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When's the last time you had sex that you regretted?

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The only two times I've had sex I've regretted it. mmm

A couple months ago.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
A couple months ago. you weren't so great yourself mhm

biggest mistake of my life was sleeping with you, never again!

Originally posted by the.kenzo
A couple months ago. I hear it wasn't very satisfying either...well, from one party anyways.

almost everytime. they usually take something and return it with something i definatly dont want. case in point, took all my comics, action figures and video games...gave me a large debt on my credit card. most recent, took my money...gave me chlamydia.

Originally posted by CATMANEXE
almost everytime. they usually take something and return it with something i definatly dont want. case in point, took all my comics, action figures and video games...gave me a large debt on my credit card. most recent, took my money...gave me chlamydia. Well, they say love is a give and take.

Originally posted by CATMANEXE
almost everytime. they usually take something and return it with something i definatly dont want. case in point, took all my comics, action figures and video games...gave me a large debt on my credit card. most recent, took my money...gave me chlamydia.
Wait, wut?

Originally posted by CATMANEXE
almost everytime. they usually take something and return it with something i definatly dont want. case in point, took all my comics, action figures and video games...gave me a large debt on my credit card. most recent, took my money...gave me chlamydia.

I was like like "", but then I lol'd.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
The only two times I've had sex I've regretted it. mmm

But you said I was good!

Originally posted by the.kenzo
A couple months ago.

at least you came.

was more than what I got.

yawn

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
When's the last time you had sex that you regretted?

http://christophercummings.com/images/comics/crystar1/crystar1-4.jpg have you even had sex?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
at least you came.

was more than what I got.

yawn AIDS?

Originally posted by the.kenzo
A couple months ago.




Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
at least you came.

was more than what I got.

yawn You guys chill, man. Just saying.

Would be funny if she was pregs

There seems to be a knife in the 'sex' picture so I dunno what kinda sex that is but I ain't doing it

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Would be funny if she was pregs Oh SHIT crylaugh Dude that was so ******* ish I choked on my soda.

losers

Originally posted by Mairuzu
losers Naw, they just need to let go of the past. But hey what do I know, I was a bit of a shit last time I got dumped.

I regretted the sex because the relationship didn't last...I'm not the one bashing. kthxbai

i think its funny and the bashing should continue, it helps them both grow further apart from eachother, which may be healthy

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Would be funny if she was pregs I'd see the humor.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
I regretted the sex because the relationship didn't last...I'm not the one bashing. kthxbai I like your pants......take off your pants.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Naw, they just need to let go of the past. But hey what do I know, I was a bit of a shit last time I got dumped.

My past is let go. I'm happy with my present and what I see in the future.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
My past is let go. I'm happy with my present and what I see in the future. Lose the pants *****.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lose the pants *****.

Not for you.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Not for you. haermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
have you even had sex?

Yes. Why?

how was it? did she twitch? get the domie?

does this include the hand?

I once slept with a 48 year old fat hooker. It was horrible. She tried to ride me but she was to fat and i felt to bad to tell her that she wasn't doing anything other than crushing me. So, i just sat there for about ten minutes as she tried to...,you know. Yeah, i regret that. At least i didn't have to pay for it.

she tried to .................what ?

Originally posted by GCG
she tried to .................what ?

Ride him, cowgirl style.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Ride him, cowgirl style.

that it ? man, i have a sick mind

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I once slept with a 48 year old fat hooker. It was horrible. She tried to ride me but she was to fat and i felt to bad to tell her that she wasn't doing anything other than crushing me. So, i just sat there for about ten minutes as she tried to...,you know. Yeah, i regret that. At least i didn't have to pay for it.

You're joking....right?


Please say you are.

Originally posted by GCG
that it ? man, i have a sick mind

Explain.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're joking....right?


Please say you are.

Never had regretful sex.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Explain.

well, if he was feeling bad, unless he had viagra, he didnt get morning wood, so i was imagining ways she was tryng to get him to have a hard on.............dunno: golden shower, erotic asphixiation..

