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Does Lee have Nunchaku, butterfly swords...any of that shit...?

Lee side kicks Leonidas, puts a hole in his shitty shield, then whips his ass with his nunchuks.

He dies before he knew what happened. lol

ok to back this up..

Lee can thrust his fingers through steel cans. (before in the old days, coke cans were made of much thicker steel, not aluminum) Lee's striking speed from 3 feet with hands down at his side reached 1/500th of a second. Leonidas goes down.
Lee is like faster than any of the other martial artists I've seen (Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh, Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris) infact Jaa is slow compared to the rest.. lol

If Lee has his nunchuks, he wins automatically.
If he has a staff or sword, he might get scratched lightly.
If he is barehanded, Leonidas would have a hole in his shield from Lee's 40mph kick, then have his eyes plucked out in 1 second, then finished with a punch to his pathetic sixpack from spartan steroids.

Originally posted by kotorfan
Lee side kicks Leonidas, puts a hole in his shitty shield, then whips his ass with his nunchuks.

He dies before he knew what happened. lol

ok to back this up..

Lee can thrust his fingers through steel cans. (before in the old days, coke cans were made of much thicker steel, not aluminum) Lee's striking speed from 3 feet with hands down at his side reached 1/500th of a second. Leonidas goes down.
Lee is like faster than any of the other martial artists I've seen (Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh, Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris) infact Jaa is slow compared to the rest.. lol

If Lee has his nunchuks, he wins automatically.
If he has a staff or sword, he might get scratched lightly.
If he is barehanded, Leonidas would have a hole in his shield from Lee's 40mph kick, then have his eyes plucked out in 1 second, then finished with a punch to his pathetic sixpack from spartan steroids. You're clearly not the brightest bulb in the knife-drawer.

Leonidas wins.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
You're clearly not the brightest bulb in the knife-drawer.

Leonidas wins.

You might have messed that one up.

You're right, though.

Originally posted by Robtard
You might have messed that one up.

You're right, though. Believe me, it was intentional.

Can Lee use his eye lasers....?

It makes me sad, but Bruce would probably lose.

Which version of Bruce?

HUH?

This is gonna be closed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Which version of Bruce?

Bruce Lee was basically the same guy in every film.

Indeed. One can only define Lee's character in any given film, in terms of which relatives of his have been killed by the big boss of the flick.

Lee in Enter the Dragon, for example= "Dead sister man"

Well if this is Lee from Enter the Dragon, Leonidas wins. How's Lee gonna get around the shield?

With two butterfly swords.

LULZ.

Leonidas kicks Lee into the bottomless pit thingie after saying, "This is Sparta."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indeed. One can only define Lee's character in any given film, in terms of which relatives of his have been killed by the big boss of the flick.

Lee in Enter the Dragon, for example= "Dead sister man" What about the "Promise to Mother" version?

Yeah Lee in Enter the dragon is therefore "Deadsistered, maternally obliged Lee".

Originally posted by dadudemon
LULZ.

Leonidas kicks Lee into the bottomless pit thingie after saying, "This is Sparta."

If Lee doesnt kick Leonidas down the same pit after saying nothing at all while Leonidas is making his Sparta speech, of course.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah Lee in Enter the dragon is therefore "Deadsistered, maternally obliged Lee". Dude that shits funny crylaugh

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If Lee doesnt kick Leonidas down the same pit after saying nothing at all while Leonidas is making his Sparta speech, of course.

Dude, I'm just joking.


Lee would own Leonidas, bare fisted.

Ahhhhh. My apologies.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhh. My apologies.



Sometimes, going for the obvious loser makes for some fun.

It does.

You know, I'm not entirely convinced Lee's movie feats could defeat a fully armed Leonidas. Leo be fully protected from helm, shield and grieves, he also has a serious reach advantage with the spear.

Put 100 Enter the Dragon, 100 Game of Death and 100 Chinese Connection Lee's in the Thermopylae pass and those Persians are destroying them in the first round, the Asexual King won't even have to pull up his Immortals, let alone bomb tossers, Shaka Zulus, Gigantic elephants or battle rhinos.

While Leonidas with gear would do fairly well to great in any of Lee's battles on film.

You see, I'm just not convinced of Lee's awesomeness when he's not fighting Filipino extras pretending to be Chinese gangsters or blind Negroes.

Lee fought Kunta?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lee fought Kunta?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Originally posted by Robtard
You know, I'm not entirely convinced Lee's movie feats could defeat a fully armed Leonidas. Leo be fully protected from helm, shield and grieves, he also has a serious reach advantage with the spear.

Put 100 Enter the Dragon, 100 Game of Death and 100 Chinese Connection Lee's in the Thermopylae pass and those Persians are destroying them in the first round, the Asexual King won't even have to pull up his Immortals, let alone bomb tossers, Shaka Zulus, Gigantic elephants or battle rhinos.

While Leonidas with gear would do fairly well to great in any of Lee's battles on film.

You see, I'm just not convinced of Lee's awesomeness when he's not fighting Filipino extras pretending to be Chinese gangsters or blind Negroes.

Good points.

In all honesty, ive only seen 300 the once. I thought it overhyped.
(More of a movie for the ladies and RJ)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Good points.

In all honesty, ive only seen 300 the once. I thought it overhyped.
(More of a movie for the ladies and RJ) Actually, I thought the coolest looking guys were the Immortals.

Yeah right

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Actually, I thought the coolest looking guys were the Immortals.

But the Spartans and their oiled up bodies made you pitch the biggest of tents.

Mhm. That's why I am with a gorgeous WOMAN, and not a man.

Transporter3 style.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. That's why I am with a gorgeous WOMAN, and not a man.

You SAY you are.
But we all know you are shacked up with a 43 year old chartered accountant called Bruce.



























































Cant spell "Woman" without "man", man.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You SAY you are.
But we all know you are shacked up with a 43 year old chartered accountant called Bruce.



























































Cant spell "Woman" without "man", man. Hmm...Then that week I spent in Trinidad with her must have been a hallucination. Must be a ghost who I am planning a week in Tobago with in July.

Ghosts need tans too, huh...?

She's a native, bro. Do the math.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hmm...Then that week I spent in Trinidad with her must have been a hallucination. Must be a ghost who I am planning a week in Tobago with in July.

You're a good son, taking mother on vacations with you. Bravo.

There was no way for me to have extrapolated that from the mere mentioning of the holiday.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a good son, taking mother on vacations with you. Bravo.

ROFL hysterical

haermm Jackass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She's a native, bro. Do the math.

http://www.convictcreations.com/animals/images/feeding.jpg

LOL

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Jackass.

Originally posted by Robtard
http://www.convictcreations.com/animals/images/feeding.jpg .............................................Your wife?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
.............................................Your wife?

Na, I married Nazi, blond hair, blue eyes.

The best kind of Nazi.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, I married Nazi, blond hair, blue eyes. Bardock?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bardock?

He's brown haired and dark-eyed, iirc. (<--- and I always do)

No he originally was blond/blue eyed, but those cybernetic poop-enhancers worked well..and have darkened his appearance.

Bruce Lee is not a movie character.


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