Regretful Sex
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Mr. Rhythmic
When's the last time you had sex that you regretted?
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AbnormalButSane
The only two times I've had sex I've regretted it. mmm
the.kenzo
A couple months ago.
kodak
Originally posted by the.kenzo
A couple months ago. you weren't so great yourself mhm
biggest mistake of my life was sleeping with you, never again!
Bardock42
Originally posted by the.kenzo
A couple months ago. I hear it wasn't very satisfying either...well, from one party anyways.
CATMANEXE
almost everytime. they usually take something and return it with something i definatly dont want. case in point, took all my comics, action figures and video games...gave me a large debt on my credit card. most recent, took my money...gave me chlamydia.
Bardock42
Originally posted by CATMANEXE
almost everytime. they usually take something and return it with something i definatly dont want. case in point, took all my comics, action figures and video games...gave me a large debt on my credit card. most recent, took my money...gave me chlamydia. Well, they say love is a give and take.
Röland
Originally posted by CATMANEXE
almost everytime. they usually take something and return it with something i definatly dont want. case in point, took all my comics, action figures and video games...gave me a large debt on my credit card. most recent, took my money...gave me chlamydia.
Wait, wut?
the.kenzo
Originally posted by CATMANEXE
almost everytime. they usually take something and return it with something i definatly dont want. case in point, took all my comics, action figures and video games...gave me a large debt on my credit card. most recent, took my money...gave me chlamydia.
I was like like "
", but then I lol'd.
Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
The only two times I've had sex I've regretted it. mmm
But you said I was good!
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by the.kenzo
A couple months ago.
at least you came.
was more than what I got.
yawn
Mairuzu
Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
When's the last time you had sex that you regretted?
http://christophercummings.com/images/comics/crystar1/crystar1-4.jpg have you even had sex?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
at least you came.
was more than what I got.
yawn AIDS?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the.kenzo
A couple months ago.
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
at least you came.
was more than what I got.
yawn You guys chill, man. Just saying.
Mairuzu
Would be funny if she was pregs
steverules_2
There seems to be a knife in the 'sex' picture so I dunno what kinda sex that is but I ain't doing it
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Would be funny if she was pregs Oh SHIT crylaugh Dude that was so ******* ish I choked on my soda.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mairuzu
losers Naw, they just need to let go of the past. But hey what do I know, I was a bit of a shit last time I got dumped.
the.kenzo
I regretted the sex because the relationship didn't last...I'm not the one bashing. kthxbai
Mairuzu
i think its funny and the bashing should continue, it helps them both grow further apart from eachother, which may be healthy
Bardock42
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Would be funny if she was pregs I'd see the humor.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the.kenzo
I regretted the sex because the relationship didn't last...I'm not the one bashing. kthxbai I like your pants......take off your pants.
the.kenzo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Naw, they just need to let go of the past. But hey what do I know, I was a bit of a shit last time I got dumped.
My past is let go. I'm happy with my present and what I see in the future.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the.kenzo
My past is let go. I'm happy with my present and what I see in the future. Lose the pants *****.
the.kenzo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lose the pants *****.
Not for you.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Not for you. haermm
Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Mairuzu
have you even had sex?
Yes. Why?
Mairuzu
how was it? did she twitch? get the domie?
GCG
does this include the hand?
jinXed by JaNx
I once slept with a 48 year old fat hooker. It was horrible. She tried to ride me but she was to fat and i felt to bad to tell her that she wasn't doing anything other than crushing me. So, i just sat there for about ten minutes as she tried to...,you know. Yeah, i regret that. At least i didn't have to pay for it.
GCG
she tried to .................what ?
the.kenzo
Originally posted by GCG
she tried to .................what ?
Ride him, cowgirl style.
GCG
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Ride him, cowgirl style.
that it ? man, i have a sick mind
dadudemon
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I once slept with a 48 year old fat hooker. It was horrible. She tried to ride me but she was to fat and i felt to bad to tell her that she wasn't doing anything other than crushing me. So, i just sat there for about ten minutes as she tried to...,you know. Yeah, i regret that. At least i didn't have to pay for it.
You're joking....right?
Please say you are.
the.kenzo
Originally posted by GCG
that it ? man, i have a sick mind
Explain.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
You're joking....right?
Please say you are.
Scythe
Never had regretful sex.