Originally posted by GCG
well, if he was feeling bad, unless he had viagra, he didnt get morning wood, so i was imagining ways she was tryng to get him to have a hard on.............dunno: golden shower, erotic asphixiation..

crylaugh

With some scat play.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Naw, they just need to let go of the past. But hey what do I know, I was a bit of a shit last time I got dumped.

cant speak for anyone else, but im not deeply affected by mine, in fact its funny in a way now. i just shared an experiance as the thread suggested to do.

as for the rest laughing it up here, its kinda obvious that they need to do so out of insecurity because they either havent had a sexual experiance (one that rates anyways), or have one that they feel so embarassed about that they cant share. i myself am comfortable
and dont have the kind of ego problems were im fine discussing anything and everything openly.

trolls.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
have you even had sex?

^ Closet virgin.

Damn, took your action figures? haermm

Originally posted by Genesis
^ Closet virgin. you knew 131

care to take care of that?

A couple times. But I went back the next day and did it again. She was a friend, and things got weird. "**** Buddies" with a friiend doesnt work. Take it from me.

The sex was great. I'd still f*ck her again, and probably will.

Originally posted by Kostabot
A couple times. But I went back the next day and did it again. She was a friend, and things got weird. "**** Buddies" with a friiend doesnt work. Take it from me.

The sex was great. I'd still f*ck her again, and probably will. Been there, lost a great friend years ago after we had sex.

We're still friends. There's just that whole "Ive seen you naked, and done things to you" mood lingering in the air anytime we hang out. Weird, in both a good and a bad way. Hard to explain.

I have the option of this **** buddy ness.. well 2 options really and I have been cautious about accepting the offers for that exact reason..

they are both great friends and I wouldn't want things to get weird between us. mmm

but it's nice to know the options are there if I need them haermm

Originally posted by Kostabot
We're still friends. There's just that whole "Ive seen you naked, and done things to you" mood lingering in the air anytime we hang out. Weird, in both a good and a bad way. Hard to explain. Thats exactly what we felt, I could handle it, she couldnt, her new BF was a dick, yada.

Never had regretful sex. w00t

I would never regret sex.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
at least you came.

was more than what I got.

yawn

see to be fair. like 95% of the time it's only the guy who cums...just so you don't feel robbed in anyway. Ken's just conforming.

95%?

well 100% from my experience, shifty those B!tchez gotta earn that shizzle. I'm in it for me, not them.

Kidding. Maybe.


Gambit sucks ass.(in the comics, I thought he was cool in the movie though)

Originally posted by Dyno
well 100% from my experience, shifty those B!tchez gotta earn that shizzle. I'm in it for me, not them.

Kidding. Maybe.


Gambit sucks ass.(in the comics, I thought he was cool in the movie though) Yeah but he wears a cool hat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah but he wears a cool hat.

That's true.

Originally posted by Dyno
well 100% from my experience, shifty those B!tchez gotta earn that shizzle. I'm in it for me, not them.

Kidding. Maybe.


Gambit sucks ass.(in the comics, I thought he was cool in the movie though) No surprise there.

Uh oh.......Forum wars.

It never ends here. Never.

Originally posted by Dyno
see to be fair. like 95% of the time it's only the guy who cums...just so you don't feel robbed in anyway. Ken's just conforming.

I'm in the other 5% then. Nothing turns me on more than my partner getting theirs.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm in the other 5% then. Nothing turns me on more than my partner getting theirs.

Damn straight. I make sure they come first, in fact. Otherwise half the satisfaction isn't there for me. What can make you feel sexually capable than pleasing the other person to the fullest. Otherwise you might as well go rub one out yourself.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you knew 131

care to take care of that?

Anything under five hundred pounds that smells like a rotting fish is out of the question. Sorry, Mariuzu. You're going to have to find someone else to scrub the algae off of your ...


Patio.

