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Hey you Jew farts! I'm a dad now, so here's some pics of my baby girl. Her name is Keira and she's the joy of my life, so if you've been wondering where I've been lately, I've been tending to this sweet child of mine. Don't worry, I'm back now, and I'm still the same old ******* I've always been! Peace. -Hiker.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/k0.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/k1.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/k05.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/k2.jpg

Here's some more for you gutter sluts to look at!

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Aww, congrats Daddy Hiker.

aww cryohhappy

she's beautiful, pretty sure she's not really yours because of that kinda

but yeah for you

Holy shit, you actually did it TH... you stole a baby.

Congratulations! My partner thinks your baby is very very cute! I think so too.

I might buy one in couple of years - thought of birth makes me cringe.

Congratulations on your purchase, amazing how you managed to just sneak out with a child like that, once again congrats!

DUDE!!!! AWESOME!!!

Now I just have to raise it and stuff.

Congrats, man!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
aww cryohhappy

she's beautiful, pretty sure she's not really yours because of that kinda

but yeah for you

I know, I was thinking the same thing, I was all, "There's no way this has my genes."

Congrats! party

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Now I just have to raise it and stuff. Easy cheesy, holmes. Just give her to your wife and lock yourself in the basement.

It only gets better, sir. Being a dad is great fun. The first six months are gonna suck ass, what with all of the shitty diapers and midnight feedings.

Congratulations!

OK I am gonna go first...


I demand vids of TH changing dirty diapers.

hehe I love thios pic

Congratulations.

Congrats Preston!

Congratulations.

Congratulations!! She is gorgeous

congrats

congrats. everything will be blissful until she hits 13.

Congrats, brother.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK I am gonna go first...


I demand vids of TH changing dirty diapers.

You just want to see naked babies because you're obviously a pedo.

Nah, I wanna see green baby poop on TH's face

Wow, congrats TH, she's beautiful.

clap congrats!! she's sooo beautiful!

Originally posted by BackFire
Wow, congrats TH, she's beautiful.

N-no joke?


You do know she's 18 in 18 years, right?

I do have standards Bardock.

I don't make sexually suggestive comments about children until they're at least five weeks old.

Originally posted by BackFire
I do have standards Bardock.

I don't make sexually suggestive comments about children until they're at least five weeks old.

I don't think that's an adequate excuse.

aw TH she's beautiful
didn't even though you guys were prego

congrats

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I wanna see green baby poop on TH's face


Gotta wait a while for that one...I don't think the baby can eat fruit loops for a while.

congratulations dudeu =)

Originally posted by Dyno
aw TH she's beautiful
didn't even though you guys were prego

congrats

I hate when people say that.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Now I just have to raise it and stuff. Or you could sell it on ebay.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I hate when people say that.

What?

The "prego" term?


Or the reference to the couple being pregnant when it is only the female who is pregnant?


In both cases, it doesn't bother me at all. You're just a grumpy old man. HA!

Originally posted by dadudemon
What?

The "prego" term?


Or the reference to the couple being pregnant when it is only the female who is pregnant?


In both cases, it doesn't bother me at all. You're just a grumpy old man. HA!

The latter "Hey guys we just found out that we are pregnant" .... come on, people.

Maybe he was pregnant too, but miscarried.

Good job being insensitive, ass.

Originally posted by Bardock42
The latter "Hey guys we just found out that we are pregnant" .... come on, people.


**** up.

Originally posted by Dyno
**** up.

Did you just censor "shut" yourself?

Originally posted by Mindset
Maybe he was pregnant too, but miscarried.

Good job being insensitive, ass.

I am sorry, I had not considered that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Did you just censor "shut" yourself?



I am sorry, I had not considered that.

lol, I wrote f.u.c.k up awesome

Time to punch some babies

Congrats bro. You'll make a great, hilarious dad.

Congrats. Shes beautiful.

Holy ****, I don't believe that. I'm guessing he went in to the hospital, put on some scrubs, grabbed a camera and a baby and took some pictures next to some sleeping broad.

Nice try TH, nice try.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Time to punch some babies

wow. thats nice

nice 1 TH; Congratulations on the latest production!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
awecoot

Way to go man. Proof that you're a straight shooter. Congrats. She's beautiful.

Wow. Congratulations, TH!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats!!! woot

Congrats TH

Advice rule #1. Do not puncture your child's soft spot out of curiosity (Goo doesn't come out...for the most part. It's just blood and brains.) Ever.

Advice rule #2. Do NOT eat any portion of your child. Ever.

Advice rule #3. Do not lick your child in public. Ever.

Advice rule #4. Do not talk out loud about which of your child's body parts probably taste best. (BTW, the thighs do...a sweet and spicy BBQ sauce is best.)

Advice rule #5. If your child will not stop crying, do not smash its head. Ever.




Five simple rules to abide by. If you follow those, you avoid lots of trouble. I could make the list less specific to make it more effective, but why should you have to employ an elastic clause just to understand what not to do? AHA!





Oh, and...Congratulations on the baby, bro! It is shitty having a kid...in more ways than one. When they get older, then they are fun. The baby stage sucks MAJORLY, in more ways than one.

Aww Congratulations!

Congratulations, your baby is gorgeous.

Congrats TH. Cute kid.

kiss ass

Thanks for the nice words, everyone.