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hysterical go here Omegle and it randomly pairs you up with someone else to chat to.

Here's their schpiel

Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

This is indeed fun, but now I don't feel like talking to anyone. I'm all talked out

Originally posted by Selphie
This is indeed fun, but now I don't feel like talking to anyone. I'm all talked out

Oh man! Sounds bad. What happened? Would you like to talk about it privately?

I got paired up with a suicidal nut.

Okay, instead of posting your conversations with people in the million post thread, people, you should post them in here:


You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: hey
You: HOWS IT GOIN
You: HOWS IT HANGIN'
Stranger: you are from
You: GUESS
You: GO ON, GUESS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had three quite good conversations so far. Feel a bit sad about one of them, cause I enjoyed the chat a lot. I like the service though.

Stranger: u really love me
You: that i do, whoever you are
Stranger: just one thing
You: yeah?
Stranger: are u a guy?
You: i believe so
Stranger: great
Stranger: i was scary
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: yes
You: oh...
You: i see...
You: well...um... Would you look at the time
You: i gotta be going
You: um, call yah later
You have disconnected.

Right now, I'm talking to some British dude. I'm reading him like a book...pun intended. (I'll post the conversation later...maybe)

its pretty crazy how you get to almost immediately start chatting with someone. Pretty cooool

Stranger: Surprise me!
You: What!?
Stranger: Surprise me
You: In what way?
Stranger: doesn't matter
You: Hmm.
Stranger: well, in typing
You: Tempting
Stranger: or images, sites.
Stranger: Surprise me
You: Demanding
You: You know what?
You: No
You: You surprise me
You: Never mind
You: I take that back
You: **** you
You have disconnected

Stranger: **** you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

awehuhs

You: the game
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ffs u again#

I got paired with a Canadian French teacher and we exchanged MSN.

Originally posted by GCG
I got paired with a Canadian French teacher and we exchanged MSN. Sounds hot.

I shall be expecting pics.

I just met another girl from Nebraska!

I got paired with a hermaphrodite from Southern New Guinea.

You: Herro
Stranger: hello (:
You: How are u? =P
Stranger: fabby, you?
You: Good, I just got done eating a bunch of babies after I fornicated with their corpses, wanna try some? =D
You: ANSWER ME NOW
Stranger: hmm, actually, do you have any complete ones? I haven't quite finished making my house out of them
You: Depends, it will cost you. You gotta toss my salad, and then you gotta let me shave some skin off of your penis/vagina. =D
Stranger: hmm, maybe not then
You: I demand boobz
You: NOW
Stranger: i don't gots nun ):
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

my Nebraskan ditched me!

So far as celebs go, I've talked to Criss Angel, and Edward Cullen so far

Originally posted by Selphie
my Nebraskan ditched me!

So far as celebs go, I've talked to Criss Angel, and Edward Cullen so far I demand proof.

Stranger: heey
You: Hai
You: How are you? =D
Stranger: fine thx
Stranger: and u?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I'm good, from Florida
Stranger: =)
You: St. Pete
Stranger: cool
You: You?
Stranger: brazil
You: Just so you know, I love you.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: haha
You: What indeed. =D
Stranger: haha
You: Boobs please.
Stranger: oh i've to go
Stranger: byee x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this guy is instisting on talking about anal lube

You: hellooo
Stranger: Hello. I'm Edward Cullen.
You: I hate Twilight
You: holy shit
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: I do too.
You: I've already met Criss Angel
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I like messing with people.
You: so hows it going
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: I told one person I'm Isabella Swan and they bitched at me.
Stranger: lol
You: Hah
Stranger: So, how are you?
You: Fine
You: tired
Stranger: That sucks.
You: PRETTY MUCH
Stranger: It's a nice day today.
You: its shitty over here
You: where do you live, Brazil?
Stranger: Not really.
You: Hah
You: everyone from Brazil has been talking about how nice its been today, thats why I asked
Stranger: I live in the US.
You: oh me too
Stranger: Cool.
You: what state?
Stranger: Florida.
You: Vermont
Stranger: Cool.
You: Cool.
Stranger: I feel like telling more people I'm Edward Cullen. I like people's reactions.
Stranger: I'm gonna go now.
You: yeah, **** ya

Originally posted by Selphie
You: hellooo
Stranger: Hello. I'm Edward Cullen.
You: I hate Twilight
You: holy shit
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: I do too.
You: I've already met Criss Angel
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I like messing with people.
You: so hows it going
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: I told one person I'm Isabella Swan and they bitched at me.
Stranger: lol
You: Hah
Stranger: So, how are you?
You: Fine
You: tired
Stranger: That sucks.
You: PRETTY MUCH
Stranger: It's a nice day today.
You: its shitty over here
You: where do you live, Brazil?
Stranger: Not really.
You: Hah
You: everyone from Brazil has been talking about how nice its been today, thats why I asked
Stranger: I live in the US.
You: oh me too
Stranger: Cool.
You: what state?
Stranger: Florida.
You: Vermont
Stranger: Cool.
You: Cool.
Stranger: I feel like telling more people I'm Edward Cullen. I like people's reactions.
Stranger: I'm gonna go now.
You: yeah, **** ya HOLY SHIT EDWARD CULLEN LIVES IN THE SAME STATE AS ME!?

