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In each situation, you have enough time to master your equipment.

1. The Joker is after you. You have access to Punisher's entire arsenal (only conventional weaponry).

2. Carnage is after you. You have Spiderman's powers.

3. Dr. Doom is after you. You are wearing the latest Iron Man armor.

4. Hulk is after you. You have Wolverine's powers without the adamantium skeleton.

5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring.

Originally posted by Starscream M
5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring.

That one....would be pretty easy to pull off.

Originally posted by Starscream M
In each situation, you have enough time to master your equipment.

1. The Joker is after you. You have access to Punisher's entire arsenal (only conventional weaponry).

2. Carnage is after you in NYC. You have Spiderman's powers.

3. Dr. Doom is after you. You are wearing the latest Iron Man armor.

4. Hulk is after you. You have Wolverine's powers without the adamantium skeleton.

5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring.

1. I'll take the Joker head on.

2. I'll head for the ****in' hills.

3. I'll take Doom on for the hell of it.

4. I'll run. The Hulk would just turn me into a bloody ball of flesh.

5. I'd take Cyborg Superman on.

I'd shoot Joker in the nose.

I'd punch Carnage in the shins.

Doom would kill me.

I would heal me foot after it chokes Hulk to death.

I'd create a boxing mitt, and punch Cyborg in the sternum.

Originally posted by Starscream M
1. The Joker is after you. You have access to Punisher's entire arsenal (only conventional weaponry). I wait in a corner. Joker approaches. I shoot him in the mouth.

Originally posted by Starscream M
5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring. With mastery of a GL ring, you'd think one would be able to beat Hank.

1 - ok
2 - hesitates. Carnage > Spidey but Carnage overated
3 - ok
4 - u kiddin right? thats spite even with the adamantium skeleton. RUN 4 IT!
5 - ok

Originally posted by Galan007
With mastery of a GL ring, you'd think one would be able to beat Hank.

Yeah. With no PIS hindering me like in a comic, I'd ask the ring for a full readout of Kryptonian DNA, transform myself, go take a dip in the sun, come back and rip Cyborg to shreds.

Personally, if a boxing mitt didn't work, a beartrap would be a close second.

Originally posted by Mekrob
Personally, if a boxing mitt didn't work, a beartrap would be a close second. A tennis racket is always a good choice.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Yeah. With no PIS hindering me like in a comic, I'd ask the ring for a full readout of Kryptonian DNA, transform myself, go take a dip in the sun, come back and rip Cyborg to shreds. Superman Prime (the gold one) used a big hand to pwn Solaris. So logically, something like that should work on Hank, as well.

Originally posted by Galan007
Superman Prime (the gold one) used a big hand to pwn Solaris. So logically, something like that should work on Hank, as well.

Homeboy was already virtually dead...

Originally posted by Galan007
Superman Prime (the gold one) used a big hand to pwn Solaris. So logically, something like that should work on Hank, as well. Nope. Hank is invincible... nothing short of a galaxy destroying blast can hurt him... he will reform... there was three of them!!!

Etc.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Homeboy was already virtually dead... Even so, all you'd need to do is make a bigger hand.

Originally posted by Galan007
Even so, all you'd need to do is make a bigger hand.

Cosmic masturbation?

Originally posted by Mekrob
Nope. Hank is invincible... nothing short of a galaxy destroying blast can hurt him... he will reform... there was three of them!!!

Etc. Originally posted by Galan007
Even so, all you'd need to do is make a bigger hand.

Originally posted by Starscream M
In each situation, you have enough time to master your equipment.

1. The Joker is after you. You have access to Punisher's entire arsenal (only conventional weaponry).

2. Carnage is after you. You have Spiderman's powers.

3. Dr. Doom is after you. You are wearing the latest Iron Man armor.

4. Hulk is after you. You have Wolverine's powers without the adamantium skeleton.

5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring. 1. I sit in the corner and shoot him in the face.

2. I kick Carnage in the balls and beat down his face with my balls.

3. I kill myself.

4. I throw a Python on Huc.

5. Kinda easy if I have mastered it.

This is spite. I always win.

Originally posted by Placidity
This is spite. I always win.

Except in the bedroom.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Except in the bedroom.

Yea so... thats not part of this scenario.

I kill the Joker and and play it cool with the Hulk.

For the others, I bfr myself

Originally posted by Starscream M
In each situation, you have enough time to master your equipment.

