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-Conan has his sword but has 1 hand tied behind his back.

-Dar has his sword, boomerang blade thing and the aide of his animal friends which are: 2 ferrets, an eagle and a panther.

-battle takes place on a open dirt battleground.

Conan is strong enough to turn the Wheel of Pain alone and can punch-out a camel, one arm is all he needs to swing his sword and make short-work of Dar and the animal kingdom.

He also held aloft a gigantic stone door in the shit 'Conan The Destroyer' movie, Wilt helped him a bit, but the lazy negro was only half-way trying with one arm.

Um, while Conan is engaged with the panther, Dar steps in and skewers him.

Um, no. Conan has handled multiple opponents, easily too. That panther will be dead in one hit, the hawk in a bite and Conan can crush the ferrets between his butt-cheeks. Dar has nothing here, his acting was even worse than Arnold's.

Dar is not a match for Conan

He has one hand, Rob. One hand. With one hand, Conan is WAY gimped here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Um, while Conan is engaged with the panther, Dar steps in and skewers him.

Stab panther then stab Dar.

But hows he gonna fend off Dar, the panther and the hawk at the same time?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He has one hand, Rob. One hand. With one hand, Conan is WAY gimped here.

Not gimped enough.

His hits will be a bit weaker due to him not being able to dual-hand wield his blade, but they're still strong enough to evicerate Dar and his zoo friends, easily.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But hows he gonna fend off Dar, the panther and the hawk at the same time?

Kicks the panther in the chin, putting in out/down for a bit, bites the hawk; spits it at Dar, while Dar is fumbling about with his dead bird, he moves in and cuts Dar from adam's apple to arsehole. /the end

Originally posted by Robtard
Kicks the panther in the chin, putting in out/down for a bit, bites the hawk; spits it at Dar, while Dar is fagging about with his dead bird, he moves in and cuts Dar from adam's apple to *******. /the end Then jumps in McClanes SUV and heads to the local pub for miller time?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then jumps in McClanes SUV and heads to the local pub for miller time?

Possible, but Conan wouldn't drink a piss-beer like Miller. He's drink a Guinness.

BTW, what I said was all based off Conan's movie feats:

Kicking Panther = Punching Camel out
Biting Hawk = Biting Vulture while cricified on the Tree of Woe
Gutting Dar = He gutted several opponents in the films, many at the same time.

Originally posted by Robtard
Possible, but Conan wouldn't drink a piss-beer like Miller. He's drink a Guinness.

BTW, what I said was all based off Conan's movie feats:

Kicking Panther = Punching Camel out
Biting Hawk = Biting Vulture while cricified on the Tree of Woe
Gutting Dar = He gutted several opponents in the films, many at the same time. Yes, but he did all these feats while having both hands free. AND you are forgetting Dar is quite skilled with sword.

Like I said, he could(and has) easily do all I mentioned with just one hand on the sword.

Dar was okay, at best. Compare his enemies to the ones Conan took out, they're shmucks.

Conan is only gimped if he has both hands and one leg tied up.

Dar is no match here, even with a tiger. Ferrets and a bird? Puh-leeze.

Let's not forget, Dar has got that blade boomerang thing that he's pretty good with. It might help him cause it'll give him distance to do some damage, then go in for the kill.

Na.

In this scenario, Dar would win.

Yeah he would. One arm haermm

Originally posted by celestialdemon
In this scenario, Dar would win.

Na, there's nothing Dar and his animal planet friends are bringing that Conan hasn't taken down before, certainly five-six armoured and armed warriors are more of a obstacle than Dar, a cat, a pigeon and two rats. One-arm ort no.