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Like the Doc Holliday vs. Ben Wade thread I made previously, both are quick gun slingers and awesome shots. Who takes this?

Did we see Ringo do anything really impressive besides spin his colt around and then take a bullet in the forehead?

If so, I side with the gay guy.

Ringo.

Originally posted by Robtard
Did we see Ringo do anything really impressive besides spin his colt around and then take a bullet in the forehead?

If so, I side with the gay guy.

Ringo was beat by Holliday, but at least his gun cleared his holster. If you watch 3:10 to Yuma, Charlie wears his gun butt forward, hardly in a position for a quick draw.

Na, that's just now gay gunfighters did it back then, "butt foreward". His movie feats are more impressive.

Name them. What did Prince really do?

Shot people, and in a more stylish fashion than Ringo.

What did Ringo do? Spin his gun and have his cranium ventilated.

Well Prince didnt exactly survive either, AND he had four or five guys backing him up.

Still more impressive by movie feats, plus he'd suck your cock.

Here's his ability to shoot a moving target: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMb6TduOj0Y&feature=related

Here's him being more badass than Ringo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REdaLj54odw&feature=related

What do we have for Ringo? Him being made the clown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUPaigOxAi8

No doubt Ringo'd make him suck his before blowing his head off.






































With his pistol.

ROFLMAO

Hey since Mel Gibson has turned down the notion of doing LW5...

...Maybe Murtaugh can buddy with THAT guy then.

Good shot....
Kills guys....
Looks like he sucks dicks....
Fights like he sucks dicks....
Unproven to be as effective in H2H as McClane, judging by the stats...

Yeah. 100% match so far, for Riggs.

Will he mullet up for the job...?

Most modern day action characters would have their asses handed to them by guys like Ringo, Holliday and Prince.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
ROFLMAO

Hey since Mel Gibson has turned down the notion of doing LW5...

...Maybe Murtaugh can buddy with THAT guy then.

Good shot....
Kills guys....
Looks like he sucks dicks....
Fights like he sucks dicks....
Unproven to be as effective in H2H as McClane, judging by the stats...

Yeah. 100% match so far, for Riggs.

Will he mullet up for the job...?

Excellent ANALysis of the situation. Though I do think Murtaugh is indeed "too old for this shit".

But wouldnt he have been in his twenties back then in the wild west?

"Murtaugh the Immortal?"

Not unless the immortals have started wearing girdles.



But he certainly is still "Murtaugh the very old, old man."

His daughter droolio

Well, she does sell rubbers.

Hot chocolate.