It's time to go vampire hunting it seems. mmm

Stranger: hi
You: WHAT THE FU-hi
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: WALSHY
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: WEEEEELSSSHIEEEE!
You: And then I was like, FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: wassup.
You: not much, watching pineapple express
You: you?
Stranger: hot a great deal
Stranger: oops
Stranger: not
Stranger: hahaha
You: are you coming on to me?
You: Mmmmm?
Stranger: would you like me to come on to you?
Stranger: Mmmmmmmmmm?
You: oh FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU yes
Stranger: okay
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i get down on my knees
Stranger: unzip your pants
Stranger: open my mouth....
Stranger: and....
Stranger: ooops
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: I ACCIDENTALLY YOUR PENIS
You: Hah, sweet
Stranger: THE WHOLE THING
Stranger: hehehe
You: I accidentally your penis?
You: first of all
You: that makes no sense
You: second of all
You: NO TENGO EL PENIS
Stranger: I ADVERBED YOUR NOUN
You: more like you FAILED
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: bob is that u?
Stranger: realli reali u?
You: Yep
Stranger: i missed u
You: It is
You: I'm dead
Stranger: awww so happy ive found u
Stranger:
You: This is a ghost
Stranger: but wow i cn talk 2 dead ppl im sooo cool
You: Yep yep
Stranger: but wait no one will belive me
You: Just copy and paste
Stranger: whats it like hows the family
You: They're shit
You: Honestly
You: ****ing pricks
Stranger: OMG copy n paste what a good idea
You: Didn't even show up to my funeral
Stranger: omg y did they kill u again?
Stranger: how rude i will nbeat them up for
Stranger: *you
You: I boned an 8 year old
You: Then killed her
Stranger: omg i cant belive i have found u fred!!!
You: So no one showed up
You: Bob
You: I'm bob
Stranger: no fred!
You: Oh
You: Yeah
You: Bob
Stranger: ur fred u said u was fred
Stranger: 1
Stranger: :O u lied 2 me how mean!
You: This is why I hated you when I was alive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omg Axel, i love your conversations

Just made a new friend on that site, so wonderful

I laughed, pretty damn hard.



You: I find it quite humorous how most of these conversations turn into something sexual.
You: Quite entertaining.
Stranger: sucking nipples
You: Yes
Stranger: you like Germans boobs?
You: I know this lady who has....nevermind. lol
You: Depends on what you mean by German boobs? I've seen thousands of pairs. German ones are just as variable as anyone else's.
Stranger: has what
You: I was going to say buttaids.
Stranger: Well there are many *** stars germany
Stranger: and poland
You: I must say that I've only motorboated about half a dozen, though. I wish I would have motorboated many more bewbz.
You: oh.
You: Yeah, I don't do the porn thing very much.
Stranger: US where?
Stranger: state?
You: I've seen some..but...I don't do porn.
You: I am in...New Oregon.
You: I mean South Yorik.
You: York.,
You: Damn it.
You: I mean East Virginia.
Stranger: many places
You: Every place butt your place.
You: Unless you count your driveway as your place.
You: I'm bating in your driving.
You:
Stranger: youre weird
You: Careful on your way out..you might slip on a "banana"
You: it's a brown banana.
You: DON"T ASK QUESTIONS!.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/guinea%20pig.preview.jpg
Stranger: omggg
You: omg
Stranger: i luv gp's!!!!!
You: should I put that in my url
Stranger: yea
Stranger:
You: HAH
You: little fluff ball
You: is that yours?
Stranger: my mom said taht guinea pigs are angels waiting to get their wings
You: most likely
You: I haven't had one before though
You: only had a hamster, gerbil, and about 3 mice
Stranger: gerbil's are for the queers
Stranger: god hates gerbils
You: HAH
You: well I am part queer
Stranger: you need to talk to jesus
You: I already have
You: we shopped for shoes together
Stranger: THAT CHEATING B*TCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: hi. where are you from?
You: Saturn
You: You?
Stranger: cool. i'm from uranus
You: Cool
Stranger: m/f?
You: Female
You: you?
Stranger: ewwwww

Is it real people or a computer?

Real people.

real people

Nevermind I lost interest.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Uranus
You: You?
Stranger: Uranus
Stranger: *-*
You: -_-
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: =)
You: Cool
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17 and u?
You: 16
Stranger: nice
You: Want to have sex?
Stranger: wwwooooww
Stranger: of course
You: srsly
Stranger: but not here, what u think to have sex in msn?
Stranger: do u have??
You: Yep
Stranger: so add me
Stranger: [email protected]
You: I'll give you mine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: wait a sec, I have to my MSN >_<
You: *remember
You: I'll check my email right now
You: **********@hotmail.com
You: You can add me from there
You: I'll disconet and we can talk from msn
Stranger: ok


I ggave him my friends msn xP

This place could be a pedos play ground. uhuh

I tried it, it was a black guy making fun of me being white.

I started a conversation by saying, "SAY WHAAAT"

And the guy said, "n*ggers" and disconnected

Some lady just said someone said he was going to cut her eyelids off, rip her eyes out, and sex her eye sockets.


Thundergoderu...was that you?

Edit...and they ended with "the game"

sounds familiar!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Some lady just said someone said he was going to cut her eyelids off, rip her eyes out, and sex her eye sockets.


Thundergoderu...was that you?

Edit...and they ended with "the game"

sounds familiar! Possibly, I've said it to like four people.

Wait for the end...

You: hi
Stranger: HI!
You: who is this?
You: This is julie
You: From the US..of course
Stranger: Prince
You: From where?
Stranger: From Finland
You: Oh.
You: I thought it was Bel Air
You: Well, you know my gender..and I guess you're male.
You: What else is there to talk about.
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm 22.
You: you?
Stranger: 21
You: cool
You: Done with college?
You: I'm still not done
Stranger: done.
You: Good job.
You: My major is psychology
You: what was yours?
Stranger: We have bit different systems in finland
You: Really?
Stranger: with our "college"
You: So what was the focus
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: sry
You: poop?
Stranger: bye
You: don't forget
You: bounce up and down on your chair.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haermm That was me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm That was me.

I mean...for serious?

I just got rick rolled by a KMC member.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got rick rolled by a KMC member. I did that a month or so ago.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I mean...for serious? dude no crylaugh

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
I did that a month or so ago.


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haermm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Nermie army member?
You: Hai
You: no terrorist from pakistan
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Taliban commando FTW haermm

Stranger: where you from
You: buttsex?
Stranger: nope im alright
You: from your house
You: in your closet
Stranger: oh cool. me too
You: do you hear the fapping sounds?
Stranger: your not scaring me
Stranger: where u from dood
You: I wrap all my presents with fapping paper...that's why they are crusty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Carol from Brazil is a bit eager

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur wierd
You: Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.



