McDonalds Burgers

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ToMacco
It seems as if McDonald's may change the flavor of their burger.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/852958.asp?cp1=1

How does everyone feel about that?

finti
never eat at McDonalds so I dont care

ToMacco
You should.

finti
McDonalds is equal with shit

mah
why should we? their burgers are so flat I once mistook one for their breakfast pancakes

finti
i like pancakes

Tex
I dont think I've ever had a McDonalds' burger.

My dad makes delicious home made Texas size BBQ burgers.

TGI Fridays makes great burgers too, but they charge you like $10 for one!eek!

Gundark
McDonald's sucks.

What the hell are you eating there for, ToMacco ? I thought you only ate crabby patties. Hehehe. cool

BackFire349
mcdonald burgers are addicting, i dont know why. but change is always welcome.

Gundark
When I used to eat fast food I ate Burger King Whoppers. Back in the good old days. Before the dark times.

Dexx
what? they're changing the rat stentch....flavour?
they're addictive cuz all of the shit they put in it. Fast foods suck

Dim
I don't know...they could be better...I like Burger King and In-N-Out better... Had Whataburger while I was in Texas last week..that sucked too.

Gundark
I like Subway. But I like Quizno's better now.

Bad Boy
HAS ANYONE HEARD THE FORTHCOMING MCDONALDS MONEYMAKING SCHEME???????

It's so shockingly serious too!

If your too fat, they say that to your face and refuse to serve you. You then get depressed, go to another McDonald's and buy twice as much!

Dexx
i see...sounds proffitable

ms_saigon
I haven't eaten at McDonald's in years, but if I did, I would get a grilled chicken burger.

zimbo
I hate McDonalds and BUR.KING it's all crap I eat only pizza

mah
ONLY pizza? Always?

Dexx
why not? breakfast of the champions...everything the body needs

mah
...to break down real quickly

Tex
You should of come to my house big grin


I'd take a good pizza over a good hamburger anyday!

mah
yeah, but I wouldnt have pizza everyday

Dexx
*best mouse voice*
but how do machines know how pizza tastes?

ToMacco
Bad Boy: Where did you hear that? I find it hard to beleive they won't serve you if your fat. They would get thousands of lawsuits against them if they did that.

Tex
It's the other way around.
Fatasses are suing McD's for making them fat.
True story!

ToMacco
Yeah, I heard about that.

What stupid thunderass was sitting down one day chomping on a burger, then thought "oh, I should sue!"

What a cheese dick.

Captain REX
They probably wanted more money to buy more food. roll eyes (sarcastic)

I don't go to McDonald's very much. It's not close enough. But when I do I get a Big Mac. But usually it's good old Jack-in-the-Box for me!

Chipotle. big grin

finti
oh the kid menu

Dim
Chipotle is owned by McDonalds ya know.

Captain REX
What kid's menu, Finti?

Chipotle is owned by McDonalds? But it's a Jack-in-the-Box burger!

Dim
Chicken sandwich actually...but yes, the Chipotle chain is owned by McD's.

finti
you can have the kid menu

Dim
Why would I want the kid's menu?

mechmoggy
I'll eat a Maccy's now and again, its good hang-over food if nothing else.

But if I'm a little drunk, I can't help myself popping in to see the Colonel (he's a close personal friend of mine so I can call him that).

Mmmmm drunken chicken eating.......

mah
chicken nuggets are good

mechmoggy
No no no, hot wings Mah...... HOT WINGS!!!

mah
nuggets I say, nuggets!

mechmoggy
Well you're wrong then.

*Mech turns his back in a big girly huff*

Captain REX
Mech, if you're friends with the Colonel, you must be behind. He died in 1980. big grin

mechmoggy
Thats what he wants you to think, its like the faking of Elvis' death too........oops I've said too much.

*Runs away*

finti
elvis has left the planet

Thomas H
mmm, mcdonalds...mmmm great burgers....a big mac!!

finti
if McDonalds have great burgers then you never had a good burger woodchuck

Thomas H
I have tasted a lot of great burgers...and mcd is good...

finti
you have no taste then

steve-o
Shut up Finti. Who are you to say he has no taste?! In yer opinion McDonalds sucks...you keep forgetting to say that.

Fire
chill out steve-o, it was a bit harsh from finti to state it like that but I am quite sure thomas can take it

mah
yeah, and its more of a fact. the mcdonalds burgers really are thin slabs of meat

finti
Steve-o you obviously dont get when me and Thomas are joking around.

steve-o
I guess not.