Originally posted by Kostabot
Damn straight. I make sure they come first, in fact. Otherwise half the satisfaction isn't there for me. What can make you feel sexually capable than pleasing the other person to the fullest. Otherwise you might as well go rub one out yourself.

I'd like to place an order for 1 Kostabot please. haermm

He's just saying that. Trust me, it doesn't mean anything.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm in the other 5% then. Nothing turns me on more than my partner getting theirs. I can vouch for this.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have the option of this **** buddy ness.. well 2 options really and I have been cautious about accepting the offers for that exact reason..

they are both great friends and I wouldn't want things to get weird between us. mmm

but it's nice to know the options are there if I need them haermm great, now you're a hoe

Originally posted by Dyno
see to be fair. like 95% of the time it's only the guy who cums...just so you don't feel robbed in anyway. Ken's just conforming. hahahahaha, nah, you just fail 131

Originally posted by Genesis
Anything under five hundred pounds that smells like a rotting fish is out of the question. Sorry, Mariuzu. You're going to have to find someone else to scrub the algae off of your ...


Patio.

k

Originally posted by Mairuzu
great, now you're a hoe

If I was a hoe I would of ****ed one or both of them already aweroll

for show

Originally posted by Scythe
Never had regretful sex.




Also, this thread makes me laff.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Also, this thread makes me laff.

Good. It was pretty much an excuse to use this picture. I love it so.

Piggle is a garden utensil?

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Yes. Why?
Hahahahahaha!

I had regretful sex with Slay, and I don't regret it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I had regretful sex with Slay, and I don't regret it.
It was only regretable because your parents disowned you after finding out about us, and I had tapped your fat greasy ass for nothing.

That, and your a man, and you're fat and greasy.

Edit: Did I mention how fat and greasy you are?

I thought Bardock was German.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have the option of this **** buddy ness.. well 2 options really and I have been cautious about accepting the offers for that exact reason..

they are both great friends and I wouldn't want things to get weird between us. mmm

but it's nice to know the options are there if I need them haermm

i'm not into the whole pleasure buddy system either. i prefer to keep my numbers low.

i honestly can't say i've had regretful sex. i've never had sex with someone i wasn't in a relationship with, and the relationships i've been in meant something to me at the time i was in them.

Originally posted by Slay
Hahahahahaha!

Ok...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can vouch for this.

Hahhahhaa, good one.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hahhahhaa, good one. Thats what I said.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hahhahhaa, good one.


I tooootally missed that one.


RJ, you sneaky perverted bastard.

Sad is more more like it

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Sad is more more like it Aw, someone need a time out? Hmm?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aw, someone need a time out? Hmm?


He's just jealous because you've been chatting it up with hot babes, all day.

Originally posted by dadudemon
He's just jealous because you've been chatting it up with hot babes, all day. hot BABE, singular she lurves me

I had a one night stand with a women who was 27 at the time, and i was 20. Initially i didn't feel regret after sex, but then the next day she's apparently 'in love with me.' Then as sudden as she tells me this, she's already discussing the wedding then kids!? - i had a classic 'bunny boiler' situation on my hands, and i actually found out later that she had a history of depression and suicidal thoughts. It took me 3-4 months to get shot of her

I had a fling with a 45 year old when I was 20.......no regrets haermm

Originally posted by mitchum
I would never regret sex.


I guess it's better than not getting laid, even better than being a virgin...

..................Oh.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
The only two times I've had sex I've regretted it. mmm

Ax3l cumming twice only counts as the one time, no matter how quick they are between each other. crackers

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
The only two times I've had sex I've regretted it. mmm
Originally posted by Kram3r
Ax3l cumming twice only counts as the one time, no matter how quick they are between each other. crackers

laughcry

crylaugh

Originally posted by Kram3r
Ax3l cumming twice only counts as the one time, no matter how quick they are between each other. crackers

You don't know what it was like! You weren't there! uhuh

Edit: You should have been. flirt

Are you sure about that? awecreep

None got pregs, no regrets

Originally posted by Mairuzu
None got pregs, no regrets

Or they didn't tell you.

shock_erm