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Hello. I just thought I would make a thread to say that I like this forum, or at least what I hav seen of it so far. Just don't get on my bad side. I have a tendency to lose my temper and start removing souls at random until the annoyance has been silenced . No worries, though. It takes ALOT to get on my bad side. Usually I am the kool one.

ill be sure to keep that in mind.

no you wont.

i know, im going to try to get on her bad side actually, see if she can back up her strong words.

he he well well well.

unfortunatley talion..i'm verry annoying and have been known to be SOULLESS...therefore immune

I would not threaten or warn, just introduce if you will...however I never limited my self to one art and one alone.

That's a very good look for you. You know, with the not saying anything and being real quiet. Don't ever lose that. Ever.

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/tweetz/moon.gif

*Talion_Justice's Soul Removal List: *

1) Dexx.

Nice...

Um, glad you like it around here anyway...

talion, maybe you dont know how it works, but you are knew, you cannot win a fight with a regular member, simply because he has much more credibility then you in all of our eyes. plus anyone who comes on a message board trying to sound dangerous is kinda silly. so wait till you get 1000 posts untill you start to get into it with other members and you may be taken a bit more seriously, or do it now and automatically lose.

I dont think she was picking a fight.

well considering your abiliy to think.............................

umm...yeah...go backfire!
*hides behind finiti*

Well, I wasn't trying to start a fight. Just playing around. I thought the whole reason to join a forum was for good convo and a little bit of fun.
If I was wrong, tell me now. Besides, I would also point out that higher post counts in shorter periods of time tend to give people the impression that you have no life. I wouldn't want that.

Err....welcome. I'll keep my soul though, thank you.

Now, you see, that was immediately accusing several people here of having no life, wasn't it? Consciously or unconsciously you rubbed up some people here the wrong way very quickly and that is why there was a problem. I am sure it will not be a problem any longer.

It wasn't aimed at anyone. Sorry. I was just stating that I didn't want that to be the stereotype. My bad.

I have a soul,I'd like to keep it thank you,but u're a low class soul taker so I'm not worring bout you

who said anything about being low class? I don't remember putting that in my bio.

I remember when I first got here. I was pissed at almost everyone.

I still get angry when my threads get closed. But I've learned to roll my eyes over the year I've been here.

My god, I've been here a year. I wonder how many beers that is?

you guys got a soul

i dont believe in god, thus i dont have a soul.

God?

MANY beers!

Frankly I like To's attitude. Running this place is not really a job designed to court popularlity because someone is always going to get pissed, but if everyoe, when they got mad at us when we irk them, just rolled their eyes and moved ON, then things would go very smoothly indeed. Most of the big problems here over time have been down to people who simply cannot let things go- things that aren't really very important in the grand scheme of things. And this can be the newest guy or the longest serving veteran.

we veterans never do that ............. were are those bloody angel gifs

check smilies.com or some stuff like that.

pretend it have wings

just draw it on your screen!

it's easyer with a background.this way you keep your screen clean

and you see where the shit is....

All over the floor in here, apparently.

then you must clean gundy...that helps

we have you to do that Mujaffa

well that's gonna cost you..

I wonder how.....

:clears throat, takes on the tembre of a father consoling children over the loss of a pet:

Mujaffa, Mujaffa, Mujaffa. I know these kinds of situations can leave you in desperate need of comfort and advice. Guidance in handling such matters as this one happen to be my specialty. Please allow me to make a suggestion. You have been wronged and it is natural that you feel that retribution is in order. And as strong as these feelings are, you should know by now to...give in to them. Let me steal his soul. I will even give you a discount on the grounds that you are hiring me for revenge. You know you wanna...

so..i can't help but wonder...what do you actually do with all those souls?
they're not matter so i guess soul soup is out of the question...

are you a psychiatrist or what ? nice post indeed

Actually Dexx, since you asked:

First and foremost, this is usually where I say "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you" but I think I can make an exception this time.
(besides, all your souls will be mine eventually anyway, so it doesn't really...):clears throat:

Anyway, I have 3 choices when removing the soul, what exactly I want to do with it.

