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Who wins this?

Blade.

Conditions, man.

What?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Conditions, man.

Unless Blade is chained down or knocked out, he wins. So who cares.

You're not really going to argue that a guy with super-human speed and a sub-machine gun could lose to some guy with a crossbow?

Van Helsing is a human, with no significant martial arts skill and has 19th Century technology. Blade is a black superhuman with supreme martial arts skills and swordsmanship. He also has custom modified firearms. Not revolvers. Blade's Mach 10>Helsings Crossbow. Besides Blade is played by Wesley Snipes.

to make it even, you should let helsing transform at any time into werewolf

Originally posted by Robtard
Unless Blade is chained down or knocked out, he wins. So who cares.

You're not really going to argue that a guy with super-human speed and a sub-machine gun could lose to some guy with a crossbow? Not gonna argue anything until conditions are set. For all we now Blade is unarmed and VH can go lycan on his black ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not gonna argue anything until conditions are set. For all we now Blade is unarmed and VH can go lycan on his black ass.

Fine, I'm confiscating the thread. Gumanchi, I don't know you, so no offense; if you have a problem with it, go eat a shit sandwich.

Conditions:

Blade - all weapons

Van Helsing - all weapons + he can wereboy out.

Conclusion: Blade wins. H

Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, I'm confiscating the thread. Gumanchi, I don't know you, so no offense; if you have a problem with it, go eat a shit sandwich.

Conditions:

Blade - all weapons

Van Helsing - all weapons + he can wereboy out.

Conclusion: Blade wins. H Right haermm

Blade will pwn until VH goes Lycan. IF Blade still has bullets or his sword, he would still stand a chance to win. If not, then VH will rip him in half.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Right haermm

Blade will pwn until VH goes Lycan. IF Blade still has bullets or his sword, he would still stand a chance to win. If not, then VH will rip him in half.


FANBOY!


Blade can dodge bullets.

I only seen Blade 1, I'd assume Blade would win that though.

If VH can transform though, then Blade would lose, I think.

If Helsing doesn't go wereboy immediately, then he's going down in seconds. So I'm assuming he's going wereboy stat.

Bullets would run out, why would he lose his sword? Which is all he really needs. Wereboy moves in, Blade easily dodges and slices off something, can't imagine the wereboy is going to be effective with no limbs or lacking a head.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I only seen Blade 1, I'd assume Blade would win that though.

If VH can transform though, then Blade would lose, I think.

GTFO.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I only seen Blade 1, I'd assume Blade would win that though.

If VH can transform though, then Blade would lose, I think.

Blade 2-3, he shows his speed, which is more than the wereboy can deal with.

Originally posted by dadudemon
GTFO.

Yeah, I probably shouldn't argue with my lack of information, really.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I probably shouldn't argue with my lack of information, really.

Glad you see it my way.





Nah, just messin' bro.


Being mean is quite fun, though...

Originally posted by Robtard
If Helsing doesn't go wereboy immediately, then he's going down in seconds. So I'm assuming he's going wereboy stat.

Bullets would run out, why would he lose his sword? Which is all he really needs. Wereboy moves in, Blade easily dodges and slices off something, can't imagine the wereboy is going to be effective with no limbs or lacking a head. VH cannot regen a severed head, but a limb? Prolly so. And several times in the Blade movies Blade loses his sword.

I am leaning towards Blade 6/10 here. Too many weapons, he isn't likely too run out of ammo AND lose his sword.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
VH cannot regen a severed head, but a limb? Prolly so. And several times in the Blade movies Blade loses his sword.

I am leaning towards Blade 6/10 here. Too many weapons, he isn't likely too run out of ammo AND lose his sword.

Again, why would he lose his sword here? Wereboy strikes with a claw or bite, Balde counters with a blade.

He's not likely going to get hit either, those two vampyre-ninjas were leagues faster than wereboy, yet they couldn't land a decent one on his blackness. The Reavers were vampyres on a speed/power boost, they had trouble tagging him.

