J. Jonah Jameson vs Perry White - in a bitching contest

a skinny-16 year old intern spills scolding coffee all over each editor in chief's respective desk, and they both get to chew the guy out.

who can belittle the intern the best?

Jonah, by far. Almost annoying as Spiderman himself.

Perry's a cool dude.

dang.

what about general thadeus "thunderbolt" ross?