the senate chamber just like Sidious did against Yoda.

I think this works in Magneto's favor.

Against Jean Grey with her mind over matter ability...?
And Sidous's ability to fling them...?

The pods are just more things for Team Sidious to chuck at Magento/Dooku.

And how is he gonna be flinging pods while being force choked/electrocuted anyhow..?

Palpatine solos

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Against Jean Grey with her mind over matter ability...?
And Sidous's ability to fling them...?

The pods are just more things for Team Sidious to chuck at Magento/Dooku.

And how is he gonna be flinging pods while being force choked/electrocuted anyhow..?

OK this is my fault for not being clear enough....


Let's do scenarios

Scenario 1 is as you are explaining it, full powers.

Scenario 2 is telekinesis only.

Well telekinesis would be the thing that Grey would use in both scenarios anyhow, wouldnt she...? Forgive my rustiness if not.

Jean can mind-rape Dooku, not Magneto.

Magneto could ram Palpatine's sabre up his ass, repeatedly.

Palpatine has his lightning. (don't think he held anyone?)

Dooku has his lightning and Force-holds.

I think Dooku gets worked over by Palpatine, Magneto destroys Jean via multiple metal assault. Then it's up to whomever can attack first, Palpatine fryng Magneto or Magneto sodomizing Palpatine with his own sabre.

Originally posted by Robtard
Jean can mind-rape Dooku, not Magneto.

Magneto could ram Palpatine's sabre up his ass, repeatedly.

Palpatine has his lightning. (don't think he held anyone?)

Dooku has his lightning and Force-holds.

I think Dooku gets worked over by Palpatine, Magneto destroys Jean via multiple metal assault. Then it's up to whomever can attack first, Palpatine fryng Magneto or Magneto sodomizing Palpatine with his own sabre. No sabers, dude.

I wonder if Jean Grey can use her telekinesis to counter a force hold.

Probably not..

Where did I say sabres...?

Rob mentioned sabers.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No sabers, dude.

I wonder if Jean Grey can use her telekinesis to counter a force hold.

My bad.

She could possibly try to control their minds, which would break the choke. I believe she might have been controlling Toad while Xavier had Sabretooth, not certain though.

Originally posted by Robtard
My bad.

She could possibly try to control their minds, which would break the choke. I believe she might have been controlling Toad while Xavier had Sabretooth, not certain though. I thought that too.

Oh ok... I think though for the purpose of what Robtard is saying, that a pod would be a just as viable a substitute for the sabre in question in his scenario.

Robtard, very true that he hasnt done force holding on screen, but him being the big Sith cheese, I felt it a reasonable assumption. But if its disallowed then fair enough also, as I respect the onscreen rule.

Originally posted by Robtard
My bad.

She could possibly try to control their minds, which would break the choke. I believe she might have been controlling Toad while Xavier had Sabretooth, not certain though.

Shit. I got so caught up on the Telekenetics that I forgot all about the Telepathy. Good call.

haermm Sith cheese

The worst kind of smegma.

I choked on my soda haermm

Why, was there Sith Cheese in it...?

No haermm It just caught me off guard, the Sith cheese.

It always does.
Its not there for 10,000 years, then bam.

I am thinking of Magneto pwning that truck convoy in X3.....

Yep. They were made of metal.

So those chamber seats are metal too. DAMN this would be a ****ing brawl.

And in the scenario where you allow full powers, Phoenix could just kill both her enemies by thinking.

Opening post, I stated no Phoenix.

Those Pods might just be a stalemate.
If Grey can use her Telepathy, she could as Robtard noted overide Dooku's Pod flinging antics and maybe even have him attack Magneto.

OK lets say you an advisor, a "coach", if you will, telling them what to do from the sidelines. Whats your game plan?

In the huddle Id be telling Grey to lobotomise Dooku or have him attack Magneto, While advising Palpatine to be turning the place into a force lightning extravaganza.

Id be advising both to aim specifically for the testicles.

Force lightning to the happy sack would be enough to end most men,
and a flying Senate pod in the goolies is not to be sniffed at pain wise, either.

crylaugh

Also, Id have Palps break all the glass in the place and throw all the shards at Magneto.

Ah, the Voldemort approach.

Whos that..?

Harry Potter.

Ah.... ok...

Did it work for that dude..?

Nope, Dumbles pwned him.

Well good job for Team Sidious that its a different set of powers that Mr.Magneto has then...

