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luke vs anakin

depends which luke and anakin you mean?

1. ANH luke would lose against any anakin, apart from mabme TPM anakin.

2. TESB might fare well against AotC anakin, maybe

3. RotJ luke would put up a good fight against RofS anakin, but would die i recon.

4. LoTF Luke would beat Any Anakin pretty much.

DE Luke and up > RotS Anakin.

Originally posted by CadoAngelus
depends which luke and anakin you mean?

1. ANH luke would lose against any anakin, apart from mabme TPM anakin.

2. TESB might fare well against AotC anakin, maybe

3. RotJ luke would put up a good fight against RofS anakin, but would die i recon.

I think you really overestimate the OT Luke. RotJ Luke would have a lot of trouble with AotC Anakin.

LOTF Luke is the greatest Jedi Master - more powerful than Yoda so I agree with mattatom.

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
LOTF Luke is the greatest Jedi Master - more powerful than Yoda so I agree with mattatom.
Finally someone apart form Lucien who agrees with me success! I feel so correct!

I'll agree with you if you join me in quest to end the Red Nemesis.

Don't do it man! The elephant will turn on you! He is pure evil!

Not to mention that he smells bad and is unintelligent and is bad at pong and life.

Denied.

You can't prove any of that, toolshed.

Afraid I can't Eminence, *walks beside Nemesis* we are one.

Ew.

That nondisagreement we had a couple weeks ago? Over. You and me? We're done professionally.

Originally posted by Eminence
Ew.

That nondisagreement we had a couple weeks ago? Over. You and me? We're done professionally.
*stabs Nemesis in the neck with a Vibroshiv* He is done, my master.

god dammit. What the hell? This is just damn frustrating.

F u c k.

s h i t.

Mattatom you are officially an t w a t. Go to hell.

ROFL

My team operates on a level beyond your comprehension.

Also:Your Nazism fails. I'm PMing this to FN so he can embarass u moar.

Lyke it wuz totaly a referense to 'an hero' a Encyclopedia Dramatica meme but I'd get band if i linced to it.

o ok thx bai man

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
god dammit. What the hell? This is just damn frustrating.

F u c k.

s h i t.

Mattatom you are officially an t w a t. Go to hell.
I wouldn't say that his offers of power were so seductive.

Originally posted by Eminence
ROFL

My team operates on a level beyond your comprehension.
Also above mine I am merely a pawn in a greater game.

I operate on a level that all of your comprehensions cannot even try to maybe even comprehend a little bit.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
I operate on a level that all of your comprehensions cannot even try to maybe even comprehend a little bit.

You mean it's so simple we'll just overlook it?

Originally posted by mattatom
You mean it's so simple we'll just overlook it?

Try again.

It's so unbelievably complex our fallible, subjective and limited human psyches simply lack the ability to coherently decipher your intellectual ramblings? Kind of like Boog?

And why did Mattatom stab Nemesis with a vibrator in order to satisfy Faunus' wishes? Did I miss something?

Well, a shiv is an improvised stabbing device.

In Israel, they just call them broken hookahs.

Originally posted by Eminence
Well, a shiv is an improvised stabbing device.

In Israel, they just call them broken hookahs.
Jar Jar lost my lightsaber down a Goober Fish

Originally posted by Eminence
Well, a shiv is an improvised stabbing device.

In Israel, they just call them broken hookahs.

No, no, no, he said Vibroshiv, which does not exist. Clearly he meant 'Vibrator', right, Matty?

We call them 'Tsa'atsu'ei Min' over here. Not that you'd know anything about that.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
No, no, no, he said Vibroshiv, which does not exist. Clearly he meant 'Vibrator', right, Matty?

We call them 'Tsa'atsu'ei Min' over here. Not that you'd know anything about that.
No I actually meant shiv and they do exist you just haven't seen one.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
No, no, no, he said Vibroshiv, which does not exist. Clearly he meant 'Vibrator', right, Matty?http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vibro-shiv

Learn your Star Wars.

I don't speak Jew.

I wonder what you sound like when you speak English, because I would never ever ever ever guess that you weren't American over the webz .

Originally posted by Eminence
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vibro-shiv

Learn your Star Wars.

I don't speak Jew.

I wonder what you sound like when you speak English, because I would never ever ever ever guess that you weren't American over the webz .

Ouch Crimzon bad call. Never heard of them either before that link tbh.

Oh and Eminence, we cool now?

I hate all of you.

Originally posted by mattatom
Ouch Crimzon bad call. Never heard of them either before that link tbh.

Oh and Eminence, we cool now? Si.

Originally posted by Eminence
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vibro-shiv

Learn your Star Wars.

