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A crashed predator space ship lands in care-a-lot hood.

The 80s cartoon movie characters investigate in their sickeningly fluffy, nauseatingly sugary ways. One of the bears is facehugged, and the resulting Alien-Carebear Hybrid begins stalking the Carebears.

Will that "care bear stare" shit be enough to make the difference?
If the ewoks could do the Empire on Endor, surely they have SOME chance?

Will the xenomorph be succeptible....?

Depends, which Care Bear was face-hugged and passed their genes onto the alien that then burst from his/her chest?

Because if it's Bedtime Bear, that Xeno might just be so lazy to go on a killing spree.

Tenderheart, well, that Xeno will be completely inept when it comes to slashing, he'd just care too much.

Good Luck Bear, he's Irish, that Xeno will head straight for the pub and tie himself over a nice one.

Birthday Bear, that Xeno could be easily distracted by candles and cake.

Also, do the Care Bears get the help of the Care Bear cousins?

Absolutely.

Good luck bear worries me. As you accurately note: Is Irish, a drinker and lucky...
He might be the McClane of the Care Bear ranks.

hysterical

*Awaits epic battle*