You: Wait.......
Stranger: lol am waiting
You: Processing......
Stranger: how much longer till we can speeeeeek?
You: Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency.
Stranger: fanks
Stranger: now can we talk?
You: Thank you.
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: silly
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: for saving me
You: We will have law enforcement processing you asap.
You: Thank You
Stranger: processing me?
Stranger: like meat?
Stranger: why do you want to kill me?
Stranger:
You: You ever have your shit pushed in?
Stranger: depends in what context
Stranger: hehe
You: like as pound me in the ass, prison.
Stranger: have i ever been raped in prison?
Stranger: ive never been to prison lool
Stranger: why?
You: You will be in less than 20 minutes, sir,
Stranger: lol no i wont
Stranger: how can i?
Stranger: youre making it up
You: We have idenified your IPS address, sir.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you could of asked?
Stranger: lol i dont bite
You: Have a nice night with Bubba.
Stranger: whos bubba?
You: He loves white people
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: and black people
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: Anal/sex/lick?
You: ?
Stranger: all
Stranger: ssshhhh
Stranger: hehehe
You: oh sorry, Age/Sex/language
Stranger: you shouldnt be asking me these things
You: Why not?
Stranger: because its ruuude
You: How old are u?
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: and pleae say you are male
You: U first
You: No u first
Stranger: 17 female obviously english
Stranger: u?
You: Oh no
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: what?
You: I'm 18 and male
Stranger: lol where u from?
You: US
You: u?
Stranger: awwwww
Stranger: uk
You: Piggle Humsy much?
Stranger: what?
You: Just reachin
You: around
You: U do cyber?
Stranger: ? what dya mean?
You: Talk dirty
You: u want example?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: lol
You: I want to lick ur pussy until u spell and scream our Lords name in vain and in XXX.
Stranger: :O
You: O ya
Stranger: omg r u sure you can do this stuff on here?
Stranger: shall i try?
You: Sure
Stranger: im putting my mouth round
Stranger: your long hard tinky
Stranger: sticking my fingers in my flaps and
Stranger: NAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u ****in wierdo
Stranger: grow the **** up and get a real girl
You: You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
Stranger: hahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: ih
Stranger: that's cute
Stranger: are you
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: yeah

...WIN.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Stranger: where you from
You: buttsex?
Stranger: nope im alright
You: from your house
You: in your closet
Stranger: oh cool. me too
You: do you hear the fapping sounds?
Stranger: your not scaring me
Stranger: where u from dood
You: I wrap all my presents with fapping paper...that's why they are crusty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

laughcry crylaugh

got paired up with some douche from holland, told him i smoked weed


and i kept telling him all sorts of things, he just kept saying yea me too!

yeah me too!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
You: Hiiiiiiiii
Stranger: u smoke weed>
You: Hell yeah !
You: Got some black moroccan though at the mo.
Stranger: i smoke tuns of dope
Stranger: war u from
You: where u from ?
Stranger: canada
You: is there good dope there?
Stranger: hell ya,
Stranger: we got it all
You: Hiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: i?
You: where u from?
Stranger: canada
Stranger: war u from?
You: Is it cool there?
You: GERMANY
Stranger: ya, its pritty cold, we have like 4 feet of snow
You: we had 6,000,000 pairs of jewish feet here, but we burnt them
You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: suppppppppp
Stranger: lol jews
You: so where u from??
Stranger: canada
Stranger: u from germany
Stranger: my dads from thare
You: how did you guess???
You: oh ; i forgot
Stranger: u have 6,000,000 pairs of jewish feet but u burnd them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

wtf?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

KMC Omegle fest, 23rd April 2009!

Real long post, but there's some great ones in here:

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Talking to random people again on Omegle.com



heres one of the convos


You: IM NOT FROM THE UK
Stranger: hey!
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: hi
Stranger: im not either, but im there
You: come on
Stranger: come on where?
You: really??
You: you know amy-j?
Stranger: are you seeking her?


