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"Little things" always get on our nerves. So let loose! What's been pissing you off lately? Cat scratch your ball-sack? Stub your toe? Get in an argument with a complete stranger? Whatever it is, vent it all right here.

I just got back from a doctor's appointment. Or I should say, I got back from a rescheduling. I showed up 5 minutes late due to faulty directions and they said I had to reschedule for the end of the month. Pissed me off.

I just got back from work and it pisses me off when customers show up 5 minutes late and expect us to reschedule around them!

Walshy.

People who sit there and examine their f*cking food for 5 minutes before putting a bite into their mouth, people who pick at their toenails instead of using a toenail clipper.

People in general. haermm

people who dont clean up the mess they make.

Welsh kid

People who breath heavily through their nose as they chew their food.

PEOPLE THAT CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN!

Idiots

It's you
It's that shit stuck under my shoe
It's that smell inside the van
It's my bed sheet covered with sand
Sitting through a shitty band
Getting dog shit on my hands
Getting hassled by the man
Waking up to an alarm
Sticking needles in your arm
Picking up trash on a freeway
Feeling depressed everyday
Leaving without making a sound
Picking my dog up at the pound
Living in a tweeker pad
Getting yelled at by my dad
Saying I'm happy when I'm not
Finding roaches in the pot

People that find the need to just be a dick.

Originally posted by Toku King
People that find the need to just be a dick.
Like me?

Originally posted by Toku King
People that find the need to just be a dick. thats ****ing stupid

Originally posted by Mairuzu
thats ****ing stupid
You know, that tagline for Weeds makes it seem more like the show is about prostitutes than about drug dealers.

People who smack their gum.

Makes me want to hire that big guy in the red wrestler suit from that strident gum comercial to slam the person against a vending machine until they spit it out. O.O

weed is pleasure, but yes, nancy is kind of a whore

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
People who sit there and examine their f*cking food for 5 minutes before putting a bite into their mouth Food pokers Same. Also, people who take little bird bites because they want to look and act proper.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Food pokers Same. Also, people who take little bird bites because they want to look and act proper.
hanuts

None of that sh*t with me. I come from my Dad's side of the family.

People who tell me "God bless you!" after I sneeze.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hanuts

None of that sh*t with me. I come from my Dad's side of the family. Finger lickers. Lip Smackers. People who sip coffee loudly and go AAAHHHHH after each sip.

Men who say women should not fart or burp.
People who talk ALL during a movie when you're at the movie theater.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Finger lickers. Lip Smackers. People who sip coffee loudly and go AAAHHHHH after each sip.
Guilty of the last one on a few occassions. crylaugh

**** that, women who fart and burp are a turn on to me. But then again, I am a ****ing weirdo.

And agreed on the movie talkers.

People who wash/wipe off a can of soda before drinking it.

women that fart, people against weed

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** that, women who fart and burp are a turn on to me. But then again, I am a ****ing weirdo.

And agreed on the movie talkers.
Ewwwww, lol.

I just don't understand the whole concept that 'women should not fart.' Men can release their foul smelling earth quaking farts into the atmosphere but they won't allow the opposite sex's competition? I know it has to do with women being proper and lady-like but I say f*ck dat!

People who alphabetize their dvds/cds and color coodinate their clothes hanging up in their closet.

Oh, wait. I do that.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ewwwww, lol.

I just don't understand the whole concept that 'women should not fart.' Men can release their foul smelling earth quaking farts into the atmosphere but they won't allow the opposite sex's competition? I know it has to do with women being proper and lady-like but I say f*ck dat!

Tell that to my wife who has no problem in releasing her noxious ass gas that, in my opinion, could be bottled in concentrated form and used in warfare.

most women in general

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ewwwww, lol.

I just don't understand the whole concept that 'women should not fart.' Men can release their foul smelling earth quaking farts into the atmosphere but they won't allow the opposite sex's competition? I know it has to do with women being proper and lady-like but I say f*ck dat! Women have gas, just like men, I believe in equality of the sexes. I say if a woman has to fart, let 'er rip.

