How do you deal with your annoying mom?

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Nemesis X
Your mother is a pain in the butt, how would you deal with it?

Mairuzu
With the right words you can shut any woman up

Kostabot
Originally posted by Mairuzu
With the right words you can shut any woman up

"One of these days, mum. ONE OF THESE DAYS!"

the.kenzo
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Your mother is a pain in the butt, how would you deal with it?

Tell her to get her ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

gefallen_engel
***** Be Gone!!!!

the.kenzo
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
***** Be Gone!!!!

*As seen on TV

gefallen_engel
Originally posted by the.kenzo
*As seen on TV

hanuts

AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Your mother is a pain in the butt, how would you deal with it?

Do nothing. My mother would punch me in the face.

Ax3l
Originally posted by Mairuzu
With the right words you can shut any woman up Greatest thing I have ever read.

Vinny Valentine
Tell her she's adopted.

Scythe
Nothing, my mom has never been a pain in the ass, nor will she ever, I'm not a fail of a son.

Wei Phoenix
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Your mother is a pain in the butt, how would you deal with it?

Have you tried putting a pain in her butt?

dadudemon
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Tell her to get her ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Tell her she's adopted.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Have you tried putting a pain in her butt?


laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

I laughed so hard reading this thread. Especially Vinny's comment. Oh man.







But, fer real, dude, you've got to tell us what is really going on. I need very specific details and I might be able to help you figure this shit out. I'm great with parents. smile

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Scythe
Nothing, my mom has never been a pain in the ass, nor will she ever, I'm not a fail of a son.

haermm

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Kostabot
"One of these days, mum. ONE OF THESE DAYS!"


"TO THE MOON ALICE!!!"


Nah, at my age i just work with my mother. I just do my best to be as sincere, honest and genuine with my mother. I started doing this at about seventeen and i wish i would have started doing it sooner, but that pesky adolescence restricted me from doing so laughing out loud

Mom's can get annoying though, that's true. Just remember though they arent going to be there forever and they are also a reliable source of cash wink

dadudemon
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Mom's can get annoying though, that's true. Just remember though they arent going to be there forever and they are also a reliable source of cash wink

And food! My mom knows I'm a big boy who is usually hungry so she always showers me with food when I visit. I LOVE IT!

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by dadudemon
And food! My mom knows I'm a big boy who is usually hungry so she always showers me with food when I visit. I LOVE IT!


laughing out loud very true, my friend, very true. My friends go to my moms house for dinner sometimes. I went over to my moms one day and my buddy Pete was there with his girl. I thought he went there looking for me but no, he took his girl to dinner at my moms laughing

I know everything that moms make is good but what is your favorite dish that she cooks for you ?

dadudemon
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
laughing out loud very true, my friend, very true. My friends go to my moms house for dinner sometimes. I went over to my moms one day and my buddy Pete was there with his girl. I thought he went there looking for me but no, he took his girl to dinner at my moms laughing

lulz


That's actually kind of sweet/romantic. I hope your buddy does things nice for your mom to make up for it.

Quincy
My mom makes the best Shepherds Pie

kodak
i dont live with my mom, so i dont have to deal with her at all.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Quincy
My mom makes the best Shepherds Pie Jack shepherd

Strangelove
what a great thread for mother's day weekend.

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Strangelove
what a great thread for mother's day weekend.

laughing

Scarlet Fox
U guys are mean

Impediment
I disown her. My mother is not worth the words I want to type about her.

Rogue Jedi
My Mom doesnt have an obnoxious bone in her body. Except for her BF. Doooooooooooooooh.

Mairuzu
and she smokes weed

Rogue Jedi
yes Too stoned to care.

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by Impediment
I disown her. My mother is not worth the words I want to type about her.

I relate

AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My Mom doesnt have an obnoxious bone in her body. Except for her BF. Doooooooooooooooh.

crylaugh

Naz
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Your mother is a pain in the butt, how would you deal with it?

I leave the house.

Leo.M
My mom isn't really that annoying she bugs me sometimes but only now and then and when she does i just agree with her. She stops bothering me faster when i do. srug

Genesis
Originally posted by Mairuzu
With the right words you can shut any woman up

If you ever met my mother, you perspective on that statement would change faster than your jaw would hit the floor.

GCG
stick a sock in her mouth

Slay
First I argue, then I realise that I don't live with her anymore, then I leave. Or hang up the phone. Mostly the latter.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
crylaugh big grin

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Genesis
If you ever met my mother, you perspective on that statement would change faster than your jaw would hit the floor. guess ill have to use my penis for that hoe

Ultimate Wil
Ignoring what she says

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Your mother is a pain in the butt, how would you deal with it?

i moved out...srug

Ultimate Wil
big grin

Quincy
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Jack shepherd

HAH!



Jack Shepherd's Pie.



mhmm

Nemesis X
I'd just go to my room, and raise the volume on my TV so I don't hear her.

Rogue Jedi
Hang up the phone.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Your mother is a pain in the butt, how would you deal with it?


Steal her debit card number and order a bunch of shit offline. That'll teach her.

either that or attempt suicide and then tell the Dr's that your mother physically and emotionally abuses you. So much so you'd rather die than put up with her.

steverules_2
Show her a new trick you learnt with the back of your hand...

overlord
I don't

she deals with me

Rogue Jedi
Hide her weed.

overlord
my mum prefers hasj

but no drug talk aight, lets not make the kiddies interested

I've suffered from a lot of mental illnesses because of it :P

mikeydude
bummer. my mom was cool after she found out i smoked.

chiaki
***** be gone!

Nah...my mom is pretty cool. Never been annoying or nagging

Mairuzu
Just tell her you were molested when you were younger and yell at her for not being there to stop it.

Dorian Belmont
go to my friends house and get massively drunk / stoned no expression

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Your mother is a pain in the butt, how would you deal with it?

Cry.

Dorian Belmont
^ punk

Ugly Casanova
You'll always be annoyed by your mother when living at home. A year or two in to moving out, you'll realise that all that annoying stuff was for a reason. Still, when you go back for a week or so and she starts doing it again, that can get annoying.

pgdarth95
id ask her what was the problem.

mom:"nag,nag,nag."
me: whats up mom?
mom:i found your dad sleeping with my sister.
me: that sounds like a personal problem, not my for-te.

mikeydude
wow.

LanceWindu
Uh....huh

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
^ punk

Who's the punk: The punk or the punk calling the punk a punk?

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