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I was watching Underworld: Evolution the other day and thought Marcus fighting the Creeper (especially as portrayed in JC2) would be a great match-up.

As I see it, the Creeper is stronger and has greater regenerative ability, but Marcus has those powerful, weapon-capable wings in addition to his own measure of strength and durability.

All in all, I still see the Creeper winning, if barely.

Marcus rips the Creeper's head off and plays soccer with it for the next 23 days.

Good scene for the next Scary Movie.

Anyway, the Creeper had half his head taken off and it didn't seem to slow him much. I don't think Marcus would fare as well.

Marcus wins this. Marcus regularly takes on other vampires and werewolves. Creeper terrorizes a bunch of teenagers.

Mindship has a point, the Creeper keeps on going and going, do werewolves and vampires lose half their head and continue the fight? In the first film, that huge negro werewolf (one of the older/more powerful ones) died from a borken neck.

Creeper also has greater strength feats.

That is a good point. I guess I was focusing more on the idea waiting the Creeper out. If Marcus can find a way to dismember it, it just becomes a matter of keeping the pieces apart until time's up. The Creeper definitely has strength feats, but its durability isn't that good.

Creeper is just as likely to rip Markus to pieces, more so, as his strength is greater.

He has good durability and a healing factor that makes Wolverine take a second look.

Doesn't the Creeper use others' body parts to help him regenerate?

He can, he's also just healed too.

One example, when kid ran his ass over 5-6 times, you could hear his bones snapping back into place as he healed and got back up.

Right. Nevermind that train of thought. It does seem like Marcus is kinda doomed.

Marcus was strong enough to knock a carego truck off the road, and yank helicopter out of flight. I think in his full hybrid form, he can rip apart Creeper. And he can only heal to an extent, he can't regrow body parts on his own, so if Marcus were to seperate his pieces, Creeper would lose. And the only thing that permanently damaged him was Selene and the helicopter blades, anything else he healed from in seconds.

The Creeper dragged, lifted, and carried a school bus full of high school seniors. I think that trumps a half-empty cargo truck. He also kept flying after getting skewered. I can't compare the copter feat because the Creeper didn't run into one, but I doubt it would have much of a problem doing so.

Originally posted by Mindship
I was watching Underworld: Evolution the other day and thought Marcus fighting the Creeper (especially as portrayed in JC2) would be a great match-up.

I was watching Underworld Evolution the other day and got a six hour boner when I saw Selene. Doooooooooooooooooooooh.

Originally posted by celestialdemon
Marcus wins this. Marcus regularly takes on other vampires and werewolves. Creeper terrorizes a bunch of teenagers. Lack of opportunity to take on vampires and lycans doesn't necessarily mean he can't. Besides, a lycan could rip out a huge chunk of flesh and the Creeper could still keep going.

H'mm. I wonder what would happen if the Creeper devoured some vampire or lycan parts...yowza.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was watching Underworld Evolution the other day and got a six hour boner when I saw Selene. Doooooooooooooooooooooh. I was especially impressed when there was not a drop of sweat on her body after slipping out of her rubber/latex domme suit.

I agree that Creeper eats Marcus and does all sorts of creepy shit with his remains.

Vampires are poncy, romanticised neck rapists....raping with their cock teeth.

Creeper is a completely inhuman, absurdly powerful "I'm eternal,beyotch!!!" assed lunatic thing that stops at absolutely nothing for feeding etc.

Plus it has that awesome theme song that Louis Armstrong did.

Bring on Jeepers Creepers 3, I say.






















Remember: Cock teeth, dude.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I agree that Creeper eats Marcus and does all sorts of creepy shit with his remains.

Vampires are poncy, romanticised neck rapists....raping with their cock teeth.

Creeper is a completely inhuman, absurdly powerful "I'm eternal,beyotch!!!" assed lunatic thing that stops at absolutely nothing for feeding etc.

Plus it has that awesome theme song that Louis Armstrong did.

Bring on Jeepers Creepers 3, I say.






















Remember: Cock teeth, dude. But Selene has nice bewbz yes?

She does indeed. But the beewbz do not maketh the picture...

(Unless its some nice hardcore porn, of course.)

I bet she can suck the chrome off a...........................dooooooooooooooooooooh get my mind outta the gutter.

I disagree, she's great looking, but looks like the dead-fish in bed, imo. Personally, I hope I'm wrong, because I'd rather imagine her the complete unihibited, sexually.

You'd do her, admit it.

Obviously.

< personally prefers Elvira.

Marcus wins imo.

Elvira droolio

RJ wants that ghost pussy.

Dude, I would hit Elvira like this, like that, with a wiffel ball bat.

That cold dead ghost pussy.

Nah, warm like a bagel fresh out of the oven.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was watching Underworld Evolution the other day and got a six hour boner when I saw Selene. Doooooooooooooooooooooh.



If you have an your erection that lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor. Cialis is not for everyone.

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