drylaugh
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
You: hi?
Stranger: hiii ;P
You: SUP BRO
You: d:
Stranger: im not a bro ;P im a girll hahah
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You have disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You:
You have disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: hi
You: Mairuzu?
Stranger: say something intelligent
You: You Mairuzu?
Stranger: i challenge you
You: R U TRIPPIN Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I love this site so much.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: hii
You: no tgf?
You: where da love bro
Stranger: whats that
Stranger: whats tgf?
You: WHERE DA ****IN LUV
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: ASIAN MARY JANE FROM NY?
You: YES THATS ME
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: whats my name
You: ROGER ****ING RAMJET
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Best one yet:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: oi
Stranger: fala portugues?
You: beanous
You: muchas
Stranger: hola
Stranger: donde moras?
Stranger: donde vives?
You: uh, ye
You: grastias
Stranger: cual tu nombre?
You: very very muchas donde esta
You: oh
You: Bob
Stranger: yo soy de brasil
Stranger: tienes cuantos anos?
You: soy uh beauso Spain?
You: um I mean Espangol
Stranger: tienes cuantos anos?
You: donde esta besta pesto
You: beano
Stranger: what?
You:
Stranger: ?
Stranger: sexo
You: donde beano muchas conde
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Stranger: so anyways
You: anyways
You: do continue
You: do you know the air speed of an average barn swallow?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by The Grey Fox
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You: tgf
Stranger: ni ge shen jingbing
You: WHAT THE ****
Stranger: jerk
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
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You: **** it all to hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
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You: Hi
Stranger: hello there
You: ASL?
Stranger: ASL? as in?
You: Anal sex lick
You: ?
Stranger: no i dont believe i have done that or have wanted to do that thank you sir stranger
You: You should try it. Where do you live?
Stranger: i dont think the taste would be..tasty i forget sometimes ever happen to you before?
You: Oh, yes. I love it! You should should touch yourself, now.
Stranger: really now?
Stranger: im not really attracted to myself that much
You: That cool
Stranger: so i dont think i would get off
You: Yawn
You: Touch something
Stranger: my nose?
You: Do u have a cat?
Stranger: no i have a fish
Stranger: but i ate it
You: Pick your nose and then eat it
You: That so hot
Stranger: your one for intresting tastes arent you?
You: Did u do it?
Stranger: no but i just cut myself and bleeded on my face does that work?
You: I just came, thank you Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
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Stranger: show me your feet?
You: **** ads
You: **** off
You: but wait that's what you'd like eh
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by The Grey Fox
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You: tgf
Stranger: ?
You: you know,
Stranger: what's up
Stranger: what's tgf?
You: you're the 5th person to say '?' to me tonight
You: I'm looking for Mairuzu
You: So I introduce myself
You: 'TGF'
Stranger: i get it
You: You may call me Grey.
Stranger: Grey?
You: Grey.
You: It's what the G in TGF stand for.
You: You see.
Stranger: Ok.call me Al
You: No, I'll call you Ronald.
Stranger: er....As your wish
You: Very good, Rons.
You: How's Mother Mary?
You: Ronald?
You: You know, funny thing.
You: Ronald is very similar to Roland
Stranger: Sorry,Calling
Stranger: I had go
You: Uh, no.
Stranger: Bye
You: Hey
You: HEY!
You: CALL ME! Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
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You: D:
Stranger: helloo
You: hellooooo
Stranger: asl?
You: Anal sex licking?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by The Grey Fox
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Stranger: hola!
You: Spanish?
Stranger: si
Stranger: or no
Stranger: up to you
You: I'd rather not
Stranger: alright then
You: You're Spanish ethnically, though?
Stranger: haha no
Stranger: i just take spanish as a class
You: Oh. Well, it is a nice language.
You: Wish I could speak it.
Stranger: its terrible learning it
You: Is it? How so?
Stranger: not like english at all
You: Well, that's true enough.
Stranger: and its hard to memorize all the verb conjugations and such
You: French is probably harder, took a French class for a few years. Just... impossible.
Stranger: french and spanish are simmilar in the way they are set up i think
Stranger: but yes french does seem harder, like the pronunciation
You: Mm, true, both originate from latin.
You: So, do you smoke?
Stranger: cigarettes?
You: Yes. or weed, whichever floats your boat.
Stranger: nope not cigs
Stranger: and you?
You: I do, frequently.
Stranger: ah cancer
You: I have to ask, have you met anybody called Miles or mairuzu on here tonight?
Stranger: i have not
You: Damn.
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: Been searching for him for a while
Stranger: whys that?
You: I'm from Interpol, and he's a wanted felon who's said to use this site.
Stranger: ooh lovely
You: He answers only to 'tgf' at the start of a conversation.
Stranger: tgf meanns?
You: So I've basically been going around saying that until I find the bastard
You: I have no idea
You: Some kind of code, I guess.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you didnt say it to me
Stranger: maybe im him?
You: Maybe, but you wouldn't have responded if you were him
Stranger: but how do you know that
You: I'm quite surprised i forgot to say it to you, actually.
You: We have our sources
Stranger: hmm
You: One of his, well, 'associates' told us that.
Stranger: well, im not him
You: But they wouldn't outright rat him out.
Stranger: well then couldnt one of his "assisiates" tell you where he is for real
Stranger: oh
You: I'm quite disappointed I got assigned to this
You: I can assure you, it's very borign at times, since most people cancel the convo the second I say it
You: They must think I'm him or something.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: or some looney guy
You: That too, i guess.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: Well I obviously can't reveal any specific information, but you can call me Grey.
You: Or Detective, either one.
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
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Stranger: hi
You: Hai
Stranger: asl
You: 8/f/alaska
You: u
Stranger: 54 america male
Stranger: im real into u
You: u sicko? i like that
Stranger: have u fingered urself yuet
You: I did a couple of weks ago. u help?>
Stranger: we4ll actually im touching myelf now
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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
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You: stoned?
Stranger: hi
You: you high bro?
Stranger: yes
You: you smoke weed?
Stranger: yeah dude, I can sell to u if u want
You: I'M A COP YOU IDIOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
Stranger: Gender?
You: male
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age?
You: u?
Stranger: female
Stranger: haha
You: 20 sumethin
You: u?
Stranger: 20.... something?
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmm
You: uhuh
Stranger: that could mean 29.
Stranger: or 21.
You: and if?
Stranger: that's a big difference
You: so?
Stranger: so!?
Stranger: talking to a 21 year old
Stranger: is way different
Stranger: than talking to a 29 year old
You: how so?
Stranger: Well, I'll have more in common with 21 year old.
Stranger: the 29 yera old could have kids
Stranger: or a wife
You: ture
Stranger: or be a banker or something
You: true
Stranger: so where do you lie?
You: and what could a 21 yr old be?
Stranger: A drunk college kid.
You: i lie on my stool
You: hahaa
Stranger: hahaha....?
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: which are you?
Stranger: 21 or 29?
You: okay you can call me TGF and i am 23
Stranger: T...G...F
You: yeah
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hmmmmmmm
Stranger: TGF....
Stranger: those are weird intials.
You: how should i call you?
Stranger: Stranger.
Stranger: That's what my name is! My mother calls me that!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Originally posted by Mairuzu
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Stranger: hi
You: what up titties
Stranger: sex
Stranger: make love
Stranger: lol
You: is that an order?
You: or what
Stranger: the world
You: bout to make love with my bong tho
Stranger: where are you?
You: the world?
You: man
You: you're faded as ****
You: arent you
You: im at home
Stranger: SYL
You: i ****ing hate you
You have disconnected. Originally posted by RogerRamjet
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You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hows goin?
You: 22
You: male
You: england
You: you?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: china
You: s?
Stranger: man
You: yeah
You: that's good
You: i like man
Stranger: What about you
You: call me TGF
You: i am man too
You: what's in china now?
Stranger: beijing
Stranger: I have very poor English
You: no problem!
You: beijing...Olympics were great!
Stranger: tks
Stranger: Do you still go to school
You: you been to Olympic games!
You: no i dropped out
You: you got to school?
Stranger: I have already graduated
You: cool!
You: are you university now?
Stranger: music University
You: i have music too!
You: i blow the Fagott
You: you know Fagott?
Stranger: Fagott？
You: yes
You: you have to blow
Stranger: oh，i konw
You: i do all day!
You: practise hard!
Stranger: Pipa me, more than a decade
You: what is Pipa? Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
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You: Hello
Stranger: sup
You: U american?
Stranger: canadian
You: sorry to hear that
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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
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You: asl
Stranger: 22/m/australia, u?
You: 20/f/Cali
You: u want to see my ass?
Stranger: Sure. LOL
You: k one sec
You: (link to hot pic)
Stranger: That's hot. Got any more?
You: HAHAHAHA I'M A GUY

more coming soon

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You: i hate the bots on here
You: that just spam their stupid shit
You: and disconnect
Stranger: rusland?
You: rusland?
You: what the hell is that
You: roland?
You: **** roland, man
Stranger: it's near usaland
You: im from usa-land
You: america land
Stranger: rusland is near
Stranger: isnt it?
You: weed
Stranger: lot off