Hell, last night I told the female I was training on the job to pull my finger. And she DID.

When dealers give you only 1 gram for 20 bucks

Originally posted by Impediment
People who alphabetize their dvds

Oh, wait. I do that. Me too, and by genre

When Billy tells me to pack up boka

Farting and belching does annoy me at times. I go out of my way to not fart in company, and when I'm in some waiting room and this fat guy comes in and just let's one rip, it can ruin my day.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
When dealers give you only 1 gram for 20 bucks
WTF?

Yea, i dont like when women fart because who knows if my penis is in there or not, you know?

That can explode my penis if they fart, id be to scared to enter again.

Originally posted by Slay
WTF? california

When an atheist/agnostic will openly discuss UFO's, bigfoot and alien autopsies, but when I bring up Jesus, they put their hands on their ears and go NANANANANANANANA......

Originally posted by Mairuzu
california
California here we come
Right back where we started from

Californiaaa
Weeyoweeehhhhh-heeeehhhh
Wohohoho

*piano*dududumdumdumdumdumdumdidumdidumdidum*piano
*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When an atheist/agnostic will openly discuss UFO's, bigfoot and alien autopsies, but when I bring up Jesus, they put their hands on their ears and go NANANANANANANANA......

Really? People like that are dumb asses.

Originally posted by Impediment
Really? People like that are dumb asses. Mhm. Hey, if you dont believe, thats your business, but dont dismiss it to the point of acting like a child. Whats harder to wrap your kind around, UFO's or Jesus?

HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEE

**** that song

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. Hey, if you dont believe, thats your business, but dont dismiss it to the point of acting like a child. Whats harder to wrap your kind around, UFO's or Jesus?
Well, really, Jesus.

But I agree on the acting like a child part and that.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEE

**** that song STFU.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEE

**** that song
It ruined California for me.

Me too, and its a great place.

Originally posted by Slay
Well, really, Jesus.

But I agree on the acting like a child part and that. Indeed. Whats the harm in discussing it? Hell, I discuss Satanism on occasion with some dude I know who "claims" to be a satanist.

Originally posted by Impediment
Tell that to my wife who has no problem in releasing her noxious ass gas that, in my opinion, could be bottled in concentrated form and used in warfare.
I know.
I believe she and I have talked about that at one point or another.
She does not come off as the "hold in your fart" type anyway.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Women have gas, just like men, I believe in equality of the sexes. I say if a woman has to fart, let 'er rip.

Hell, last night I told the female I was training on the job to pull my finger. And she DID.
We need more men with that train of thought.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Me too, and its a great place.
Only been to LA once.

But the OC and that song ruined a lot of things for me.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean



We need more men with that train of thought. And we need more women who will let the flatulence fly when they feel like it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And we need more women who will let the flatulence fly when they feel like it.
Personally, as immature as it may sound, I think it's hilarious as long as it doesn't send us gagging out of the room. In my near 20 years of existence I have truly heard some of the funniest farts ever. Lol.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
thats ****ing stupid

Example A, B, and C.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Personally, as immature as it may sound, I think it's hilarious as long as it doesn't send us gagging out of the room. In my near 20 years of existence I have truly heard some of the funniest farts ever. Lol. The best ones are when you are sitting in a hard plastic chair, the fart like reverberates off the plastic haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The best ones are when you are sitting in a hard plastic chair, the fart like reverberates off the plastic haermm
Or on metal.
It vibrates and makes an even larger, deeper sound.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Or on metal.
It vibrates and makes an even larger, deeper sound. The chairs in my high school were the best. Good times............They made the fart go from "vrraapp" to "VVVRRAAPPPPP" haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. Hey, if you dont believe, thats your business, but dont dismiss it to the point of acting like a child. Whats harder to wrap your kind around, UFO's or Jesus?
Jesus.

See? haermm

haermm

I'll believe what I want. At least I don't try to press my beliefs on others.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
See? haermm

Well technically we KNOW UFO's exist, but not the extent of them.