So unless wereboy works for the I.R.S., he ain't catching him.

6/10? Na, he wins this one every time.

Did you totally miss the fights in Blade where he loses his sword? One good shot from VH and it could happen.

Yes, you cling to Blade losing his sword, when wereboy will be losing claws and snouts when he goes in for an attack.

Well, Blade could also miss, giving VH an opening to....well......open him up.

Miss against a much slower and far less skilled opponent? Not likely. Far more reasonable that he'd decapitate the wereboy first.

Slower, yes, not MUCH slower. Less skilled? MAYBE.

Speed: That fight with Dracula wasn't all that special or fast, he jumps around, jumps on Dracula's back, claws him etc. Blades fights showed a much higher level of speed, see him fighting 2 vampire-ninjas as one eg.

Skill: Wereboy attacked little more than a wild animal, straight forward and without much planning, while Blade is a fighting master.

Like I said, Blade's dodging those wild claws and bites and then countering with an edge of death.

VH against Dracula was two beasts going at it, VH was pretty much chasing Dracula through most of the fight. VH in lycan form was still a bit sentient, surely he would retain some of his fighting knowledge.

Yet he didn't show any of there h2h skills you think he'd have, he was little more than a savage animal on the constant attack. Blade ftw.

Thats my point, VH knew all he had to do was bite Dracula once and that was it. Likely if he had to beat Dracula down h2h it would have been different.

Blade wins without even trying....


The fight ends in less than a second with Blade doing a fancy spinning sword sheathing type of move, like he has done in the movies....all before VH's head falls to the floor.

He then walks away and the rest of VH's body, having been cut into many pieces, falls apart into a fleshy mass onto the floor.

Blade puts his shades back on. Scene fades to credits.



The end.

And VH just sits there and lets it happen!!!

Van Helsing isn't that good.

He's not?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And VH just sits there and lets it happen!!!

No, how many times do I have to repeat this. VH wolfs out (otherwise he dies faster) and being more beast than man, charges Blade, Blade side-steps and counters (possibly as DDM said, all fancy and shit), then VH's head rolls.

Or it could take Blade a few hits/moves to get a decap, but then VH's claws would be rolling as be blocks/counters fleshy paws with a razor edge. Either way, VH is sliced.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He's not?

Compared to Blade, no.

Yeah, but dude makes it sound like VH is rubbish.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, but dude makes it sound like VH is rubbish.

He could probably kicks Riggs's ass, McClane would "pwn" him though.

SURE he could, Rob...SURE he could.

We agree, excellent.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And VH just sits there and lets it happen!!!

Helsing doesn't have a choice in the matter. This all takes place in less than a second, bro.


VH doesn't even get a chance to Wolf out, bro.

So Blade wins in a second now? haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Blade wins in a second now? haermm


Why is it "now"?


Lemme show you that there's nothing new about this "second" thing you think is new:




Originally posted by dadudemon
Blade wins without even trying....


The fight ends in less than a second with Blade doing a fancy spinning sword sheathing type of move, like he has done in the movies....all before VH's head falls to the floor.

He then walks away and the rest of VH's body, having been cut into many pieces, falls apart into a fleshy mass onto the floor.

Blade puts his shades back on. Scene fades to credits.



The end.

Emphasis added to show where I said "second".






You know what this means? It means you have to suck it. AHA!

OK calm down......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK calm down...... You're just jealous because I can touch bewbz any day of the week. awesome

Seriously dude, cool it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Seriously dude, cool it.



Are you....really...upset about this?

crylaugh No, you moosetwit crylaugh


I was messin with ya haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh No, you moosetwit crylaugh


I was messin with ya haermm


Unforgivable. weep

pile of monkey nuts haermm

Couple of ****, you two.

Aw, lookit the little phobe.

Originally posted by Robtard
Couple of ****, you two.

I figured you'd bo very happy to see RJ pwned with the "seconds" thing. There's just no pleasing you.


*sigh*

Rob is just jealous of our hetero man love.