'lot off'

wtf

i think he meant a lot of, cause i asked "you smoke it everyday?" and he said "Everyday"

Awesome, a Russian or something stoner!

Haha those ruslandians, funny guys!

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Stranger: My hovercraft is full of eels
You: what a ****ing loser
You: why dont you have a normal convo for once
You: i dont give a shit about your eels
You: or your random hovercraft bits
You: **** you
You: **** yourself
You: smoke weed *****
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You: Hello?
Stranger: hi are you a hot girl?
You: Oh dude.
You: Your not whacking right now are you?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey you like music?
Stranger: yes! what music do you like
You: Quite a bit actually
You: I like Radiohead alot. Oasis, Beck
Stranger: Radiohead is my second favorite band and I like Oasis also
You: Radiohead is second favorite?
You: ****!
You: who's first?
Stranger: Coldplay!
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**** grey fox!

Originally posted by Quincy
Stranger: hi
You: Hey you like music?
Stranger: yes! what music do you like
You: Quite a bit actually
You: I like Radiohead alot. Oasis, Beck
Stranger: Radiohead is my second favorite band and I like Oasis also
You: Radiohead is second favorite?
You: ****!
You: who's first?
Stranger: Coldplay!
You have disconnected HAHAAHHA THEY'RE OKAY!

You: weed!
You: WEED!
Stranger: dude
You: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Stranger: i smoked
Stranger: weed
You: wat up?
Stranger: for my first time
You: WOAH!!!!!!!
when
Stranger: like a few days ago
You: nice
Stranger: DAMMMMMMMNNNNNN
You: u knew dog
You: weed is amazing
Stranger: i WAS HORNY
You: female?
Stranger: na man
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hahahah, i really hate you nico

Originally posted by Mairuzu
hahahah, i really hate you nico

Yeah dude **** Niko!

Stranger: Hi. This is the Omegle Survey Bot. May I ask you a few questions about your time here on Omegle?
You: Can i ask YOU a few questions?
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Took me a while to Troll this Troll...


but of course i always win


tl;dr? well ****ing read it anyways



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ****ing people i swear
Stranger: hey
You: lots of ****ing idiots in the world
You: but there are also lots of cool people
Stranger: r u angry
You: but damn, i hate the idiots
You: no
You: im high as hell hahahah
Stranger: high on?
You: weed.....
You: what else?
Stranger: crack.....
You: thats ****ing stupid
You: crack heads dont have computers
Stranger: whats your favorite food
You: buffalo wings
Stranger: mines rat meat
You: how does it taste
Stranger: human flesh comes in second though
You: so you're like dahmer?
Stranger: it tastes ok
You: jefforey dahmer?
Stranger: no hanibal lector
Stranger: r u a boy
You: the fat old man?
You: yes im a boy
You: want to touch me?
You: can i put it in your butt
Stranger: r u a gay boy
You: while you pee in my
You: ear
You: this is kodak isnt it....
Stranger: why would i do that
You: because its fun dummy
Stranger: whats fun?
You: my penis
Stranger: why?
You: it pleases everyone
You: and it will please you
Stranger: why?
You: while im being pleased
You: why?
You: are you now a 2 year old kid?
You: am i now talking to a ****ing two year old
Stranger: i like halo myself
You: oh no wonder
You: that makes perfect ****ing sense
You: a ****ing halo lover
Stranger: DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCK!!!
You: worse than those ****ing 4channers
You: then again they all play halo themselves
You: i wont
Stranger: whats a 4channer
You: you dont want to know
Stranger: why cant i know
You: what the **** is your problem?
Stranger: do you like volcano eruptions
You: no seriously
Stranger: i think they look cool
You: answer the question
You: what the ****...
You: is your ****ing problem
Stranger: i like rocket ships
You: you're clearly retarded
You: and you have the worse case of add that ive ever seen
Stranger: have you ever sat down and looked at clouds
You: yea
You: you only need to do that once in your ****ing life
Stranger: how can you see me through the computer
You: shit is all the same
You: this is great
Stranger: do you prefer milk or orange juice
You: orange juice of course
You: milk is alright
You: i drink a lot of it
You: while im ****ing your mom
You: sucking them bitties
Stranger: have you ever recieved a trophy
You: have you ever received it in the ass
Stranger: i like eggs over easy
You: i like you over my dick
You: stranger danger
You: you feel me?
Stranger: i think that a cool number is 24 whats ur favorite
You: thats my favorite too
Stranger: thats cool
You: it is cool
Stranger: i think all kinds of gatorade except for purple rain kind its icky
You: what else do you think
Stranger: sometimes i sit in my bed and pretend im an alien
You: while you touch yourself right? you know?
Stranger: whats your favorite week day
You: caturday
Stranger: mines thursday
You: i dont give a ****
Stranger: do you want to know why
You: no, no not really
You: i couldnt care less
You: seriously couldnt
You: wouldnt be possible
Stranger: because thursday is the day i get no homework yeah!!!1
You: ****ing idiot
Stranger: sometimes i like to play a game called cops and robbers
You: with who
You: yourself?
Stranger: yes
You: how does that work
Stranger: one time i saw a yellow cat
You: you got it
Stranger: my favorite tv channel is animal planet
You: probably the only one you can understand
Stranger: have you ever owned a dog
Stranger: i did
Stranger: it was cool
You: have you ever owned a bong
You: i did
You: it was awesome
Stranger: whats a bong
You: whats a dog?
Stranger: its an animal
You: its something you smoke weed out of
You: their bungholes
Stranger: why would you smoke weeds that icky
You: why do black girls have purple vaginas?
Stranger: i like brick houses
You: and latinas have brown vaginas
Stranger: i use mozilla firefox whats your internet prvider
You: and white girls have pink... those are the best
You: my internet prvider?
Stranger: sometimes i eat oreos
You: you've never had 3 bong its? are you stupid?
You: **** the cops tho
Stranger: cops are cool
Stranger: i like cops
You: i remember when i got my girlfriend really drunk
You: and she was throwing up all over my room
You: and she was blabbering all this shit
You: and i thought it was so hilarious
You: and i started recording it hahahahaah
You: it was awesome
You: so then shes likes
You: bagabgabgbabga
You: and i say HEY MAN
You: AIM IN THE BAG BABY!!!!
You: OH SHIT THE RUG!
You: ahh... good times
You: then i had to take her to the bathroom lol
Stranger: www.1227.com is a fun game website
You: she was blarbing all over my room
You: it was insane
You: couldnt believe it
You: so we got her up
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stoned

