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Finding that the fight against Popeye (with the power of a million spinach patches) is not going well at all, Superman looks around the battlefield to see his comrades battered and humiliated:

- The Martian Manhunter has been punched and changed into a Marvin The Martian Shower Curtain hanging from a flagpole.
- Batman has been punched and changed into Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, and Adam West wearing the campy 60s era Robin Suit and saying "Holy Haymakers Batman" in unison.
- Powergirl has been punched and changed into a pornstar.
- Aquaman has been punched and changed into Spongebob Squarepants and Squidworth.
- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer).
- Orion has been punched into an anger management class.
- The Flash was punched and the lightning and speed force shot out of his butt, traveled back in time and struck Benjamin Franklin's kite (and also granted Popeye Light Speed on contact).
- Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) was punched and changed into a bum leaning against an old fashion traffic light with the "Stop" light going on as soon as he landed.
- Wonder Woman is still unconscious on a stripper pole with a $5 hanging from her thong.
- Dr. Fate was punched and changed into this:
http://thesmokingkitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/amazing-mumford.jpg

Superman knows the situation has become dire and desperate measures must be taken. Superman zips off to the sun for a 25 minute sundip and deep meditation. Suddenly Superman feels a hand grasp his shoulder and opens his eyes to see Popeye floating next to him in the sun with a glowing green aura. He says "You'z tot, ye' kin hide from' me, ya red n' blue palookas!!!" and punches Supes, causing him to ricochet off all of the planets in the Solar System like a pinball and land back in Metropolis. Supes looks up and sees the word "TILT" emblazoned on the horizon written in clouds and is astonished. Superman gets up, unharmed, but incredibly pissed. Popeye stands in front of Supes and says "Yeah, I clock'd ya, ya long john wearin' pansy. Ya wanta step outside?" Supes says "But we're already outside, genius.". Popeye then says "Oh, a wise guy, huh. Put up ya mitts!!!". Superman says "Gladly" and the battle begins.

Stipulations of this battle are:

Superman has had a 25 minute sundip.
Popeye has eaten the equivalent of the Planet Jupiter's mass worth of spinach thanks to Mxyptlk, and it regenerates as Popeye digests it so he will remain at full spinach power so long as he is fighting.
Popeye has obtained light speed travel from punching the Flash (he and Supes are on equal footing for speed).

Discuss.

Why do you hate Superman so much?

Originally posted by Badabing
Why do you hate Superman so much?
So many people hate him

25 minutes ain't gonna be enough............

poor supes

Supes stomps.

A real opponent would be hit em up 2pac with a red lantern ring.

Popeye will have a problem when he goes to the bathroom

Poor Supes.

Originally posted by Badabing
Why do you hate Superman so much?

Do you really need to ask?

Who am I?

Originally posted by Avlon
Supes stomps.

A real opponent would be hit em up 2pac with a red lantern ring.

Hmm. That's a good idea for a thread. Pac was ****in pissed.

At this point he'd have a red and a black ring as well...

Hmm...

The Doctor with a green lantern ring with infinite charge ala Ion 2, vs. Popeye with your stip.

this is the most wonderful fight even thought of. thank you good sir.

popeye 4 da win!

Originally posted by illadelph12

- Powergirl has been punched and changed into a pornstar.


Soooo, you're saying that nothing has changed?



Naw, 25 minute sundip is just 25 minutes of prolonging the inevitable. Popeye with an endless supply of spinach is invincible.

Popeye blows out the sun and punches Supes into another dimension.

Spite

I'm a huge Supes fan but goddamn this is SPITE.

Popeye demolishes Supes.

Popeye with his full spinach powers could not defeat a Jafar Wannabe who's only power was intangibility.

Well it's kind of hard to beat somebody you can't hit. Isn't it? ^_^

BTW, his colon is going to be destroyed when he goes #2

You are the man illadelph12

Dr Fate transformation is the best.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Do you really need to ask?

Who am I? Yes, the son of your jailer.

I guess he will kneel then.

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w313/illadelph12_prime/popeye.jpg

The saga will continue...

Originally posted by King Kandy
Popeye with his full spinach powers could not defeat a Jafar Wannabe who's only power was intangibility.

The real Jafar would own everyone everywhere. A mere wannbe would cause problems for most at least. No shame in that for Popeye,no shame at all.

Originally posted by Badabing
Why do you hate Superman so much? Probably because Supes sux so muchOriginally posted by illadelph12

- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer). You crazy as hell!
Originally posted by Badabing
Superman has had a 25 minute sundip.
Popeye has eaten the equivalent of the Planet Jupiter's mass worth of spinach thanks to Mxyptlk, and it regenerates as Popeye digests it so he will remain at full spinach power so long as he is fighting.
Popeye has obtained light speed travel from punching the Flash (he and Supes are on equal footing for speed).

