Wii 2

due to the fact that the people in the vg/cg discussion thread have no sense of humor or tolerance for anything that isnt related to

i decided to reposte this here so that someone would get a laugh out of the insane ramblings of my mind:

Wii 2

the Japanese word for two is ni, pronounced the same way as knee. Given the oportunity to create a second wii, the bastard son of nintendo would be a wii ni, pronounced Weenee or weeny.

This would lead to the fun misuse of several phrases:

I am shaking my weeny but nothing is happening cause it's broken.

Dont get to violent with the weeny and use the safety strap or it will fly out of your hands.

Weeny is a platform that the whole family can enjoy classic nintendo characters on their weenies like "Mario", "princess peach", and even the esteemed "zelda"

My parents are always playing on my weeny, every time i come home and they are on it.

Lets play

Weeny fit! now up down up down. stretch it out one way..... stretch it out the other way.... now pushups!!

thoughts/comments/other seriously distorted phrases?

Doesn't something have to actually be funny if you want people to laugh?

And hey, not my fault that you can't follow the rules over there.

Originally posted by Peach
Doesn't something have to actually be funny if you want people to laugh?

And hey, not my fault that you can't follow the rules over there.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
there are rules against posting video game related jokes in the video game forum?

Considering the fact that it's game discussion...a joke thread is off-topic, yes.

The fact that you decided you needed to repost this shows you're the one being all "internet serious business" over it 😛

lame

Originally posted by Peach
Considering the fact that it's game discussion...a joke thread is off-topic, yes.

The fact that you decided you needed to repost this shows you're the one being all "internet serious business" over it 😛

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
considering that the nature of your "Next-Gen Console Discussions -- OFFICIAL THREAD" is no more related to game discussion than one concerning the birth of another wii console... 😛

If you think that, you fail at reading the title of the thread 😛 Console discussion falls under video game discussion...poor jokes about something that doesn't exist does not 😛

Originally posted by Peach
If you think that, you fail at reading the title of the thread 😛 Console discussion falls under video game discussion...poor jokes about something that doesn't exist does not 😛

Why is this here?

Look. there is 70's comic book spiderman... brilliant guy, invented web slingers... fun comic book. Everyone hates his stupid one liners that nobody laughs at, but without them he wouldn't be spiderman.

Look. THere is knightfall. ok guy... Invented the wii ni and regularly posts his contribution of bewbz. Fun guy. Everyone hates his stupid joke threads that nobody laughs at, but without them he wouldnt be knightfall.

Didn't you die?

Your "I'm dead thread, this is his brother" was much funnier.

WTF is this shit.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
due to the fact that the people in the vg/cg discussion thread have no sense of humor or tolerance for anything that isnt related to

i decided to reposte this here so that someone would get a laugh out of the insane ramblings of my mind:

Wii 2

the Japanese word for two is ni, pronounced the same way as knee. Given the oportunity to create a second wii, the bastard son of nintendo would be a wii ni, pronounced Weenee or weeny.

This would lead to the fun misuse of several phrases:

I am shaking my weeny but nothing is happening cause it's broken.

Dont get to violent with the weeny and use the safety strap or it will fly out of your hands.

Weeny is a platform that the whole family can enjoy classic nintendo characters on their weenies like "Mario", "princess peach", and even the esteemed "zelda"

My parents are always playing on my weeny, every time i come home and they are on it.

Lets play

Weeny fit! now up down up down. stretch it out one way..... stretch it out the other way.... now pushups!!

thoughts/comments/other seriously distorted phrases?

I get it. We have to laught at your failed attempt at humor. We didn't get it the first time so you get a second chance to fail again. Your lame points are adding up.

Man this internets is srs business.

Originally posted by Peach
Considering the fact that it's game discussion...a joke thread is off-topic, yes.

The fact that you decided you needed to repost this shows you're the one being all "internet serious business" over it 😛

This guy (nightfallsbrotherlolz) has some sort of metal disability.

lol short bus

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
This guy (nightfallsbrotherlolz) has some sort of metal disability.

lol short bus

OMG, you are the guy that "died"...I remember that, had a jolly good laugh. Far superior comedy to this weeny shit. You say your brother was the mastermind behind that? Kudos.

F*ck this thread

I thought the jokes were funnty. The rest of you need to lighten up. Seriously.