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One year ago today Matt and I exchanged vows and were married!
It's been a wonderful year and there will be many more to come! I am very proud to tell people that I am married to Matt/Stutter/Impediment. I am very proud to be his wife and the mother of our child!

Matt,

I love you very much. I am very grateful to have you in my life and to share my life with you and our daughter. I would have it any other way! Thank you for loving me. Thank you for loving me for who I am.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! I LOVE YOU!!!

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But...that means your child has been born out of wedlock shock


MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON YOU!

Congrats!!!

Happy anniversary guys!!! You rock so much.

Originally posted by Bardock42
But...that means your child has been born out of wedlock shock


MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON YOU!


I knew somebody was gonna say something stupid.

Thank you Ken and GE!!! Love you guys! hug

Congratulations, to many more good times!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I knew somebody was gonna say something stupid.

It's the OTF what do you expect? srug

Congrats, may you two go another 50. Definitely an 'anal night' tonight!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I knew somebody was gonna say something stupid.

You did, eh? WITCH! BURN HER!!

w00000000000000000000000t!!!

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
It's the OTF what do you expect? srug

Don't care really...just figured it would happen...it always does.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine





Don't care really...just figured it would happen...it always does.

I know, just reiterating that said point really.

Still once again congrats, good guy is Matt glad you guys are still going strong.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You did, eh? WITCH! BURN HER!!
HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE IS A WITCH?

Seriously though, congrats you guys!

Happy Anniversary to u both

Originally posted by Robtard
what, she turned me into a newt. LETS SEE IF SHE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK!!!

Originally posted by Robtard
what, she turned me into a newt.
You got better though.
Originally posted by Bardock42
LETS SEE IF SHE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK!!!
PROPER IDEA!

Originally posted by Bardock42
LETS SEE IF SHE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK!!!

and therefore she would be made of wood.

Congrats guys, that's so wonderful.

You are one of the few couples that you can just tell will really be together forever, so lovely

Originally posted by Robtard
and therefore she would be made of wood. Aye. Off to the scales.

I love how Monty Python brings people together, gives me a warm feeling inside.

CONGRATS! love2

I'm so happy for the 2 of you hug

Originally posted by Robtard
Congrats, may you two go another 50. Definitely an 'anal night' tonight!

It'll be an anal-versarry, indeed. evillaugh

Originally posted by Impediment
It'll be an anal-versarry, indeed. evillaugh

Pictures or it didn't happen. Woot!

I just bought a Nikon 2 weeks ago for about $180 with 1 GB memory card and taxes. I wanted to buy a f*cking iPod, but the wife was b*tching about how we need a camera for "memories" and shit. Women, I tell you.

This is what I got:

Originally posted by Impediment
I just bought a Nikon 2 weeks ago for about $180 with 1 GB memory card and taxes. I wanted to buy a f*cking iPod, but the wife was b*tching about how we need a camera for "memories" and shit. Women, I tell you.

This is what I got:

I bought an 8.1mp camera, 4 gig of memory, and an iPod Touch, I win.

Anal memories.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
I bought an 8.1mp camera, 4 gig of memory, and an iPod Touch, I win.

I hope your next shit is square.

Congrats honeys, many more!

Originally posted by Impediment
I just bought a Nikon 2 weeks ago for about $180 with 1 GB memory card and taxes. I wanted to buy a f*cking iPod, but the wife was b*tching about how we need a camera for "memories" and shit. Women, I tell you.

This is what I got: And that anal thing is the perfect reason to get it out.

Originally posted by Impediment
I hope your next shit is square.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/429/poopytime.jpg

Please tell me that's real.

Nah, clever shoop.

You should make it.

congrats Matt and Raeann
may you two be together forever

Congratulations!

Congratulations to you both!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
One year ago today Matt and I exchanged vows and were married!
It's been a wonderful year and there will be many more to come! I am very proud to tell people that I am married to Matt/Stutter/Impediment. I am very proud to be his wife and the mother of our child!

Matt,

I love you very much. I am very grateful to have you in my life and to share my life with you and our daughter. I would have it any other way! Thank you for loving me. Thank you for loving me for who I am.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! I LOVE YOU!!!

heart Congratulations Black Sunshine and Impediment.

Congratulations
You guys give me hope lol.
I wish you two well and the best of luck for the future in every aspect of your life

Thank you, all, for the kind words.

One year was easy to get through.

Now, let's see if I can last another 19. faint

I'm sure you'll do fine, enjoy your prison sir.

nah I kid, congrats again for the 3rd time haha

Originally posted by Bardock42
You did, eh? WITCH! BURN HER!!

It's okay, babe. She doesn't know your angle of humor.

You guys got married on my brithday.

National rape day, it's called.

Originally posted by BackFire
You guys got married on my brithday.

National rape day, it's called.

Tonight, for your birthday, I'll make her call me Chris.

That may be the best gift I've ever sorta-but-not-really received.

lol

Originally posted by BackFire
That may be the best gift I've ever sorta-but-not-really received.

And he's going to give it to her anally, your preferred method, double-win, sir.

Originally posted by Impediment
Tonight, for your birthday, I'll make her call me Chris.

Also have her lie and say "oh, oh, it's too big!"

Originally posted by Robtard
Also have her lie and say "oh, oh, it's too big!"

I'm sure she does that anyway.

Happy Anniversary guys, I have so much respect for you and wish you only the best.

This last page cracked me up

Congrats guys

Congrats you two.

Congratulation to you Many Many Happy returns of this day in your life take care.

Congrats.

We should get together, i'll throw you guys an anniversary you'll never forget

is it just me or are people sumtimes overly corny on kmc. oh well, happy anniversary/baby/quitting smoking. yea, keep KOing each other in bed while the flame lasts. lotsa love.

Sorry this was a bit late but,

CONGRADUF*CKINGLATIONS.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
is it just me or are people sumtimes overly corny on kmc. oh well, happy anniversary/baby/quitting smoking. yea, keep KOing each other in bed while the flame lasts. lotsa love.

It's just you, ****head.

^for once, your probably right, you savage **** face.

language

We don't quote the dude enough around here.

Agreed. Everyone should do it at least twice each day.

If I was a Mod, dude....that would be my first course of action.

Originally posted by Bardock42
If I was a Mod, dude....that would be my first course of action.

This Robtard's official endorsement of Bardock42 to be made a Mod.

They peed on your ****in rug, dude.

and it tied the room together.

I'm just gonna go find an ATM machine......