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the Japanese word for two is ni, pronounced the same way as knee. Given the oportunity to create a second wii, the bastard son of nintendo would be a wii ni, pronounced Weenee or weeny.

This would lead to the fun misuse of several phrases:

I am shaking my weeny but nothing is happening cause it's broken.

Dont get to violent with the weeny and use the safety strap or it will fly out of your hands.

Weeny is a platform that the whole family can enjoy classic nintendo characters on their weenies like "Mario", "princess peach", and even the esteemed "zelda"

My parents are always playing on my weeny, every time i come home and they are on it.


Lets play

Weeny fit! now up down up down. stretch it out one way..... stretch it out the other way.... now pushups!!

thoughts/comments/other seriously distorted phrases?

You must have no life at all.

This is an extraordinarily pointless thread.