Star Wars characters run a morality gauntlet

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Hewhoknowsall
OK, so the following acts must be performed in order to prevent the galaxy from blinking out of existence. If they fail to comply, they themselves survive but everyone else survives.

How far does each character get?

Luke
Han
Leia
Sidious LOL
Obi Wan
Yoda
Mace Windu
Anakin
Cade
Exile

1. A sith lord
2. 10 criminals
3. a single person
4. a family
5. a planet
6. a solar system
7. someone close to them (Luke - Ben, Han - Leia, Leia - Han, Sidious - um...his rule as emperor, Obi Wan - Anakin, Yoda - umm...all the wookies, Mace - umm...the jedi counsel, Anakin - Padme, Cade - Kol, Exile - I dunno, who's close to her?)
9. Half of the galaxy
10. Their entire family and friends
11. Their entire family and friends gets fed to the scarlaac
12. Themselves (for some this won't be as bad as some of the options, but oh well)

Lord Lucien
So wait, Luke must "act" a Sith Lord? Or did you mean, he must beat a Sith Lord? Or did you mean Luke must act like a Sith Lord?

Hewhoknowsall
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
So wait, Luke must "act" a Sith Lord? Or did you mean, he must beat a Sith Lord? Or did you mean Luke must act like a Sith Lord?

No, he must KILL a sith lord.

BTW, everyone here automatically has the ability to kill everyone on this list.

Eminence
I'm assuming you mean everyone else dies.

And yeah, what Lucien said. If it's a matter of sacrificing those listed, then obviously Palpatine wins.

Hewhoknowsall
Originally posted by Eminence
I'm assuming you mean everyone else dies.

And yeah, what Lucien said. If it's a matter of sacrificing those listed, then obviously Palpatine wins.

How far does each one get (it's obvious who wins).

...and is this in the right section? Technically they're fighting their morals...

And Palpatine would stop at 7

Lord Lucien
Palpatine stops at 12. He'd sacrifice everyone except himself.

Hewhoknowsall
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Palpatine stops at 12. He'd sacrifice everyone except himself.

What about his rule as emperor.

Well...I guess it isn't worth ruling if everyone except for you and a few others is dead...

And what about the others? How far do they get?

Lord Lucien
They all make it. Cade may have some trouble, and so long as it's LS Exile... but everyone else sans Palpatine is a good guy and smart enough.

Slash_KMC
Whiney Anakin won't make it.

Major Valerian
Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Whiney Anakin won't make it.

If I'd said that, it'd be way funnier.

Slash_KMC
Then why didn't you ? I need a good laugh.

Lord Lucien
Ha!

Oh yeah, I didn't see Anakin up there. Saving the galaxy means saving Padme. He'll let himself and others die for her to live, but I don't see him sacrificing HER to let the galaxy live.

So he won't be able to do 7,9, and 10. I don't know where 8 went.

Slash_KMC
Heh. I didn't even notice 8 got kidnapped.

Lord Lucien
Now would any of these characters sacrifice that list in order to save 8?

Slash_KMC
I know Mr. LOL wouldn't.

The Ground
Number 7:
For Exile its Disciple.

DS falls in love with HK.

Major Valerian
Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Then why didn't you ? I need a good laugh.

Because you beat me to it, duh.

Red Nemesis
What is morality? Are we defining it as 'the ability to commit these actions in spite of their likely consequences to the self?' If so, Palpatine loses the thread because all he thinks about is the self.

(In bed he is a selfish lover.)

The Ground
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
What is morality? Are we defining it as 'the ability to commit these actions in spite of their likely consequences to the self?' If so, Palpatine loses the thread because all he thinks about is the self.

(In bed he is a selfish lover.)

The thread is about the things these people would do to keep the galaxy alive, so Palpatine would sacrifice a lot because he wants something to rule.
If he didn't save the galaxy he would have nothing to do.
stick out tongue

Also if you are basing this on your personal experience(s) you can't really judge him by that. He is old, don't expect him to satisfy ALL your needs.

Lord Lucien
All this talk of morality... we're in for a banning.

Slash_KMC
Originally posted by The Ground
Also if you are basing this on your personal experience(s) you can't really judge him by that. He is old, don't expect him to satisfy ALL your needs.

I like this guy.

Red Nemesis
lolX2

Nephthys
I know the feeling. You should fight it though, or Gideon, Darth Sexy, Big S and Lightsnake will insinuate that you violate your mother, generally bash you and ignore all your posts for about 7 months.

Heed the voice of experience. It's soft barratony warmth will lead you to safe harbour.

Hewhoknowsall
So everyone except for Palaptine clears it?

I wonder if being willing to clear it is moral or immoral...

The Ground
Actually, Han might have some trouble too. Is this ESB Han Solo or what? Because he would clear 12 but not 11 or 10.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
I like this guy.

Ty

Slash_KMC
Originally posted by Nephthys
I know the feeling. You should fight it though, or Gideon, Darth Sexy, Big S and Lightsnake will insinuate that you violate your mother, generally bash you and ignore all your posts for about 7 months.

Heed the voice of experience. It's soft barratony warmth will lead you to safe harbour.

Gideon is retired, DS has been ordered 66th and LS is too busy debating.

S freaks me out though, like srsly.

Lord Lucien
The S stands for 'roids.

ares834
Cade fails because he is lame.

Nephthys
It's not the 'roids. Everyone knows his balls are golden super13

mattatom
Could we replac th Jedi Council for Mace with Depa Billaba?

Also Sidious has to stop at 7, there's no one close to him.

The Ground
Hes got Red Nemisis smile

Eminence
Yeah, but who wouldn't sacrifice Red Nemesis?

Red Nemesis
*Raises hand*

Slash_KMC
*Keeps hands as low as possible to the ground.*

Nephthys
*shoves hand up bum*

mattatom
Originally posted by Eminence
Yeah, but who wouldn't sacrifice Red Nemesis?
*raises both hands*

Slash_KMC
Originally posted by mattatom
*raises both hands*

Jebus, pick a side already.

mattatom
Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Jebus, pick a side already.

Do i have to?

Slash_KMC
Originally posted by mattatom
Do i have to?

yes

You can't make more friends than enemies here. This place is like High School.

mattatom
Originally posted by Slash_KMC
yes

You can't make more friends than enemies here. This place is like High School.

I can try, I haven't managed to annoy anyone severely yet I believe.

ares834
Originally posted by mattatom
I can try, I haven't managed to annoy anyone severely yet I believe.
Shut the hell up you god damned butt hole!

Hewhoknowsall
Wow, I can't believe it! You guys are so well behaved and on topic!

mattatom
Originally posted by ares834
Shut the hell up you god damned butt hole!
That was uncalled for.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Wow, I can't believe it! You guys are so well behaved and on topic!

I have given my input, now i'm merely responding to other peoples posts.

The Ground
Doesn't matter, its in the wrong section.

Lord Lucien
Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Wow, I can't believe it! You guys are so well behaved and on topic! Anyone coming here for that is in the wrong place.


OOOOO! Shiny red ball!

The Ground
Where?

Slash_KMC
Originally posted by The Ground
Where?

On your right, it also has a pretty white cross through it. Let's use it more !!

The Ground
Peer pressure is fun!

Slash_KMC

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