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I found this article quite humorous. There were a few things in here that could only have been uttered or written by a British person. (The "biscuit" one comes to mind.)


http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/beaches-too-sandy-fish-scare-the-kids-its-a-fawlty-towers-world-for-some-tourists-20090411-a3hb.html











It just makes me feel better knowing that there are plenty of stupid British people out there. Some British folk are so arrogant and uppity about how superior, intellectually, they are. Take THAT British people. HA!



On another note, Aussies are apparantly cool people. (In both senses of "cool".)

too ****in' long...

tl;dr

I was at a topless beach once.

Originally posted by dadudemon

On another note, Aussies are apparantly cool people. (In both senses of "cool".)

sexy too

Y-you of all people have a problem with others being arrogant?

British people arrogant? Nooooooooooooooo.......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was at a topless beach once.

Hidden in the bushes with a camera?

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Y-you of all people have a problem with others being arrogant?

There's a difference between actually being gooood, and thinking you're better than everyone else, love. 313


evillaugh


Edit- When it comes to academia, my wife thinks I am absurdly arrogant...because I always have to have the highest grade in all my classes...which the vast majority of the time, I do. But, that's pretty much it. I'm a has been football player and I'm ugly with a shady sense of humor, at best. I don't see how that equates arrogance.


Originally posted by Kostabot
Hidden in the bushes with a camera?

lol


We're both in the bushes next to him, though.

Originally posted by dadudemon
There's a difference between actually being gooood, and thinking you're better than everyone else, love. 313


evillaugh


Edit- When it comes to academia, my wife thinks I am absurdly arrogant...because I always have to have the highest grade in all my classes...which the vast majority of the time, I do. But, that's pretty much it. I'm a has been football player and I'm ugly with a shady sense of humor, at best. I don't see how that equates arrogance.
Case in point.


It's great that you're so delusional proud of yourself. 313


Also nice work with all teh editing to make yourself look better.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Case in point.


It's great that you're so delusional proud of yourself. 313


Also nice work with all teh editing to make yourself look better.




look "better"?


So who's delusional? The travel freak, or the realist. hmmmm....

Originally posted by dadudemon



look "better"?


So who's delusional? The travel freak, or the realist. hmmmm....



Come on, we both know..

A rude Frenchman?! Well, I never!

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Come on, we both know..


Yes. We both know you're quite a cutie flirt. And a soft spot for cute little animals.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes. We both know you're quite a cutie flirt. And a soft spot for cute little animals.
I'm a soft spot for cute little animals?


Marius teached Yuki sit! coot

Originally posted by dadudemon
lol


We're both in the bushes next to him, though.

Nah. I'm about half a click out to sea with a periscope.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I'm a soft spot for cute little animals?

Lulz.

I see what you did there you British person, you. I have an automatic handicap because I'm American. Besides, there's an understood ellipsis there. AHA!

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Marius teached Yuki sit! coot


That is too cute. I would love to see a vid of that. Have good ol' Bards post it up as a vid in the pet thread.


Originally posted by Kostabot
Nah. I'm about half a click out to sea with a periscope.

Good show, chap. That will keep you out of the ringer.

Originally posted by dadudemon
On another note, Aussies are apparantly cool people. (In both senses of "cool".)

Yes.

that's a pile o' dingo crap an you know it!

...then we release you're American and feel better about everything.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
...then we release you're American and feel better about everything.

That doesn't count; you're Canadian now.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
...then we release you're American and feel better about everything.

Bravo!

How the hell can a beach be too sandy?

Originally posted by Kostabot
Hidden in the bushes with a camera?

There are a few British men I fine incredibly attractive.
2 of which I know personally... another I was watching on the tv earlier tonight and a few others.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
There are a few British men I fine incredibly attractive.
2 of which I know personally... another I was watching on the tv earlier tonight and a few others. Are they dumb?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
How the hell can a beach be too sandy? I guess some people like pebbly beaches, personally I find sand superior.

Unless its in the crack of your ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Unless its in the crack of your ass. Nope, still find sand superior to pebbles in my ass.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are they dumb?