GCG
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Explain.
well, if he was feeling bad, unless he had viagra, he didnt get morning wood, so i was imagining ways she was tryng to get him to have a hard on.............dunno: golden shower, erotic asphixiation..
the.kenzo
Originally posted by GCG
well, if he was feeling bad, unless he had viagra, he didnt get morning wood, so i was imagining ways she was tryng to get him to have a hard on.............dunno: golden shower, erotic asphixiation..
crylaugh
With some scat play.
CATMANEXE
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Naw, they just need to let go of the past. But hey what do I know, I was a bit of a shit last time I got dumped.
cant speak for anyone else, but im not deeply affected by mine, in fact its funny in a way now. i just shared an experiance as the thread suggested to do.
as for the rest laughing it up here, its kinda obvious that they need to do so out of insecurity because they either havent had a sexual experiance (one that rates anyways), or have one that they feel so embarassed about that they cant share. i myself am comfortable
and dont have the kind of ego problems were im fine discussing anything and everything openly.
trolls.
Genesis
Originally posted by Mairuzu
have you even had sex?
^ Closet virgin.
Rogue Jedi
Damn, took your action figures? haermm
Mairuzu
Originally posted by Genesis
^ Closet virgin. you knew 131
care to take care of that?
Kostabot
A couple times. But I went back the next day and did it again. She was a friend, and things got weird. "**** Buddies" with a friiend doesnt work. Take it from me.
The sex was great. I'd still f*ck her again, and probably will.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kostabot
A couple times. But I went back the next day and did it again. She was a friend, and things got weird. "**** Buddies" with a friiend doesnt work. Take it from me.
The sex was great. I'd still f*ck her again, and probably will.
Been there, lost a great friend years ago after we had sex.
Kostabot
We're still friends. There's just that whole "Ive seen you naked, and done things to you" mood lingering in the air anytime we hang out. Weird, in both a good and a bad way. Hard to explain.
Piggle Humsy
I have the option of this **** buddy ness.. well 2 options really and I have been cautious about accepting the offers for that exact reason..
they are both great friends and I wouldn't want things to get weird between us. mmm
but it's nice to know the options are there if I need them haermm
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kostabot
We're still friends. There's just that whole "Ive seen you naked, and done things to you" mood lingering in the air anytime we hang out. Weird, in both a good and a bad way. Hard to explain. Thats exactly what we felt, I could handle it, she couldnt, her new BF was a dick, yada.
The Red
Never had regretful sex. w00t
mitchum
I would never regret sex.
Dyno
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
at least you came.
was more than what I got.
yawn
see to be fair. like 95% of the time it's only the guy who cums...just so you don't feel robbed in anyway. Ken's just conforming.
Dyno
well 100% from my experience, shifty those B!tchez gotta earn that shizzle. I'm in it for me, not them.
Kidding. Maybe.
Gambit sucks ass.(in the comics, I thought he was cool in the movie though)
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dyno
well 100% from my experience, shifty those B!tchez gotta earn that shizzle. I'm in it for me, not them.
Kidding. Maybe.
Gambit sucks ass.(in the comics, I thought he was cool in the movie though) Yeah but he wears a cool hat.
Dyno
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah but he wears a cool hat.
That's true.
mitchum
Originally posted by Dyno
well 100% from my experience, shifty those B!tchez gotta earn that shizzle. I'm in it for me, not them.
Kidding. Maybe.
Gambit sucks ass.(in the comics, I thought he was cool in the movie though) No surprise there.
Rogue Jedi
Uh oh.......Forum wars.
Kostabot
It never ends here. Never.
dadudemon
Originally posted by Dyno
see to be fair. like 95% of the time it's only the guy who cums...just so you don't feel robbed in anyway. Ken's just conforming.
I'm in the other 5% then. Nothing turns me on more than my partner getting theirs.
Kostabot
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm in the other 5% then. Nothing turns me on more than my partner getting theirs.
Damn straight. I make sure they come first, in fact. Otherwise half the satisfaction isn't there for me. What can make you feel sexually capable than pleasing the other person to the fullest. Otherwise you might as well go rub one out yourself.
Genesis
Originally posted by Mairuzu
you knew 131
care to take care of that?
Anything under five hundred pounds that smells like a rotting fish is out of the question. Sorry, Mariuzu. You're going to have to find someone else to scrub the algae off of your ...
Patio.