Discuss. This is quite honestly the best thread ever made. Popeye beats the living shit outta Supes.

You can add gladiator, thor, juggernaut and hulk with superman and the minute popeye eats his spinach, these events will take place... hulk gets hit with popeyes growing fist so hard that his pants gets destroyed in the fusion.... juggernaut gets beaten down until hes inside his ruby.... thors hammer bounces off popeyes squared chest and KOes thor..... Superman gets hit so hard that he thinks hes back home with his mother as a baby.... Gladiator ( my boy ) joins popeye and take olive and wonder woman out for dinner.

Flash speed Spinach popping Popeye?? Are you insane??? Mods should close this thread, it's total spite.

Popeye should punch Dr. Manhattan into some decent shorts...

Spinach Dipped?

I don't think dipping Popeye in spinach will do anything to amp him (not like he needs it anyways)

Originally posted by illadelph12


Finding that the fight against Popeye (with the power of a million spinach patches) is not going well at all, Superman looks around the battlefield to see his comrades battered and humiliated:

- The Martian Manhunter has been punched and changed into a Marvin The Martian Shower Curtain hanging from a flagpole.
- Batman has been punched and changed into Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, and Adam West wearing the campy 60s era Robin Suit and saying "Holy Haymakers Batman" in unison.
- Powergirl has been punched and changed into a pornstar.
- Aquaman has been punched and changed into Spongebob Squarepants and Squidworth.
- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer).
- Orion has been punched into an anger management class.
- The Flash was punched and the lightning and speed force shot out of his butt, traveled back in time and struck Benjamin Franklin's kite (and also granted Popeye Light Speed on contact).
- Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) was punched and changed into a bum leaning against an old fashion traffic light with the "Stop" light going on as soon as he landed.
- Wonder Woman is still unconscious on a stripper pole with a $5 hanging from her thong.
- Dr. Fate was punched and changed into this:
http://thesmokingkitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/amazing-mumford.jpg

Superman knows the situation has become dire and desperate measures must be taken. Superman zips off to the sun for a 25 minute sundip and deep meditation. Suddenly Superman feels a hand grasp his shoulder and opens his eyes to see Popeye floating next to him in the sun with a glowing green aura. He says "You'z tot, ye' kin hide from' me, ya red n' blue palookas!!!" and punches Supes, causing him to ricochet off all of the planets in the Solar System like a pinball and land back in Metropolis. Supes looks up and sees the word "TILT" emblazoned on the horizon written in clouds and is astonished. Superman gets up, unharmed, but incredibly pissed. Popeye stands in front of Supes and says "Yeah, I clock'd ya, ya long john wearin' pansy. Ya wanta step outside?" Supes says "But we're already outside, genius.". Popeye then says "Oh, a wise guy, huh. Put up ya mitts!!!". Superman says "Gladly" and the battle begins.

Stipulations of this battle are:

Superman has had a 25 minute sundip.
Popeye has eaten the equivalent of the Planet Jupiter's mass worth of spinach thanks to Mxyptlk, and it regenerates as Popeye digests it so he will remain at full spinach power so long as he is fighting.
Popeye has obtained light speed travel from punching the Flash (he and Supes are on equal footing for speed).

Discuss.

Apparently Popeye has retcon punching power that even surpasses SBP PIS. Supes has no chance. lol

Originally posted by illadelph12
- The Martian Manhunter has been punched and changed into a Marvin The Martian Shower Curtain hanging from a flagpole.
- Batman has been punched and changed into Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, and Adam West wearing the campy 60s era Robin Suit and saying "Holy Haymakers Batman" in unison.
- Powergirl has been punched and changed into a pornstar.
- Aquaman has been punched and changed into Spongebob Squarepants and Squidworth.
- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer).
- Orion has been punched into an anger management class.
- The Flash was punched and the lightning and speed force shot out of his butt, traveled back in time and struck Benjamin Franklin's kite (and also granted Popeye Light Speed on contact).
- Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) was punched and changed into a bum leaning against an old fashion traffic light with the "Stop" light going on as soon as he landed.
- Wonder Woman is still unconscious on a stripper pole with a $5 hanging from her thong.
- Dr. Fate was punched and changed into this:

I can't stop laughing.

lolbump

Lulz at the pic.

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Flash speed Spinach popping Popeye?? Are you insane??? Mods should close this thread, it's total spite.

Popeye should punch Dr. Manhattan into some decent shorts...

Sometimes though, comedy value should trump spite.

Popeye plays with supes like a ragdoll

What I wanna see is a Spinach Dipped Popeye vs a Full Powered Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
What I wanna see is a Spinach Dipped Popeye vs a Full Powered Chuck Norris.


I know you just didnt go there right now...