W...t...f? Why did anyone bother to create regular soldiers in a franchise known, in part, due to its uber cool and futuristic weapons (lightsaber)? Now, I know vibroblades exist and stuff, but how come any human being actually had the time to further develop that 'sub-genre'?

Originally posted by Eminence
I don't speak Jew.

Racist anti-progressive bigoted troglodyte.

Originally posted by Eminence
I wonder what you sound like when you speak English, because I would never ever ever ever guess that you weren't American over the webz .

I speak English quite fine, actually. I have a bit of an accent, but it's far better than the stereotypical accent you get in wannabe 'Pro-Jewish' movies. You'll probably guess I wasn't an American if you actually heard me talking, but I can, thankfully, escape being easily recognized as an Israeli. You have no idea how helpful that is.

Of course you wouldn't guess I wasn't an America. I spent years honing my English to make it match the average American's (and greatly exceed the average redneck's). Hard work does pay, after all.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
W...t...f? Why did anyone bother to create regular soldiers in a franchise known, in part, due to its uber cool and futuristic weapons (lightsaber)? Now, I know vibroblades exist and stuff, but how come any human being actually had the time to further develop that 'sub-genre'?Ask again later.

Nooooooooooo.

Sure it does.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
W...t...f? Why did anyone bother to create regular soldiers in a franchise known, in part, due to its uber cool and futuristic weapons (lightsaber)? Now, I know vibroblades exist and stuff, but how come any human being actually had the time to further develop that 'sub-genre'?



Racist anti-progressive bigoted troglodyte.



I speak English quite fine, actually. I have a bit of an accent, but it's far better than the stereotypical accent you get in wannabe 'Pro-Jewish' movies. You'll probably guess I wasn't an American if you actually heard me talking, but I can, thankfully, escape being easily recognized as an Israeli. You have no idea how helpful that is.

Of course you wouldn't guess I wasn't an America. I spent years honing my English to make it match the average American's (and greatly exceed the average redneck's). Hard work does pay, after all.

He reveals himself!

...

Here, wear this arm band. It's for luck.

You're an ass!

Not you, Janus. That infidel Faunus is the one in question. Thanks for the arm band, though; it's gotta help when facing the anti-semitic Neo-Nazis who pollute this magnificent planet.

tree hugging compassionate victim calling weak self hating pansy ass hippie

Punctuation/Capitalization/Fluctuation/Mastication?

Mastication?

You're dirty.

WTF? Janus, you do realize that you aren't badass simply because you defy the rule of three? It doesn't work like that.

No, I'm badass because I don't adhere to rules. You should see me jaywalk.

Originally posted by Eminence
tree hugging compassionate victim calling weak self hating pansy ass hippie

nationalistic hateful xenophobic morally degenerating selfish greedy fearful traditionalist anti intellectual piece of garbage

Ha! I had more words than you did!

This is great.

Orwellian civil-liberty-seizing douche bags

...

I'm not even gonna say it.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
nationalistic hateful xenophobic morally degenerating selfish greedy fearful traditionalist anti intellectual piece of garbage

Ha! I had more words than you did!pseudointellectual compassionate victimizing global warming hysteria inciting bullying america hating hypocritical ridiculous hilarious suicidal blasphemous anti judge anarchist fanatical Bush blaming atheist freedom hating animal loving quasintellectual philosophy humping college class preaching socialist

*cough*

Find me a liberal one.

Originally posted by Eminence
pseudointellectual compassionate victimizing global warming hysteria inciting bullying america hating hypocritical ridiculous hilarious suicidal blasphemous anti judge anarchist fanatical Bush blaming atheist freedom hating animal loving quasintellectual philosophy humping college class preaching socialist

*cough*

Piggy capitalistic idiotic uneducated civil liberty hating fascist authoritarian uneducated unloving change despising Bible thumping reality denying warmongering christian hypocrite anti free speech sexually repressed zealot untruthful soldier glorifying insecure past obsessed repressive redneck puppy burner rain forest destroying power-hungry wannabe god privacy-invading gun wanking fool

Originally posted by Eminence
Find me a liberal one.

Enjoy.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Piggy capitalistic idiotic uneducated civil liberty hating fascist authoritarian uneducated unloving change despising Bible thumping reality denying warmongering christian hypocrite anti free speech sexually repressed zealot untruthful soldier glorifying insecure past obsessed repressive redneck puppy burner rain forest destroying power-hungry wannabe god privacy-invading gun wanking foolOut of control French fellating politically correct welfare glorifying loony Jesus trashing antiAmerican terrorist coddling brainless criminal loving spineless sushi eating pathetic abortion loving baby killing womb melting obnoxious bedwetting values perverting body piercing flag burning drug dealing heroin injecting pill popping cocaine snorting code pink worshipping deranged unhinged flip flopping irrational soldier hating anarchist bible bashing godless tree hugging sensationalist ACLU revering unhinged minority genuflecting wasteful business bashing socialist tree hugging puppy loving monkey screwing lying Al Gore touting morality destroying demoncrazy

Also, you broke format. The only noun in the insult is supposed to be the last word; the rest are adjectives. Your copy/pasting led to "hypocrite" and "puppy burner" getting through as nouns instead of just "fool."