A. Trap the soul inside my arm until I can get back to my home and be cleansed of it forever.
B. Fuse my soul with it so that I gain all their knowledge, power, etc. while at the same time remaining my self.
or
C. Use that soul as a healing device to mend all of my(or someone elses) current wounds. This technique is also used in terminally ill patients, where I would remove their soul and reimplant it in hopes that this would cure them.

Got it?

or you can miss it....that's a posibility

umm..yeah..it's just that my soul ( little as he is ) is so puked and distorted..it wouldn't be good for mending wounds or restoring energy points...

Actually, Fitch, I have never missed. However I do recall an unfortunate stuation where during removal of an enemy's soul and his last ditch effort was to stab me in the chest. This cause me to lose concentration. The out come was, I didn't get the soul, but neither did he. It will forever be in limbo, without a reason or destiny.

well sry for calling you a low class soul taker then........u're pretty good

Thank you. Oh and Dexx, there is one good use for a soul like the one you described(besides living in you that is) I could remove it from you, forcably insert it into someone else, and your soul could spend the rest of it's days drive them insane. It's actually quite fun. The only draw back is that the process is irreversible.

a pitty........

driving them insane? but that would eman their soul would still have to be there right next to my inserted one...how can 2 souls be in one body?
*best Austin Powers voice*
"oh no, i've gone crosside"

*Homer's voice:
"Mmmmmm,souls"

That's just it. There aren't supposed to be too souls. Therefor, you, being the uninvited soul, cannot be fused with the other soul because it is trying to get rid of you. It is a constant battle that eventually you would win. Main reason for that is that a soul gains more potency after being removed from its own body. Think of it like this. The soul has been in a confined space the entire existence, and all the sudden, it has room to stretch out...flex it's "muscles". See what I mean?

outer body experiences?...umm..maybe after a little demonstration i'll see it more clearly

Tj,you should make the honors with Dexx....

Anytime, but I don't do merc work for free. Policing, yes. Experiments, no. Get in touch with me sometime, and we will go over the figures.

I can be u're manager for a simply 10% from the profit....I'll get u contracts,many contracts...

I have run solo so long I wouldn't know how to handle a manager. Thanx for the offer, though. If I ever change my mind...

ok....but if I find another soul taker I'll give my contract to him,no doubt....

That's just a risk I'm going to have to take.

basicly, i'm safe with my soul for now if i just don't pay you anything...sounds fair

whats with all this talk about souls and shit? no one can steal anyone elses soul, you guys are playing to much mortal kombat.

at least i DID ask for a demonstration.

Hello, I was going to start a thread to sniff out the retards but it looks as though they single themselves out here. Thanks for making it easy on us Talion Justice!! (go ahead and type away at your keyboard for all its worth or light a million candles or make voodoo dolls but no matter what you do, my soul is staying with me, baby!!)
What a way to "introduce" yourself with a positive note!
Anyhow, hello and welcome...I am new myself but don't worry, if you're a "baddie" I wont take your soul.......... I will just piss into the dirt, make a little brown statue of you from the mud and after letting it dry for 2 days I will take a live plucked chicken and sit it in a circle with your statue. Through incantations and pinch of onion powder I will call on the demon Xlobeous to .......cook me up some fried chicken! Yeeehaaa! (That onion powder makes it taste nice). The urine/mud you will make a nice dirt clod to throw at any stray dogs that come sniffing around my house. But, if you are not a baddie then no fried chicken for me and no peepee dirt man to throw around.

what the hell are you talking about?

probably wich stuff...let them talk

Indeed you do

haha

I was talking about Talion the soul taker......no disrespect intended towards anyone else....

you can leave my soul/sole alone, please. thank you.

Oh lord...I leave for a few days and look what the cat drags in *sigh*

no, the cat just spit it in and ran