1. The Joker is after you. You have access to Punisher's entire arsenal (only conventional weaponry).

2. Carnage is after you. You have Spiderman's powers.

3. Dr. Doom is after you. You are wearing the latest Iron Man armor.

4. Hulk is after you. You have Wolverine's powers without the adamantium skeleton.

5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring.

1. Christ.

2. OMG.

3. I wouldn't be able to operate the latest IM armor without Extremis... you realize that?

4. Great. Which Hulk?

5. I don't have GL training, though...

So if I choose #2 all I have to do is beat the crap outta Carnage and I get free Spidey powers? Sweet.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
1. Christ.

2. OMG.

lol...I think this is the proper reaction to those situations

Originally posted by SamZED
So if I choose #2 all I have to do is beat the crap outta Carnage and I get free Spidey powers? Sweet. no, you get Spidey's powers...all you have to do is survive Carnage

2.

Though I wouldn't need the powers.

How would you stop him?

Originally posted by Starscream M
no, you get Spidey's powers...all you have to do is survive Carnage
Even better. I get Spidey powers, ill use them to steal a flamethrower and my moral code unlike Peter's wont stop me from frighing his ass. The only problem is Carnage might kill other people while he's after me, so i'd only agree if he's ONLY after me.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How would you stop him?

Beat the shit out of him.

Or a portable stereo.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Beat the shit out of him.

Or a portable stereo. If thats your plan you're gonna get cut to pieces...

Originally posted by SamZED
If thats your plan you're gonna get cut to pieces...

Oh ye of little faith.

Originally posted by SamZED
Even better. I get Spidey powers, ill use them to steal a flamethrower and my moral code unlike Peter's wont stop me from frighing his ass. The only problem is Carnage might kill other people while he's after me, so i'd only agree if he's ONLY after me.

I doubt that a flamethrower would stop Carnage He is not THAT vulnerable to fire.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Oh ye of little faith.

Is that from the Bible or Mr Miracle in JLU Animated?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I doubt that a flamethrower would stop Carnage He is not THAT vulnerable to fire. He is. He has a great resistance to sonics but is vulnerable to fire. A flamethrower would work.

Originally posted by SamZED
He is. He has a great resistance to sonics but is vulnerable to fire. A flamethrower would work.

I disagree. You'd need a hi-tech weaponry to actually hurt him.

Simple flamethrower just isn't enough. And Carnage would avoid the flame if he really had to.

http://i43.tinypic.com/x38ro5.jpg

yeah, stiltman has a good point

it would be next to impossible to actually hit carnage with a flamethrower

Originally posted by Starscream M
In each situation, you have enough time to master your equipment.

1. The Joker is after you. You have access to Punisher's entire arsenal (only conventional weaponry).

2. Carnage is after you. You have Spiderman's powers.

3. Dr. Doom is after you. You are wearing the latest Iron Man armor.

4. Hulk is after you. You have Wolverine's powers without the adamantium skeleton.

5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring.
1. I just finish him off before he gets the time to prep.

2. Swing as far as I can away from Carnage and look for a safe place to hide.

3. Assuming I have Extremis, and have full control of the armor, I take him head on.

4. I'll run away as far as I can, screaming like a little girl before being turned into a human meatball.

5. I BFR myself. There's no freakin' way I could win against DC's top technopath with 10 Sinestro rings.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
and play it cool with the Hulk.


wtf?

1. I do what batman should of done a long ****ing time ago.

2. I draw alot of police toward him and as he gets shoti in a hail of bullets I'll bury him under a pile of cars. If it's just me and him.... Maybe fight near a big ass bell and make use of that.

3. I will fight knowing I will lose only to have such a honorable death at his hands. (won't be making it easy but he will serve me my ass.)

4. Crack some jokes message him and maybe even tickle him. When i lull him into a calm relaxing state of mind. He will revert back into hulk and I chop his ****ing head off. (but more likily he just chew me up and poop me out)

5. I would wtf pawn his annoying bit*h ass.

Originally posted by Nestical
wtf?

I'll would be like.. "C'mon man, we are pal! I don't want to hurt you! We could be friend, y'know? Take it cool, buddy!"

And I would pray that he doesn't say "No".

1. I call in the Justice League. The Joker is too unpredictable.
2. I hide for a while and **** him up with a flamethrower when he's not expecting it.
3. I'll take him on if I have Extremis, and win.
4. I borrow Punishers special bullets
5. I take him on and win.

I'd choose scenario 3.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
1. I call in the Justice League. The Joker is too unpredictable.
2. I hide for a while and **** him up with a flamethrower when he's not expecting it.
3. I'll take him on if I have Extremis, and win.
4. I borrow Punishers special bullets
5. I take him on and win.