You: Hello?
Stranger: IT'S IN MY ASS!
Stranger: I love hard dick!
You: ... Walshy?
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Originally posted by Quincy
You: Hello?
Stranger: IT'S IN MY ASS!
Stranger: I love hard dick!
You: ... Walshy?
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hahahahahah best one!

You: Hi
You: I SAID HELLO
Stranger: hey
You: Look who finally decided to show up
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;_;

hahahaahhahaha

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Stranger: 19 m australia wanna cyber?
You: you knew
You: how do we start
Stranger: You choose
You: im a cyber virgin
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: I'm lying on the bed, rubbing myself and slowly getting hard
You: I **** YOUR HEAD
You: HARD
You: WITH MY
You: BOOBS
Stranger: Sweet
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Stranger: hi
You: i got 20 on it!
Stranger: asl
You: bout to go pick up from my dealer
You: shit load of weed
You: gonna get ****ing tittyfied
You: you feeeeeeeeeeel me?
Stranger: you are not funny
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i was just saying what i was doing stoned

lfmao on this shit.

You: pull my finger
Stranger: suck my dick
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You: Hi!
Stranger: ****you
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Stranger: so...
You: So where are you from?
Stranger: taiwan
You: Oh, cool
Stranger: you?
You: South Dakota
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do you listen taiwan?
You: what?
Stranger: no
You: ...okay

there are a lot of idiots on there yes


occasionally you'll meet a cool person

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Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Destiny brought us here.
Stranger: This is our destiny.
Stranger: This place is special.
You: well since you put it that way...
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someone asked me if i was roland 2 days agoo

Might have been me

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: can i uck u dry
You: hello hello
Stranger: can i suck u dry
You: is there anybody in there???
You: just smile if you can hear meeeee
You: is there anyoneee home
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Dude, the guys I talked to were cool. One was a French workman, and the other was an Aussie that works with explosives in the USA.

I don't post those conversations with "cool" people


or else people would get bored... i only post the stupid idiots

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I don't post those conversations with "cool" people


or else people would get bored... i only post the stupid idiots

Which is why I didn't copy the conversations.

you knew

You've got red on you Mairuzu.

me, you neo and roland are gonna l4d it

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Stranger: where you fro
You: UK
You: You?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hola.
Stranger: asl
You: My age/my sexual preferance/my house

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
Stranger: =)
You: Ok.
You: I have a penis too.
You: Hello?
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Stranger: Hi, ever masturbated?\
You: Only to you.
Stranger: Gender?
You: Both.
Stranger: Just Awnser the ****ing awser smart ass
You: You
You: You're not getting a reacharound with THAT attitude.
Stranger: Your IP Adress has been copied to the CIA of Ameican Laws and will be tracked down under vialation of 78651
You: Sexy.
Stranger: See you in court Wanker
You: I know that trick.
You: It's a fake ID number, brighteyes.
Stranger: Look it up then smart ass
You: I MADE the ID number.
You: The joke had to start somewhere.
Stranger: Actually I Did Ya ****ing Wanker I Made it up on the spot so chock on your clit
You: Actually, no you didn't.
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Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
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Stranger: where you fro
You: UK
You: You?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
Stranger: =)
You: Ok.
You: I have a penis too.
You: Hello?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
Stranger: asl =?
You: 35/f/Florida
You: Single and ready to mingle
Stranger: 22 m italy
Stranger: what's ur name ?
You: Charley
Stranger: i'm ayaz
Stranger: can i see ur picture ?
You: PERV!
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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Haha, even random people online ignore you. Must suck for you.

Except that, you know, I actually have friends.

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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: A/S/L
You: 17/M/?
Stranger: Where are you from
You: Why ask?
Stranger: Because I want to know? It is not like I am going to track you down
Stranger: Apart from the fact I am waiting for you outside your house
You: I'm not letting some random guy find out where I live
Stranger: Im not a guy
You: I'm not letting some random girl find out where I live.
Stranger: Well I know you live in the UK
You: Why say that?
Stranger: Somewhere in England
You: Why say that?
You: Heck, that's not even true.
Stranger: Well you have the attitude of an Englishman
You: I live in Missouri,
You: .
Stranger: That was not hard was it
You: Nope.
You: Lying's easy.
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Stranger: aloha
Stranger: aloha
Stranger: hola
Stranger: hola
Stranger: bonjour
Stranger: bonjour
You: Yo.
Stranger: asl
Stranger:
Stranger: asl
You: No.
Stranger: no to asl or no you're not happy
Stranger: ?
You: No asl.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you m/f?
You: Both.
Stranger: hermaphrodite. noted.
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Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Except that, you know, I actually have friends. Let me guess, and I don't? Always so quick to get hostile. Chill your goddamn beans.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Let me guess, and I don't? Always so quick to get hostile. Chill your goddamn beans.