Sometimes they do dumb things but that's subject to opinion and has nothing to do with being British.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
Sometimes they do dumb things but that's subject to opinion and has nothing to do with being British. That sounds a bit off topic then mhm

Originally posted by Bardock42
That sounds a bit off topic then mhm Not really... and if it were. I dun't care. teehee

See, the basis of this thread only applies to a lot of Americans, who see British people as just 'British people'. It doesn't really make sense to me, since those people quoted could be from anywhere in Britain. I mean... of course 'British people' are stupid too... ever visited Camden, or Birmingham, or Manchester? A lot of people there are very, very stupid (no offense to those cities, and I know that makes me sound like a prejudice *******). But other areas, not so much.

What my exact point is, I don't know, but I'm sure I had one when I started typing.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
See, the basis of this thread only applies to a lot of Americans, who see British people as just 'British people'. It doesn't really make sense to me, since those people quoted could be from anywhere in Britain. I mean... of course 'British people' are stupid too... ever visited Camden, or Birmingham, or Manchester? A lot of people there are very, very stupid (no offense to those cities, and I know that makes me sound like a prejudice *******). But other areas, not so much.

What my exact point is, I don't know, but I'm sure I had one when I started typing.

I heard on the radio from a British person that if you are a citizen of the UK, you are called British first, and then things like "Glaswegian" second. Amirite?


I find the rudely arrogant Brits to be from East Midland, London, Eastern, and South East....and probably Northern Yorkshire....k...how about just England then.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I heard on the radio from a British person that if you are a citizen of the UK, you are called British first, and then things like "Glaswegian" second. Amirite?


I find the rudely arrogant Brits to be from East Midland, London, Eastern, and South East....and probably Northern Yorkshire....k...how about just England then. Kinda. I consider myself 'English' more than British, but same thing, really. Then Londoner second.



Oh you would, you damn American! sly What with your Texas, your Mississippi, your California, your New York, your, your... NORTH CAROLINA!

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Kinda. I consider myself 'English' more than British, but same thing, really. Then Londoner second.



Oh you would, you damn American! sly What with your Texas, your Mississippi, your California, your New York, your, your... NORTH CAROLINA!


Indeed. All of those places except California and New York are full of Red Necks. So you would be mostly correct, bro.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed. All of those places except California and New York are full of Red Necks. So you would be mostly correct, bro. Oh. I wasn't actually expecting to be right th- I mean, you're damn right I am!

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Oh. I wasn't actually expecting to be right th- I mean, you're damn right I am!

RUN FOR THE HILLLLLZ! It's another arrogant Brit!

Originally posted by dadudemon
RUN FOR THE HILLLLLZ! It's another arrogant Brit! Don't make me throw my cuppa tea at you.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Don't make me throw my cuppa tea at you.

You had better keep your biscuits to your self.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I found this article quite humorous. There were a few things in here that could only have been uttered or written by a British person. (The "biscuit" one comes to mind.)


http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/beaches-too-sandy-fish-scare-the-kids-its-a-fawlty-towers-world-for-some-tourists-20090411-a3hb.html

It just makes me feel better knowing that there are plenty of stupid British people out there. Some British folk are so arrogant and uppity about how superior, intellectually, they are. Take THAT British people. HA!



On another note, Aussies are apparantly cool people. (In both senses of "cool".)


Its not about dumbness. I worked in the hospitality industry for 7 years and I do know that disgruntled customers who cannot be happy (because they choose to be difficult) will do their utmost to get a refund.

They're not dumb. Just trying it on.

Originally posted by GCG
Its not about dumbness. I worked in the hospitality industry for 7 years and I do know that disgruntled customers who cannot be happy (because they choose to be difficult) will do their utmost to get a refund.

They're not dumb. Just trying it on.


No. They're dumb.


There are stories JUST like this for Americans.


Would you EVER get pissed about there not being any air conditioning outside?


Would you ever think to talk down to an entire countries culture because they have a Siesta? That's retarded and arrogant at the same time. British to the max. Just so you don't think I'm pulling shit out of my ass, the Aussies rather dislike British people because of their uppity attitudes. They call them Whinging Poms.