Fitch
U're takeing everythink too serious.....you did that to me too once......

mechmoggy
Easy now children, if you can't play nicely then the big Raz will come down and kick your asses into touch. stick out tongue

Raz
I'll kick a$$ alright. Steve-O chill!

Thomas H
how can you judge me like that??

Bad Boy
FIGHT!

Thomas H
hoooo.ahhhh!

Bad Boy
Norweigan vs Norweigan!

Fight sponsered by McDonalds!

Dexx
better uet. KMC vs Steve-o...mwahahaha
*hides behind Raz*

Thomas H
im on Steve-o side..big grin its ufair that he should be alone!"

finti
what are you talking about, you are alone too Thomas

Dim
Can we please get back to the happy little burger talk?

Thomas H
McFarmer...

Captain REX
Burger Talk! That's what we shoulda named this thread! Spot on Dim. big grin

Anyway, I've lost my liking for Mickey-D's.

Thomas H
Big mac....!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dexx
that's 'big rat'.
They even forget to cut the tails propperly.

zimbo
PIZZA HUT=food !!
BURGERS=crap

Fitch
well I also prefer Pizza Hut then burgers......

zimbo
About 10 of my friends think BurgerKing food is poison

Fitch
I consider BurgerKing better then McDonalds....much better

Dexx
actually..mcDonalds is the worst on the market. Excetpt for those private little slimy shops..gross. Ofcourse pizza's good.

finti
I make great burgers

Dexx
maybe it's ampliffied by the 'it's my own work' thing

finti
no they ARE great

Mujaffa
you work at macdonalds?? or burgerking

Fitch
he works home.......

mechmoggy
I had a BK today, I had to drive up near Liverpool and on the way back I was sooooo hungry I'd have eaten a scabby dog.

The burgers in BK are bigger and better than McD's, the onion rings rock too, but you can't beat McD's fries and shakes.

Fitch
yeah but we were talking bout the burgers.And BK rlz......

Gundark
Oh yes, strawberry milkshakes. Very good.

Ya really want to know about finti's burger ?

*Best Eddie Murphy voice*

He makes a big ole houseburger ! A giant meatball cooked in grease between two slices of white wonder bread ! Then when you pick it up, you get fingerprints in the bread and turns it into pink dough !

And you go outside with it, crying cause all the other kids got McDonalds and they say to you, whats that ? And you're crying, going "my mother made it..."

Hehehe.

finti
hmm milkshake ..from sane Norwegian cows off course

Gundark
Gus, why is the fire so big ?

finti
we are not cocking brontosaurusburgers

Ushgarak
We're not WHAT?

finti
cocking brontosaurus burgers

mah
cooking?

Ushgarak
Disturbing!

finti
no cocking, if we cook them I would have said sobig grin

Thomas H
mmmmmmmm

mechmoggy
Are you saying "mmmmmmmm" to Finti's cocking?

*Shudders*

Fitch
after Gunty's description I think I'll skip those burgers.....smile

Gundark
Good idea.

How about a fried egg sandwich instead ?

Fitch
better then nothing.......

Thomas H
An exstra big menu...Big Mac, Cheeseburger, fries and a huge cokemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmm

Fitch
Prefer Pizza Hut or Buger King....

mah
Pizza Hut is the greatest

finti
pizza hut is great, Dolly Dimple is better

Fitch
never tryed Dolly Dimple....should to......

Dexx
you know..i've read somewhere that if you take a tooth and place it in a glass of coke it disolves in about 2 hours? odd...that didn't stop me from drinking it.

Fitch
I don't drink Coke a lot,but not because of that,I didn't knew.....

Dim
That's not true..or I would be toothless by now. But I've heard that it may cause you to develope holes in your brain tissue.

And if you drink Diet Coke hot (above 86 degreess) then it basically turns into wood grain alcohal in your system.

Fitch
the 'tooth' thing it was a joke.I have a pal who drinks 2l Coke per day,everyday.And he is drinking for years.imagine his mouth if that was true....

Ushgarak
Coke IS scarily acidic, though.

Fitch
that's why he lost a lot of hair lately laughing out loud.and his thinking kinda slow.....

mah
I don't drink coke at all

Orpheus
I think you will find the coke/tooth thing is correct. I suspect the reason that your teath still exist is that they are not immersed in coke.

Dexx
no...if you'd hold the coke in your mouth for over 2 hours maybe you'd be toothless. just drinking doesn't keep your teeth in direct contact for a long period.

Fitch
how do you know that she doesn't do that ? smile

Ushgarak
I guess we may never find out! Closing.

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