A UFO is an unidentified flying object, which could be someone throwing a frisbee way up in the air and someone turns to see it and doesn't know what it is. To them, it is a UFO.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sorry, but it sounds like you are implying that I try and impose my beliefs on others.
I wasn't.

Was just a general thought.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Well technically we KNOW UFO's exist, but not the extent of them.

A UFO is an unidentified flying object, which could be someone throwing a frisbee way up in the air and someone turns to see it and doesn't know what it is. To them, it is a UFO. Let me rephrase...Starships from other worlds piloted by intelligent beings.

I hate driving back and forth from L.A. to S.D.


Can't complain...gotta make a living.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I hate driving back and forth from L.A. to S.D.


Can't complain...gotta make a living. must be a *****

Originally posted by Mairuzu
must be a ***** Weeds PWNS.

Life pisses me off and the sooner I can get a new one I'll be off!

when people repeat themselves over and over again or overreact to something

People who bite their fingernails. Like seriously, if you're hungry go get some food. Don't resort to cannibalism.

It pisses me off when someone reads over my shoulder. Or looks at what your doing on the computer.

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
It pisses me off when someone reads over my shoulder. Or looks at what your doing on the computer.

Oh my god I know! Or the people who always feel the need to look at your phone everytime you get a call or text!

I know, its like "would you like to read it and respond to it?" so dumb

i also hate when you have to read out loud, and everyone who is reading is piss slow. so you read ahead. but then when you get called on you get in trouble for not knowing where the last slow s*** left off

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
I know, its like "would you like to read it and respond to it?" so dumb

i also hate when you have to read out loud, and everyone who is reading is piss slow. so you read ahead. but then when you get called on you get in trouble for not knowing where the last slow s*** left off

OMG. You are officially my new best friend EVER.

I use to HATE having to listen to people read...I am all for encouragement and learning, but don't make other people suffer.

Talkitive people.

Then you'd hate me when im on X

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Then you'd hate me when im on X

The one time I was happy my mother had an obsession with decorative pillows....
Velvet...silk...embriodery...that fuzzy fur stuff...
I was in heaven.

women in general

Originally posted by Raelin
The one time I was happy my mother had an obsession with decorative pillows....
Velvet...silk...embriodery...that fuzzy fur stuff...
I was in heaven.

What does this have to do with taking x?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What does this have to do with taking x?

The one time I did I was on X. Duhhh.

I was at a pier in santa monica, amazing view on e

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I was at a pier in santa monica, amazing view on e

Lucky. I began at home, made my way to a party, met up with my now ex (then boyfriend), and proceeded to have sex until he couldn't get up anymore. I called him a pussy. Then started coming down. I now wish I had gone downtown to look at lights. :-)

I hate it when I always get stuck in a group who likes all the opposite I like. I do not like Manga and the Jonas Brothers.

**** comedowns

You hang out with some homos

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You hang out with some homos

During college I get grouped with some, my goodness.

I've decided that I only like people that smoke weed

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I've decided that I only like people that smoke weed

Probably for the best, haha.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
**** comedowns

Thank you.

Sadly, that was the last of my adventures with X. If I were to get addicted to anything it would be X so I refuse to do it again. lol

my comedown made me want to kill myself

Originally posted by Mairuzu
my comedown made me want to kill myself

I spent mine at work. Where was I working do you ask?
Oh, I was a ****ing summer camp counseler for kids ages SIX TO TWELVE.
Trust me, I felt like killing more than just myself.

Who the **** takes E a day before work???


Actually, i felt fine the next day, but the day after that i wanted to die, was weird. maybe i was just sick

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Who the **** takes E a day before work???


Actually, i felt fine the next day, but the day after that i wanted to die, was weird. maybe i was just sick

A person who is told that if she wants to party the night before work she should do it on E because that way she won't even feel tired. Sounds cheery doesn't it?
Yeah. It was bullshit.

Depending on what you took, it could have just been that you were still high; and whether or not you had done it before.

I'll do it again

Heehee Im watching Weeds on Netflix.