This fits the definition perfectly:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winging+pom


Now, I'm not saying that all Brits are like this, cause they are not. Most of the ones who post here are quite cool. However, I've worked with Whinging Poms and they suck. It's always the Brits that are like that....I've never met another people that didn't fit the bill so well for a Whinging Pom in the work place. I thinks it's part of your culture. Just like it's part of American culture to have to get everything big and awesome and eat large portions.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No. They're dumb.


There are stories JUST like this for Americans.


Would you EVER get pissed about there not being any air conditioning outside?


Would you ever think to talk down to an entire countries culture because they have a Siesta? That's retarded and arrogant at the same time. British to the max. Just so you don't think I'm pulling shit out of my ass, the Aussies rather dislike British people because of their uppity attitudes. They call them Whinging Poms.

This fits the definition perfectly:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winging+pom


Now, I'm not saying that all Brits are like this, cause they are not. Most of the ones who post here are quite cool. However, I've worked with Whinging Poms and they suck. It's always the Brits that are like that....I've never met another people that didn't fit the bill so well for a Whinging Pom in the work place. I thinks it's part of your culture. Just like it's part of American culture to have to get everything big and awesome and eat large portions.

Im not exactly British. Im half british half maltese. I understand where you are coming from, and I too had to defend culture against obtuse individuals who resorted to belligerent behaviour.

Still 'dumb' people are found in every country around the world.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are they dumb?

I guess some people like pebbly beaches, personally I find sand superior.

I would take sand over pebbles any day

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I would take sand over pebbles any day

That should be the new topic of this thread, as it's far more interesting than 'tourist complaints'.

Beaches, sand or pebbles, which is superior?

Jedi.

Sand, for most things. If you are with the "walky on cold beach for miles looking at grey sea" type people I'd vote for pebbles though.

I like squishy sand between my toes.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That doesn't count; you're Canadian now.

Soon, I'll be totally Canadian.

However, I suspect there will be even more jokes in that case

A Brazilian Canadian? Brazadian? Branadian? Cazilian?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A Brazilian Canadian? Brazadian? Branadian? Cazilian?

Ahahahahahaha!! Brazadian!

How many million are there in a Brazilian? Or in a Cazilian?

Originally posted by Robtard
That should be the new topic of this thread, as it's far more interesting than 'tourist complaints'.

Beaches, sand or pebbles, which is superior?
10 bucks says thats RJ's next thread haermm

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Ahahahahahaha!! Brazadian!

How many million are there in a Brazilian? Or in a Cazilian? Lil is one in a million

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lil is one in a million

So there's about 6,700 LilB's out there, damn, that's a lot of ****ing I still have to do.

edit: and a lot of lube to buy

Originally posted by dadudemon
No. They're dumb.


There are stories JUST like this for Americans.


Would you EVER get pissed about there not being any air conditioning outside?


Would you ever think to talk down to an entire countries culture because they have a Siesta? That's retarded and arrogant at the same time. British to the max. Just so you don't think I'm pulling shit out of my ass, the Aussies rather dislike British people because of their uppity attitudes. They call them Whinging Poms.

This fits the definition perfectly:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winging+pom


Now, I'm not saying that all Brits are like this, cause they are not. Most of the ones who post here are quite cool. However, I've worked with Whinging Poms and they suck. It's always the Brits that are like that....I've never met another people that didn't fit the bill so well for a Whinging Pom in the work place. I thinks it's part of your culture. Just like it's part of American culture to have to get everything big and awesome and eat large portions.

lol @ you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No. They're dumb.


There are stories JUST like this for Americans.

More so for Americans I would gather. biscuits

I just wonder if that is serious and not say...a joke to poke fun at the British when they go on holiday.

Originally posted by Robtard
So there's about 6,700 LilB's out there, damn, that's a lot of ****ing I still have to do.

edit: and a lot of lube to buy Yeah, you blend.

I was in a little village along the coastline of Spain last year and the town was filled with fat, sun-burnt and loud British people. Almost all of them had an England jersey of either Beckham or Owen probably from a couple of years back, and they all had shaved heads.

Cancer patients?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cancer patients?
Nah, they had like a crew cut. And eyebrows. Did I mention they were fat by the way?

Fat cancer patients?