I know, I was just saying.

Fair play. I did ask, after all.

Sith nut cheese crylaugh

Telekinesis:

Magneto >>> Jean >> Palpatine > Dooku

Feats:

M: Golden Gate Bridge

JG: X-Jet + Tidal Wave Equivalent

Palps: Pods

Dooku: Kenobi


. . .

Scenario I - Telekinetic Battle

Palpatine and Jean Grey wins quite dominantly. While on first glance it seems Magneto has a huge advantage, he himself is vulnerable to pure telekinesis (not magnetism), which means either Palps or most likely Jean with lift him off the ground and bang him around till he's dead. And Dooku shouldn't be playing with adults. He will get creamed after Magneto is taken out.

Scenario II - Telekinesis + Other Powers

Really the same scenario. Magneto has no defense against telekintic raping. And Palp's lightning >>> Dooku's.


. . .

It really all comes down to this:

* Palps > Dooku

* While Magneto's magnetic telekinesis is way stronger than anyone else in the battle, he has no telekinetic resistance at all. He himself is vulnerable to telekinesis and will get raped as easily as any human. Some might argue he can launch some attacks before he is taken down, but think of it like this:

Magneto has to control some objects and then send them flying to his targets.

Whereas Jean only has to control him at the get go.

Two things:

If Magneto has his helm, he has full protection from being mentally-raped.

Jean's greatest feats were while we was tapping into the Phoenix Force, hence the red-glow of her eyes while holding back that flood.

1. Bugger. Can Jean or Sidious not force/tele fling it off his head (Or maybe even removing it with his head still attached to it..? )

2. That flood holding back was pretty impressive. imagine the constant effort to hold back all that water.
If it was moving something solid, at least you could easily fathom pressure being applied to one part of an object and the whole object moving as a result.... But water dont play that shit unless you freeze it.
Even if she essentially used a big force shield bubble, that still was a lot of force over a big area.

Yeah, I don't think it's held on by glue or anything; it's metal though, so he could counter the pull with his powers, possibly.

It was, but she wasn't just Jean, she was Jean-plus-a-bit-o-the-Phoenix-Force. Not sure if that counts.

She did hold back a full blast from Cyclops though, when he was being mind controlled. So her powers have the ability to resist non-physical forces. I don't think her eyes flashed then either, could be wrong though.

Ok that sounds plausible.
The only way then I can see a chance that happening then, given that Magneto could pull back, is if maybe Sidious does the glass or some other attack in the hope that the distraction to Magneto it provides Grey with the opportunity to do the pulling. As Michael Knight used to say: "Its a long shot K.I.T.T but its the only shot Ive got."

Probably ....not, then I'd guess. Bugger.

I'll have to re-aquire copies of these movies and rewatch them.
My X-men shit is definitely looking like its not together.

I think team Palps win here, he's leagues over Dooku and Jean isn't that far behind Magneto or Dooku in terms of killing ability.

Being an evil bastard, he could just lighting the entire room and kill all three, not to take any chances.

Heheheee

Then their (Magneto/Dooku) failure is complete.

"Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive yourself to the darrrrrrrrrrrrksiiiiiiiiiiiiide."

I must insist, that in this scenario, all combatants please refrain from any ROTS style over the top cackling....yes....Palpatine....that means YOU.

F**k that was annoying.
The worst thing about that duel by far.

I blame Lucas.

Yeah he had control.
He was directing.
He had the power to see that it was OTT and go for another take.
And WTF was with him letting that voice transformation/bad harmonizer voice shit post Windu defeat...?

Why could somebody not have said:
"OI!!!!! LUCAS....!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....!!!!!!!!"

Speaking of the wonder-boy, did I tell you the story of how he pissed me off one night back in 1999?

Me and my best mate went to see a late-night showing of Titus, the theatre was almost empty due to the lateness of the hour and the movie being all but unknown. We're sitting there and right before it starts, Lucas walks in, in all the 5'3" pudginess of him, with this 6'+ milf hottie who had legs to die for. (She was one seriously good-looking cougar, no joking)

It gets worse, the opening preview is for 'The Phantom Menance' and as you know, his previews/movies always start with that sparkling green "LUCAS LTD" logo. So if the litte furry bastard wasn't going to get laid after the show before that, you know he did after she saw his ****ing name plastered all over the silver screen. Can't imagine that would be anything but an instant snatch-spreader.