When people sit their things on my bed.

When my roommate leaves the light on when I'm trying to sleep.

When people move my things.

When my roommate's hair clogs up the drain and she doesn't remove it so I have to.

When dishes are taking up all the room on the bathroom counter. ****ING DRY THEM AND PUT THEM UP. IT'S NOT THAT ****ING DIFFICULT.

Buying toilet paper.

People sitting in my goddamn chair and not getting up when I walk in the door or tell them to get up.

Not being able to listen to my LPs but having to listen to the screaming children on TLC's John and Kate Plus 8 all day on tv. mmm

Paula Deen

When my girlfriend gets too high for sex and passes out uhuh

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Paula Deen
I know how u feel.

I no way would I consider Paula Deen to be little.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I no way would I consider Paula Deen to be little.

You know what I mean! crackers

i hate people who post just to get the 100th reply

or 101

people who post "new page."

People who go 'FIRST!'

Unnecessary people

I hate it when someone has been typing on my keyboard with sticky hands, especially since I am so carefull not to get things messy.

ignorant people

The fact that BSG will soon be finished, and that LOST will be finished at some time next year.




Originally posted by 87th Dynasty
I hate it when someone has been typing on my keyboard with sticky hands, especially since I am so carefull not to get things messy.

Yeah makes you question why their hands were so sticky in the first place... urrrrrrrrgh.

I made this sig:

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/SIGS/STARWARS/sw2.jpg

But I cant figure an avy for it......

st00pid drivers..

Amen to that.

douche bag people

COWBOYS.

whiney babies that NEVER get over themselves

Work, thats basically it

Not having any weed to smoke right now.

oh that doesn't piss me off, that puts me in a state of rage that i cant even comprehend

Chavs...just anything they do is annoying, I don't think they know what a shower is glare

college application fees

Calling me when im buys, *cough* masturbating. shocklaugh same goes for while having sex.

Garbing my car keys or taking my car without asking.

Taking my stuff without asking.

Not flushing or leaving piss or shit(i've seen it. ermm) marks all over the toilet.

people that can;t take a hint. No means no. laughcry

Banging on the door to wake me up over and over and over after i said piss off

People who look at me like I just licked doo doo off a shoe

People with mule killing breath

People who can't make common sense

People in general

People like the above^

Why are you here if you don't like people?

slownessness

people who chew gum loud

People who are only interested in talking or listening when the subject involves them.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
People who are only interested in talking or listening when the subject involves them. you're talking about me right?

if not nvm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you're talking about me right?

if not nvm

crylaugh

How some people talk.

When some people present their opinions.... then start giggling!!! Are we not supposed to take your thoughts seriously? How are we supposed to do it if you don't?! Gaaargghh.... *starts giggling* ermm

When your walking in the rain, just managing to keep the rain off with your brolly...and a bloody car drives past splashing a huge muddy puddle right up your leg!

When people pick at there teeth in public, an try to talk to u at the same time. And what the cute british chick said above me.

When I turn onto a program and it goes into the ****ing adverts!

and then I try to watch something else while the adverts are on but they are all in the adverts too!

fffuuu

When i'm sitting down with my legs closed and my balls shift past each other like tectonic plates and immediately create a very uncomfortable situation.

Women being allowed to say no pisses me off.

they're allowed to?

Originally posted by BackFire
Women being allowed to say no pisses me off.

We really mean yes. At least some of us do.

Probably best to disregard my original statement.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
We really mean yes. At least some of us do.

Probably best to disregard my original statement.

I had to learn that the hard way boxed2

Originally posted by Mairuzu
they're allowed to? not if you're doing it right

walshy

the earth

people who insist theyre right ten minutes after the debate is over and refuse to drop it


also the overuse of ''

chair

Walshy.

people with big hands. XD

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
people with big hands. XD
why is that? uhuh

everything except for women piss me off

Bubblegum music.

Mods abusing their power, and making up their own rules.

Also that lame excuse for closing that one thread. Where am I supposed to post now?

I love April Fools day

Do I have to mention it?