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
What I wanna see is a Spinach Dipped Popeye vs a Full Powered Chuck Norris.


The universe as we know, is coming to the end.

Originally posted by xJLxKing
So many people hate him

Because he's so lame. Popeye kills him

Originally posted by skygunner41
The universe as we know, is coming to the end.

JUST the universe??

Weak...!!!!

Popeye takes this

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/p/popeye.jpg

bump

I bow before the glory of this thread...

Popeye for the eternal win...

Superman takes the pipe, sticks it in Popeyes ass and blows the Spinach out of him.

Popeye is just too crazy strong

Originally posted by illadelph12
- Batman has been punched and changed into Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, and Adam West wearing the campy 60s era Robin Suit and saying "Holy Haymakers Batman" in unison.

- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer).


hysterical

Bump.

This sh*t ain't over yet!!!

I figure Popeye`s punch might turn supes into a straight guy with his underwear in the proper place and a dick in them.

lulz. Magical looney tune punches won't matter seeing as Popeye will never land a hit.

estahuh

Originally posted by marwash22
lulz. Magical looney tune punches won't matter seeing as Popeye will never land a hit.




Originally posted by illadelph12
Popeye has obtained light speed travel from punching the Flash (he and Supes are on equal footing for speed).

he doesnt need that "extra" speed, spinach already makes him fast enough. anyways superman gets turned into a boy scout

oh shit, didn't notice the flash speed thing. Superman dies.

infinite mass popeye toon punch. you dont get more deadly than that

lol, he's gonna punch Superman into George Reeves... not George Reeves as Superman, just George Reeves.

Popeye spites supes...
Popeye uses supes punches for a massage chair, his heat vision as a sun lamp and anything else just becomes inconsequential... Unless of course supes phantom zone projects him.

Originally posted by illadelph12


Finding that the fight against Popeye (with the power of a million spinach patches) is not going well at all, Superman looks around the battlefield to see his comrades battered and humiliated:

- The Martian Manhunter has been punched and changed into a Marvin The Martian Shower Curtain hanging from a flagpole.
- Batman has been punched and changed into Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, and Adam West wearing the campy 60s era Robin Suit and saying "Holy Haymakers Batman" in unison.
- Powergirl has been punched and changed into a pornstar.
- Aquaman has been punched and changed into Spongebob Squarepants and Squidworth.
- The Question has been punched and changed into Allen Iverson (The Answer).
- Orion has been punched into an anger management class.
- The Flash was punched and the lightning and speed force shot out of his butt, traveled back in time and struck Benjamin Franklin's kite (and also granted Popeye Light Speed on contact).
- Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) was punched and changed into a bum leaning against an old fashion traffic light with the "Stop" light going on as soon as he landed.
- Wonder Woman is still unconscious on a stripper pole with a $5 hanging from her thong.
- Dr. Fate was punched and changed into this:
http://thesmokingkitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/amazing-mumford.jpg

Superman knows the situation has become dire and desperate measures must be taken. Superman zips off to the sun for a 25 minute sundip and deep meditation. Suddenly Superman feels a hand grasp his shoulder and opens his eyes to see Popeye floating next to him in the sun with a glowing green aura. He says "You'z tot, ye' kin hide from' me, ya red n' blue palookas!!!" and punches Supes, causing him to ricochet off all of the planets in the Solar System like a pinball and land back in Metropolis. Supes looks up and sees the word "TILT" emblazoned on the horizon written in clouds and is astonished. Superman gets up, unharmed, but incredibly pissed. Popeye stands in front of Supes and says "Yeah, I clock'd ya, ya long john wearin' pansy. Ya wanta step outside?" Supes says "But we're already outside, genius.". Popeye then says "Oh, a wise guy, huh. Put up ya mitts!!!". Superman says "Gladly" and the battle begins.

Stipulations of this battle are:

Superman has had a 25 minute sundip.
Popeye has eaten the equivalent of the Planet Jupiter's mass worth of spinach thanks to Mxyptlk, and it regenerates as Popeye digests it so he will remain at full spinach power so long as he is fighting.
Popeye has obtained light speed travel from punching the Flash (he and Supes are on equal footing for speed).

Discuss. blame it on the philly green

Originally posted by marwash22
lol, he's gonna punch Superman into George Reeves... not George Reeves as Superman, just George Reeves. he punches supes into cristopher reeves.... because hes paralized and dead... see what i did thar?

just to make it clear, popeye doesnt need more than 1 can

popeye ftw

Superman hovers there looking all confident and Popeye punches his fricken head off!

Originally posted by shokosugi
I'm a huge Supes fan but goddamn this is SPITE.

Popeye demolishes Supes.

This^

Makes it all worth it.

*edit

And the saga will continue!!!

How 'bout Superman Prime?

poor superman