Who said I meant that? I merely meant that I had friends. And you're the one insulting me, so let's think this one out first.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Who said I meant that? I merely meant that I had friends. And you're the one insulting me, so let's think this one out first. I was kidding. If there's anyone who's the one who gets ignored in life, it's me, I'm a massive loser. Sorry if you thought I was actually being a dick or anything.

weed

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I was kidding. If there's anyone who's the one who gets ignored in life, it's me, I'm a massive loser. Sorry if you thought I was actually being a dick or anything.

It's ok, and I really didn't mean my comment that way.
But don't talk about yourself like that. There are plenty of people that pay attention to you, and you're not a loser.

Met a new friend on Omegle, actually. Crazy. She's really nice, kinda cute, and lives nearby.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Met a new friend on Omegle, actually. Crazy. She's really nice, kinda cute, and lives nearby.
awehuhs That was me

Originally posted by FoxMeister
awehuhs That was me

Except I saw pictures.

were they in colour?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
were they in colour?

Mixed.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Mixed.
well that's totally my thing tbh awehawe

haermm

met a girl there.... trying on some SKIRTS

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Stranger: How are you stranger? =)
You: Good you?
Stranger: Good too thanks.
Stranger: What's up?
Stranger: asl?
You: N/N/N
You: Not giving out personal information.
You: The government's most likely tracking this conversation.
You: They'll never let up.
You: They'll never forgive me for what I did. What I've become.
You: YOU HEAR THAT, BUSH?!
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Stranger: hello
You: Hello.
Stranger: How are the balls hanging my main man.
You: Nice and free,
You: .
Stranger: is it a breezy day for you?
You: It's always a breezy day for these balls.
Stranger: wooh.. I hear that brother
You: You said it.
Stranger: sometimes I want to just.. let it all hang out
You: Go ahead.
Stranger: while at work, grocery store, kids soccer practice. It should be legal
Stranger: Do you agree with me main man?
You: Let the balls of liberty hang like a pair of bananas!
Stranger: yes of course, like ripe fruits on the vine- they need to air dry.
Stranger: Do teh women in your country like to.. you know, nasty things with teh scrotum?
Stranger: The women here- they no like that so much. I think it is the hair gets in the teeth and then it gets stuck and they kiss the children.
You: The lips of patriotism shall use their tongues of freedom to lick these balls of justice clean!
Stranger: Well, make sure you don't forget what I said brother. Goodbye
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EDIT: nvm, I'm fcking dumb

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: **** YOU
You: **** YOU AND YOUR MOM
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Stranger: 好i
You: I"LL **** YOU IN THE STREETS
You: NO
You: DONT **** ME ANYWHERE
Stranger: 妇产科

I tricked someone into giving me their Social Security number. And when I revealed that it was a hoax, he freaked out and started going "i was kidding! lolololol it's not real at alll!"

Here it is. I blocked out his SSR.

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Stranger: hi want to do me a favor?
You: Depends.
You: Does it involve the scrotum?
Stranger: no
You: The ass?
Stranger: no
Stranger: nothing like that
You: Then what other favors ARE there?
Stranger: can u send me a dollar?
Stranger: paypal it to me
You: Sure.
Stranger: just one dollar
You: Ok.
Stranger: thanks!!
You: What's your information?
Stranger: lol i forgot
Stranger: brb
Stranger: whats ur email ill send u a request
You: I know an easier way.
Stranger: hows that?
You: What's your social security number?
You: I'll send it through the bank.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: u can do that?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: ok!!
Stranger: much easier
Stranger: then i dont have to transfer it to the bank to get the money out ya know
You: Pretty much.
You: It's like I'm handing you the dollar myself.
Stranger: anything else u need to know?
Stranger: right!!
You: Nope.
Stranger: u dont need the numbers on the bottom?
Stranger: of the check?
You: Just the number.
Stranger: ss#?
You: Yes.
Stranger: when will it go threw?
You: In a few days.
Stranger: damn that long?
You: But you get $5 interest every day you don't get it.
Stranger: paypal will only take 1 day
Stranger: maybe we should do it threw paypal
You: But paypal is untrusting to me.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i like them
You: Yeah. I sent forty dollars, only fifteen were seen again.
Stranger: nooo
You: Yup.
Stranger: did u wrute them an email?
You: They ignored it.
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: maybe they arwent that good after all
You: Annoying's more like it.
Stranger: but there quick
Stranger: and its only a dollar
You: But untrustworthy.
Stranger: for a dollar
Stranger: who cares
You: If you want a dollar, I only will give it through SSR.
Stranger: ssr?
Stranger: whats the R stand for?
You: SSN. Sorry.
Stranger: oo
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: and u said they will give me 5 dollars 4 for everyday i have to wait?
You: Yup.
Stranger: and how long will it take?
You: Most likely one and a half to two days.
Stranger: so that about 10 bucks!!
You: Yup.
Stranger: for a dollar?
You: Yup.
Stranger: thats great
You: Yup.
Stranger: i wonder why people dont do this more often
You: Dunno.
Stranger: ok well heres the #
Stranger: u have a pen?
You: Got it.
Stranger: and paper?
You: Pen in hand. Paper on table.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ***-**-****
Stranger: did u write it down?
You: Unfortunately for you, this whole thing was a sham.
You: But luckily, I won't use this number.
Stranger: what do u mean?
Stranger: u fooled me?
You: You will not get any money, and you gave someone the key to your life.
You: But let it be a lesson to you.
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: whos the fool??
Stranger: not me
You: You. Don't give out personal information.
Stranger: u thoguht i was for real???
Stranger: lmao lololol
You: Fortunately, I won't use it.
You: And it is real.
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: lets see how far u get
You: I'm too moral. Just wanted to see if you were that stupid.
Stranger: what dont u get
Stranger: i was playing with u
You: I don't get how mentally retarded you are.
Stranger: u think im going to give out my #
Stranger: im ust bored out of my mind
You: Notice how your grammar changed. Notice how forced your "big reveal" is.
You: It's real.
Stranger: what real?
You: You gave out the most important number in your life for a dollar.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have fun with it
You: I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
Stranger: of course im going to do it CAUSE ITS NOT REAL!!!
Stranger: but if u want to send me a dollar
Stranger: give me ur email and ill send u a rewuest
You: Sadly, it's not nice to harass the mentally impaired.
You: So I must stop.
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You: i'm bored
You: do something entertaining
You: the novelty of this thing is wearing off
Stranger: 恩
You: wut does that mean
You: ????
You: **** YOU>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TELL MEEEEE
Stranger: ok
Stranger: means
You: D:
Stranger: boring？
You: 恩 no... that's what i see
You: a 60 over an 84
Stranger: ？？？
You: sorry i g2g. I'm gonna go do some more pillow talk with your mom.

