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Suggestions must be simple!

booze , strippers , tv , internet , boxing , football , wrestling , strippers , watching your wife clean the house nude while your kid is in school...mmm I better stop...though I cant wait till the kid moves off to college!!!!!!!!!! non stop house cleaning! except maybe on the holidays when youngin comes home then back to good parent time..house will be clean though!

hysterical

Ask the person to explain how big, ace and epic their country is.

Have her stand on the audition line for American Idol.

WoW

cowtipping ?

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Ask the person to explain how big, ace and epic their country is.

Heh. That made me chuckle.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Ask the person to explain how big, ace and epic their country is.
Hey, we love our country, and you love talking about our country. Just the way it goes.

Bewbz and more bewbz, that is the way to entertain me

Originally posted by I own you!
Suggestions must be simple! Just talk to us and not only will we be intrigued with you but you with us.

Oh yeah, cow tipping. I didn't even believe that was real until I knew people that did that. hahahaha oH And snips, and those little rabbits that I thought were real. The ones with the antlers...HAHAHAHAH. I just remember the name. Jack a lopes....hahahahah. And I wondered how they could jump with those huge antlers....lol

we like our cholesterol fried and the batteries in our tv remotes fully charged

So male like.

Get one of them to commit a high school massacre, then let all the others watch it on tv.

How to keep America entertained for hours?

9/11

Come on. Don't tell me you weren't glued to the screen and watched that shit over and over again.

It's easily the most gripping tv you or I have ever seen.

Sad but true.

Wow, glad to see the epically enlightened responses in this thread.

Yours clearly being one of them.

Originally posted by jaden101
How to keep America entertained for hours?

9/11

Come on. Don't tell me you weren't glued to the screen and watched that shit over and over again.

It's easily the most gripping tv you or I have ever seen.

Sad but true.

9/11 of Americans wont get your joke


Edit: 7/7 of British will.

Originally posted by GCG
9/11 of Americans wont get your joke


Edit: 7/7 of British will.

chuckle...shame you don't get a "0" of every month...because i fear 0/7 Americans won't get the 2nd reference.

Originally posted by jaden101
chuckle...shame you don't get a "0" of every month...because i fear 0/7 Americans won't get the 2nd reference. That would mean all of them get it, wouldn't it?

Originally posted by Bardock42
That would mean all of them get it, wouldn't it?

Zero out of seven would be none.

Zero out of anything is none.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Zero out of seven would be none.

Zero out of anything is none.

Yeah, but if 0/7 won't get it doesn't that mean that 7/7 will?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, but if 0/7 won't get it doesn't that mean that 7/7 will?

Oh, yeah.

Originally posted by jaden101
Yours clearly being one of them. Of course, I milk irony for all its worth.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Of course, I milk irony for all its worth.

That's... what she said!

Originally posted by jaden101
chuckle...shame you don't get a "0" of every month...because i fear 0/7 Americans won't get the 2nd reference.

Even though U.K. news isn't nearly as important as U.S. news, there are some of us who do watch the BBC, Scot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_July_2005_London_bombings

This did make the U.S. news though, probably because of the 'Islamic Terrorist' ties.

How to entertain an American for hours? Voice an opinion.

Our country's become so pussified that many will break their own back to find out how they were offended, what they'll do to the offender, and potentially how they plan to profit from said offense.

heh. Botankus walked into a bar

Now you've crossed the line, *****.

... scratch Humor.

crack cocaine.

Talk about the economy. That'll do it.

Originally posted by I own you!
Suggestions must be simple!
Engage him or her with intellectual discourse about politics, the economy, or literary analysis.

beer

Stuff.

stuff like Jack Daniels, games and booty

why cant everybody be kewl like shiv

I found a way to entertain myself for 5 seconds. Realizing that KMC didn't adjust my time for daylight savings time. OK, changed it to Carribean time. Now back to life.

most americans wouldn't know 7/7?



anyone else remember 3/11? you know, just to reminisce

I knew 7/7, even without looking.

Now off the top of my head, all I remember about 3/11 is that something blew up exactly six months to the day following 9/11. I don't remember the location.

Originally posted by inimalist
most americans wouldn't know 7/7?



anyone else remember 3/11? you know, just to reminisce

311? The band?
With Aaron Wils, Chad Sexton, Nick Hexum, SA Martinez, and Tim Mahoney?

Originally posted by botankus
I knew 7/7, even without looking.

Now off the top of my head, all I remember about 3/11 is that something blew up exactly six months to the day following 9/11. I don't remember the location.

Don't worry, it was in a sort of colourished country, therefore not news.

Originally posted by botankus
I knew 7/7, even without looking.

Now off the top of my head, all I remember about 3/11 is that something blew up exactly six months to the day following 9/11. I don't remember the location.

I thought that was still pretty big news... Maybe most people wont remember the date, which I'm sure, now, was the point of jaden's remark...

3/11 was the attack in Spain that got the socialists elected and the Spanish army pulled out of Iraq. it was in 2004, so 2 years 6 months.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Ask the person to explain how big, ace and epic their country is.

Get a little booze in me, then ask me that and we'll have a three hour conversation.

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
beer You always say beer.

Talk about food. Just about everyone has something to say about food.

Originally posted by inimalist
most americans wouldn't know 7/7?



anyone else remember 3/11? you know, just to reminisce

TOUCHE!!!!!!

Me dos.

I didn't know about 3/11 at all though.

Porn 24/7

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Get a little booze in me, then ask me that and we'll have a three hour conversation.

We'd be more interested to hear about South America and its greatness - South America is so underrated.

Surely that's what makes it so great? If everyone and his dog starts knocking one out over Peru etc. I'm sure it would quickly lose everything good.

Of course underrated continents and countries are the best, it's because wankers don't flock there.

hahahaha I love it