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Kostabot
Damn straight. I make sure they come first, in fact. Otherwise half the satisfaction isn't there for me. What can make you feel sexually capable than pleasing the other person to the fullest. Otherwise you might as well go rub one out yourself.
I'd like to place an order for 1 Kostabot please. haermm
mitchum
He's just saying that. Trust me, it doesn't mean anything.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm in the other 5% then. Nothing turns me on more than my partner getting theirs.
I can vouch for this.
Mairuzu
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have the option of this **** buddy ness.. well 2 options really and I have been cautious about accepting the offers for that exact reason..
they are both great friends and I wouldn't want things to get weird between us. mmm
but it's nice to know the options are there if I need them haermm great, now you're a hoe
Mairuzu
Originally posted by Dyno
see to be fair. like 95% of the time it's only the guy who cums...just so you don't feel robbed in anyway. Ken's just conforming. hahahahaha, nah, you just fail 131
Originally posted by Genesis
Anything under five hundred pounds that smells like a rotting fish is out of the question. Sorry, Mariuzu. You're going to have to find someone else to scrub the algae off of your ...
Patio.
k
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mairuzu
great, now you're a hoe
If I was a hoe I would of ****ed one or both of them already aweroll
silver_tears
Originally posted by Scythe
Never had regretful sex.
Also, this thread makes me laff.
Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by silver_tears
Also, this thread makes me laff.
Good. It was pretty much an excuse to use this picture. I love it so.
Rogue Jedi
Piggle is a garden utensil?
Slay
Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Yes. Why?
Hahahahahaha!
Bardock42
I had regretful sex with Slay, and I don't regret it.
Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
I had regretful sex with Slay, and I don't regret it.
It was only regretable because your parents disowned you after finding out about us, and I had tapped your fat greasy ass for nothing.
That, and your a man, and you're fat and greasy.
Edit: Did I mention how fat and greasy you are?
Rogue Jedi
I thought Bardock was German.
Fallen
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have the option of this **** buddy ness.. well 2 options really and I have been cautious about accepting the offers for that exact reason..
they are both great friends and I wouldn't want things to get weird between us. mmm
but it's nice to know the options are there if I need them haermm
i'm not into the whole pleasure buddy system either. i prefer to keep my numbers low.
i honestly can't say i've had regretful sex. i've never had sex with someone i wasn't in a relationship with, and the relationships i've been in meant something to me at the time i was in them.
Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Slay
Hahahahahaha!
Ok...?
Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can vouch for this.
Hahhahhaa, good one.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Robtard
Hahhahhaa, good one. Thats what I said.
dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
Hahhahhaa, good one.
I tooootally missed that one.
RJ, you sneaky perverted bastard.
Ahsoka Tano
Sad is more more like it
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Sad is more more like it Aw, someone need a time out? Hmm?
dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Aw, someone need a time out? Hmm?
He's just jealous because you've been chatting it up with hot babes, all day.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
He's just jealous because you've been chatting it up with hot babes, all day. hot BABE, singular
she lurves me
Stun
I had a one night stand with a women who was 27 at the time, and i was 20. Initially i didn't feel regret after sex, but then the next day she's apparently 'in love with me.' Then as sudden as she tells me this, she's already discussing the wedding
then kids!? - i had a classic 'bunny boiler' situation on my hands, and i actually found out later that she had a history of depression and suicidal thoughts. It took me 3-4 months to get shot of her
Rogue Jedi
I had a fling with a 45 year old when I was 20.......no regrets haermm
Dyno
Originally posted by mitchum
I would never regret sex.
I guess it's better than not getting laid, even better than being a virgin...
Rogue Jedi
..................Oh.
Kram3r
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
The only two times I've had sex I've regretted it. mmm
Ax3l cumming twice only counts as the one time, no matter how quick they are between each other. crackers
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
The only two times I've had sex I've regretted it. mmm
Originally posted by Kram3r
Ax3l cumming twice only counts as the one time, no matter how quick they are between each other. crackers
laughcry
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Kram3r
Ax3l cumming twice only counts as the one time, no matter how quick they are between each other. crackers
You don't know what it was like! You weren't there! uhuh
Edit: You should have been. flirt
silver_tears
Are you sure about that? awecreep
Mairuzu
None got pregs, no regrets
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Mairuzu
None got pregs, no regrets
Or they didn't tell you.
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