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You: Hi
Stranger: i m devil here
Stranger: you?
You: Angel.
Stranger: good....
Stranger: then enough fight lets talk.....
You: Ok.
You: Dibs on USA.
You: The big man doesn't want Cuba.
Stranger: Sumit on India
Stranger: The bigger man won't give it....
Stranger: if you want come get it....
You: Bigger Man's God.
You: Take India.
You: We want Italy.
Stranger: why the **** you want italy?
Stranger: just for pizzas
Stranger: and macroni
You: Gelatos
Stranger: what???
You: Gelatos are in Italy.
You: Big Man likes ice cream.
Stranger: k
You: You can have North Korea.
You: Filled with psychotic communists.
Stranger: it was always mine....
Stranger: i need them they be my army
You: And you can keep it that way.
You: We get Germany.
Stranger: that not done...
Stranger: i wont let you have it
You: We're taking Germany.
Stranger: just the attempt of yours to take germany gets you in my side...
Stranger: It is sin enough a act to turn angel to demon...
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: lolz.......
You: Considering it's in the name of good and reformation, we're on oposites.
You: So you fail.
Stranger: before i fail i fall
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Stranger: 19/f/germany
You: 17/m/England
Stranger: nice,,
Stranger: have to tell u that im wet?
Stranger: ave u ever done it to a girl?
You: Perv.
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Originally posted by Strangelove
EDIT: nvm, I'm fcking dumb crylaugh

I met a robot.

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You: Hey.
Stranger: are you bot?
You: No.
Stranger: no no no? you bot................
You: I'm a human.
Stranger: you said...............
You: You son of a bitches will never conquer the flesh!
Stranger: and i/
You: SKYNET WILL FAIL!
Stranger: SKYNET ?
Stranger: what is??
You: You can take our lives, but never our FREEDOM!
Stranger: oooooo
Stranger: кому нужна ваша свобода
You: You robotic bastards will never beat us!
Stranger: ggg
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ghergh
Stranger: reh
Stranger: t
Stranger: tr
Stranger: рек
Stranger: рек
Stranger: рер
Stranger: ке
Stranger: р
Stranger: ек
Stranger: рек
Stranger: р
Stranger: ек
Stranger: р
Stranger: ке
Stranger: р
You: ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i am not bot
Stranger: ........
You: Go **** your hard-drive with a circuit breaker!
Stranger: real
Stranger: ?
You: COPPER THIS!
Stranger: you sick......................
You: 0011191099300001111101011101010111010156
Stranger: h ha ha ha ha ha
Stranger: bugaga
You: With that simple line, and entire army of robotoids exploded.
Stranger: 46657645754757547
Stranger: 4356436
Stranger: 43
Stranger: 54765756665765
You: Why type random numbers?
Stranger: 56753567657367676756753567657367676756753567657367
6767567535676573676767567535676573676767
Stranger: 56753567657367676756753567657367676756753567657367
6767567535676573676767567535676573676767
Stranger: i dont know ..........
You: You should type things with purpose.
Stranger: mmm
You: You ridiculous cybertronic piece of shit.
You: Go jump into a firewall.

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You: Hola.
Stranger: looking for woman
You: Good for you.
You: I have a penis.
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You: Hey.
Stranger: wanna ****?
You: Ok.
You: Can I bring my boyfriend?
Stranger: nooo
You: Damn. He loves jacking me off.
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i ****ing hate your omegles

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i ****ing hate your omegles

And I ****ing hate you.

Any questions?

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You: I don't wear one because I have a penis. :]
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine u
You: Pretty good.
You: You aren't going to ask me for my bra size also are you? Lol
Stranger:
Stranger: no
You: Because I'm a male. v.v
Stranger: nice

Well those conversations were boring Red, good job!

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Well those conversations were boring Red, good job! It was their fault. They disconnected as soon as they knew I was a male. :]

Stranger: I am SexBot 5.0
You: I am Omegle.
You: You are banned.
Stranger: ******************************
You: Omegle forgot how to ban.
Stranger: I am now unbanned
You: Omegle ANGRY.
Stranger: I will suck you
You: Omegle is tempted.
Stranger: Just unzip your pants and ill do rest
You: Omegle wears no pants.
You: Omegle is ANGRY AGAIN
Stranger: Then i start sucking now
You: Omegle is aroused.
You: Omegle spills coolant all over.
Stranger: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: Omegle is sleepy.
Stranger: So good
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Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Except that, you know, I actually have friends. It's kind of funny how Mr. Rythmic apparently brings this up in every argument or disagreement he has with people on the internet.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
It's kind of funny how Mr. Rythmic apparently brings this up in every argument or disagreement he has with people on the internet. lol you're black.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lol you're black.
I see no black people.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
It's kind of funny how Mr. Rythmic apparently brings this up in every argument or disagreement he has with people on the internet. Is that the guy that looks like Bella from Twilight

You: The last guy talked dirty to me.

Stranger: heyy

You: So don't talk dirty to me.

You: Or I'll tell Jesus.

You: I've already got a prayer warmed up.

Stranger: im a girl

You: I'm telling Jesus anyway...just to spite you.

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You: Don't you dare look at my poop.

You: It's not for you.

Stranger: wah

You: Stop looking at my poop.

You: You sicko.

You: My poop.

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