I'd choose scenario 3.

1. I had no idea that Punisher`s equipment includes JLA communicator

2. The simultaneous fire from two hi-tech microwave heat projectors did nothing but forced Carnage to retreat back. They failed to knock him out. You really think a flamethrower would do the job? No way.

3. No, you wouldn't.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9020/mightyavengers9018.th.jpg http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4632/mightyavengers9019mt8.th.jpg http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3079/mightyavengers9020je6.th.jpg

4. What special bullets? I don't recall Punisher ever using anti-hulk bullets

5. Not likely. GL training counts as an outside help.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


4. What special bullets? I don't recall Punisher ever using anti-hulk bullets
punisher had a gun that ripped Rhino's hide

punishers AP ammo wont help against Hulk

either Hulk is very pissed and the bullets wont do squat
or he isnt and they go thru his skin but then he recover quickly anyway

Originally posted by Starscream M
punisher had a gun that ripped Rhino's hide

Wasn't that a bazooka from Stuart Clarke? It doesn't count as conventional weaponry.

I remember one Punisher issue(Ennis issue?) where he used some kind of nuclear bullet to stop the Hulk.

Who has taken down Carnage and how did they do it?

Sentry tore him in half with bare hands

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I remember one Punisher issue(Ennis issue?) where he used some kind of nuclear bullet to stop the Hulk.

Who has taken down Carnage and how did they do it?

He fed Banner with explosives or something like that. He detonated them after Hulk had done the job for him.

Firestar has what it takes to stop Cletus' clock.

Then I'm screwed with number 2.

The only fight where you can possibly win is #1.
And even that is highly doubtful.

2 is tough, but doable. 1 IMO, is the hardest one. Simply because conventional weapons aren't gonna cut it against Joker.

The rest are suicide missions. Ironman with Extremis helps, but Doom's always had the better armor.

Didn't read the thread, got sidetracked with flashbacks to the old Choose Your Own Adventure novels : )

Originally posted by Starscream M
In each situation, you have enough time to master your equipment.

1. The Joker is after you. You have access to Punisher's entire arsenal (only conventional weaponry).

2. Carnage is after you. You have Spiderman's powers.

3. Dr. Doom is after you. You are wearing the latest Iron Man armor.

4. Hulk is after you. You have Wolverine's powers without the adamantium skeleton.

5. Cyborg Superman is after you. You have a Green Lantern ring.

1 = Id kill the laughing bastard no problem.

2 = id fight Carnage, if i start to lose im running like hell... ill probly end up running

3 = if anything id paint my armor green and apply for a job at castle Doom. Doom hitman/lacky sounds better than actually fighting the guy.
if i had to fight him his magic would probly kill me.

4 = running like hell. this is a horrible fight to be in, the fact my bones can brake just makes it worse.

5 = easily done. give me a ring and only what i can figure out for myself in a month then im screwed, but give me time to master it, ill win.

Mastering the ring? You'd have to be over skyfather with it, (IE: surpass a guardian) because Henshaw insulted them after they shot at him.

And to anyone thinking 1 is easy and that you can be the guy to take Joker......you're kidding yourselves. Joker is crazier than anyone else in comics, and he's one of the few people who even Batman fears. On top of this, he's a maniacal genius with no restraint or psychological weakspots to exploit. Batman does not kill, but who else makes him test it? Who else pushes him the farthest? And Joker has beaten down hit squads, hired thugs, Batman, Cassandra Cain, and more. He is a fiercesome CQC combatant and his moves are impossible to read.

I'd be scared shitless of fighting someone like the Joker for real. I guarantee all of you would feel the same if he was right behind you now. Don't move. Don't speak. Just..........feel the knife closing around your throat. The coarse gloves delicately fingering your jugular. Hear the laughter ringing through your ears.

And breathe in the acidic smell of your life's blood pouring your body.

That's the Joker. The stuff of nightmares.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest


I'd be scared shitless of fighting someone like the Joker for real. I guarantee all of you would feel the same if he was right behind you now. Don't move. Don't speak. Just..........feel the knife closing around your throat. The coarse gloves delicately fingering your jugular. Hear the laughter ringing through your ears.

And breathe in the acidic smell of your life's blood pouring your body.

That's the Joker. The stuff of nightmares.


It's so obvious you got turned on typing this.....

Anyways,I could take anyone mentioned in this thread in H2H,so bring it.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
It's so obvious you got turned on typing this.....