Ode to Nephthys

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~:Mr.Anderson:~
Inspired to gideon and faunus's odes of so long ago. because i just now found someone i truly hate enough to do this too.

O poor Nephthys;
I wish you would get colitis.
We know its you we hate,
you spam and we berate.
You troll and exasperate
when you fail to debate.
You post fail pictures of anime
which are homo in every way,
now why do you go and act so gay?
O *** nephthtys.

I wish that gideon or faunus
or my freind red nemisis
would rape you in your ass.
When will you stop been such a noob?
Some people make you want to take a tube;
and shove it where it where it doesn't fit.
Stop posting already you piece of shit.
O stupid nephthys.

Your name is pretty hard to spell,
One more reason i want you to rot in hell
when you say it it sounds confused
where the genders are concerned.
you bzz when i talk
you waddle when you walk
all girls want to stalk
someone else.

Somebody wants to kill you
and all of your family
your additude isn't funny
you really want to get with me
i wish you would mature
old enough to buy some beer
or maybe even learn to speak
with out posting anime that reeks
or posting thought out dialouges
between yourself and someone else
so they can think how much that sucked
and you can look just like a moron.

You used to be darth exodus
not this stupid idiot cuss
no wait you were still a idiot nubfag dipshit before
you got avvies of a maplestory whore.



Thank you..
Thank you..

Nephthys
Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzz


(I'm quite flattered though)

~:Mr.Anderson:~
Originally posted by Nephthys
Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzz


(I'm quite flattered though) 'twas alot of work. quadruple rhyme in the first stanza, bitches.

Nephthys
Well if you wanted to show that you cared, flowers are less strainious. Plus they are really good for a rooms ambiance.

This won't guilt me into sex though, I don't care how much effort you put in.

Plus - Bzzzzz Bzzzzz

~:Mr.Anderson:~
No sex? guess i will have to try--
wait a minute...
http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg
i see what you did there...

Nephthys
You See Nothing!!!

http://www.greatguy.com/Blind_man.jpg
=U

I still hate you by the way, C0cksauce.

~:Mr.Anderson:~
Originally posted by Nephthys
You See Nothing!!!

http://www.greatguy.com/Blind_man.jpg
=U

I still hate you by the way, C0cksauce. and i loathe you...

Nephthys
Why? I have no negative attributes that could reasonably cause hatred in a person. Unless it's because I called you scum, and that was only because you're a racist, homophobic piece of shit. Heck, you laughed and profiled it.

Seriously though, do you really see yourself as being morally superior to myself?

Hmmm, maybe your hatred stems from me reminding you that you're not...... mmm

~:Mr.Anderson:~
Originally posted by Nephthys
Why? I have no negative attributes that could reasonably cause hatred in a person. Unless it's because I called you scum, and that was only because you're a racist, homophobic piece of shit. Heck, you laughed and profiled it.

Seriously though, do you really see yourself as being morally superior to myself?

Hmmm, maybe your hatred stems from me reminding you that you're not...... mmm no, no, and no.

i actually liked being called scum, admiral piett.

Nephthys
Wow, a great comeback. You should do standup. Asshat.

Nephthys
Thats right, run away loser. Its good that you don't dare face me in combat, as I would kill you, 'nubfag'

~:Mr.Anderson:~
lolwut? i was off participating in the real life you don't have!

ares834
This whole thread is pathetic...

Red Nemesis
falso

~:Mr.Anderson:~
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
falso
you just like the raping in the ass bit.

Red Nemesis
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
you just like the raping in the ass bit.

That's clearly cierto.

G1Tiga
Wow.....Adams sure gets a lot of hate around these parts doesn't he. from a guy who actually knows the bastard the song is fairly accurate and, may i say, very well written. smile

Eminence
Uh oh. RLI alert.

Nephthys
**** you Norris! Stop messing with my personal life and trying to get in my pants! No means no!

And errrr, that isn't my real name, thats just my.........errr , so yeah..... don't you look foolish.

Red Nemesis
rli=real life interaction? rationing lifeboats interdiction?

What man?!?!?!?

Nephthys
Real life identity.

Which it isn't!!!!

Edit: Wait I've got it!! That guy must be a nebaris sock! Yes, it all makes sense now, we all know how much Neb likes to mess around, so it must be him, right?

Eminence
Real Life Intrusion.

You guys were on the ball, though.

Slash_KMC
Originally posted by Eminence
Real Life Intrusion.

Just about to say that ...

Gideon
Originally posted by Eminence
You guys were on the ball, though.

What a coincidence... your mom was on mine last night. shifty

Darth Truculent
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

Eminence
Don't be that guy.