I declare victory.

u cool

Originally posted by Eminence
Out of control French fellating politically correct welfare glorifying loony Jesus trashing antiAmerican terrorist coddling brainless criminal loving spineless sushi eating pathetic abortion loving baby killing womb melting obnoxious bedwetting values perverting body piercing flag burning drug dealing heroin injecting pill popping cocaine snorting code pink worshipping deranged unhinged flip flopping irrational soldier hating anarchist bible bashing godless tree hugging sensationalist ACLU revering unhinged minority genuflecting wasteful business bashing socialist tree hugging puppy loving monkey screwing lying Al Gore touting morality destroying demoncrazy

Also, you broke format. The only noun in the insult is supposed to be the last word; the rest are adjectives. Your copy/pasting led to "hypocrite" and "puppy burner" getting through as nouns instead of just "fool."

I declare victory.

You may no sense, ****job.

unhinged Fox-news humping sociopath confused gun-fondling obnoxious global warming denying totalitarian apocalyptic constitution-shredding racist arrogant truthiness-telling bloviator corrupt World War III-agitating wackjob heartless troglodyte delusional authoritarian dissent-stifling redneck gasbag erectile-dysfunctional wide-stanced revisionist ignorant lying race-card playing coward incompetent propaganda-dispensing extremist brainless hypocritical deficit-expanding bully big brother-worshiping homophobic sanctimonious gay-hooker-patronizing inbred blowhard male-page seducing fascist insufferable oil-company-fellater religion-perverting prude elitist neanderthal clueless shameless tobacco-juice-dribbling chickenhawk self-deluding military-wrecking McCarthyites maniacal bathroom-sex-seeking trailer trash

It's scientifically impossible to beat that.

Originally posted by Eminence
u cool

i kno

This went from a versus thread to the finale of Eight Mile.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
You may no sense, ****job.

unhinged Fox-news humping sociopath confused gun-fondling obnoxious global warming denying totalitarian apocalyptic constitution-shredding racist arrogant truthiness-telling bloviator corrupt World War III-agitating wackjob heartless troglodyte delusional authoritarian dissent-stifling redneck gasbag erectile-dysfunctional wide-stanced revisionist ignorant lying race-card playing coward incompetent propaganda-dispensing extremist brainless hypocritical deficit-expanding bully big brother-worshiping homophobic sanctimonious gay-hooker-patronizing inbred blowhard male-page seducing fascist insufferable oil-company-fellater religion-perverting prude elitist neanderthal clueless shameless tobacco-juice-dribbling chickenhawk self-deluding military-wrecking McCarthyites maniacal bathroom-sex-seeking trailer trash

It's scientifically impossible to beat that.You broke the same rule again. And you have hyphens.

Fail.

k man 1 love

8 Mile is a fairly decent movie. It is only fit for me and my communist comrade to take that source material and escalate it to the realm of profound intelligence.

Edit: Faunus, you have an inferiority complex. Have someone remedy that, preferably our glorious fuhrer.

Shit...

That's honestly all you have to say? Man, I was expecting some more. You mean this celebration of randomness is not going to last until our brains are grounded into dust?

I'll start later in an even more ridiculous fashion, I promise you.

Faunus ist eine Art von Angst vor eine Herausforderung. Fragen Sie ihn nach seinen Clown Vertragsparteien.

They won't get that one, German or not.

So your sekrit is safe.

Clown... parties?

Clown pants, drifting in
the wind, Holocaust denied.
Audacious hope blooms.

It's not my secret. Your buddy's the one who posted it, and Sandman's the one who said he'd do it.

Edit: Fuking ninjas.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Clown... parties?

Clown pants, drifting in
the wind, Holocaust denied.
Audacious hope blooms.

I don't know where you thought this up, but it's going in my profile. Quoted.

I'm guessing that was the translation?

Nope.

No, the translation is:
Faunus is a kind of afraid of a challenge. Ask him about his clown parties.

Now the sekrit is out.

They have no idea. They never will.

Sure they will.

Glad were cool Eminence, sorry Nemesis, the strong will always take the weak, unless their grammar Nazi's. Oh shi...!