Hewhoknowsall
This proves that Mr. Anderson is secretly an alien:

Nephthys will get angry and not go to work/school anymore.

He will then lose all of his money and turn to a life of crime.

People will realize that it's because of the internet so they ban all computers and other electronics.

So that when the aliens invade we can't communicate AND WE ALL DIE!!!!!!!


(sorry if this offended you Nephthys, this isn't directed towards you...)

Slash_KMC
Whatever happened to that happy little puppet called, Knightfall?

Eminence
Mr. Anderson.

Nephthys
Oh No



I like to think that he got some new shoes. Very Sturdy ones.

G1Tiga
Wow...didn't mean to start this...i only wanted some English notes for my exam, and and by the way Joshua Cosmo Zebedee Adams (to everyone else i'm not taking the mick that's 100% true, it was on his exam results) i will intrude wherever is necessary.

Nephthys
You Bastard.

And its Partridge Adams r-tard.

Also.



Lol, thats what he said....

To your mum!

Eminence
Originally posted by G1Tiga
Wow...didn't mean to start this...i only wanted some English notes for my exam, and and by the way Joshua Cosmo Zebedee Adams (to everyone else i'm not taking the mick that's 100% true, it was on his exam results) i will intrude wherever is necessary. You're creepy.

Janus Marius
Originally posted by Gideon
What a coincidence... your mom was on mine last night. shifty

Escape = uniballer?

Nephthys
And you're sexy!

G1Tiga
Sorry if i came across that way, anyway i'll never come here again anyway, i just really needed some extra notes, Laters.

Gideon
Originally posted by Janus Marius
Escape = uniballer?

You're a bastard. shifty

Red Nemesis
Correction:

Your a bastard.

Come on Gideon. You've been slipping.

Nephthys
Ha Ha, no Nemesis, it is 'you're a bastard'. You are a bastard, get it? You are the one whose slipping my friend.

Red Nemesis
Ha ha, no Nephthys, it is 'your a bastard.' Your a bastard, get it? Your the one who's slipping my friend.


Do you see how that works?

Janus Marius
Originally posted by Gideon
You're a bastard. shifty

I don't have to know my parentage to have a pair swinging, Cyclops.

*Random creek freeze*

Hewhoknowsall
LOL this isn't closed yet...

Janus Marius
What we need is moar drama.

Revan and Kun would own Sidious. Discuss!

http://i43.tinypic.com/2e302vc.gif

mattatom
Oh Janus go freeze a creek and leave us in Peace!

Janus Marius
Do not take the idea of creek freezing in vain.

mattatom
I'm not I know it's power! It has the power, to..to.. freeze creeks!

Janus Marius
This IS power. Now you understand the true meaning of terror.

Freshwater fish everywhere are totally boned.

mattatom
Do you actually know the temparature that he freezes creeks at if its low enough saltwater fish are doomed too!

Janus Marius
It's absolute zero. Rock bottom. Plo's power is absolute.

Gideon
Originally posted by Janus Marius
I don't have to know my parentage to have a pair swinging, Cyclops.

*Random creek freeze*

You're still a bastard. haermm

mattatom
Originally posted by Janus Marius
It's absolute zero. Rock bottom. Plo's power is absolute.
Oh sh!t.
Originally posted by Gideon
You're still a bastard. haermm
Your meant to be Retired!

Janus Marius
Originally posted by Gideon
You're still a bastard. haermm

http://i40.tinypic.com/yo083.jpg

Red Nemesis
Originally posted by Gideon
You're still a bastard. haermm

Gideon! mad

Your still a bastard.


We've been over this.

Gideon
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
We've been over this.

We've been over this, indeed.

...

If "this" means your mom... shifty

Red Nemesis
See, now that wasn't even good.

thumb down

Gideon
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
See, now that wasn't even good.

thumb down

That's what she said. shifty

Eminence
Gideon
Not your best.I'm bringing it now.

Gideon
Originally posted by Eminence
I'm bringing it now.

That's what your mom said.

Eminence
This is untrue.

Red Nemesis
Originally posted by Eminence
This is untrue.

laughing

Captain REX
Is this supposed to be some sort of prank? I want someone to explain to me before I close.

Nephthys
Anderson is a douchebag, I informed him he was a douchebag (the actual word used was 'scum'), he got pissy and made this thread becuase he's a total douche.

Now you can close the thread.

mattatom
That summed it up pretty nicely. However why didn't you ask that before REX when you first read the OP?

Captain REX
Just wanted to confirm.

Warning to Anderson, closed.

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