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One time, Luke Skywalker and 12 Jedi Knights were sent to an unknown planet called Earth to discover it. When his ship lands in South America, he reveals an ancient treasure chest, which cursed Captain Barbossa and his crew. Barbossa and his crew sight Skywalker and immediately attack the Jedi Knights and Luke, still cursed and immortal. Will Luke survive?

Yeah this is gonna be closed.

Spite?

Huge spite.

Thought so

How the **** is a pirate gonna beat a damn Jedi? But the again how is a Jedi supposed to kill an immortal? ****ing hell, man.

To answer your question, Skywalker can attempt to gain all coins and drop it in the treasure chest, but not before Barbarossa tries to destroy him.

How the hell is he gonna do that without Will around? And how is Luke supposed to know about Will?

Pretty much. He manages to know all about him. Will is tied and the coin of his father's blood is already in the chest, but several coins are still spilled out.

Then Luke pwns the pirates in an epic stomp.

Yea the other 12 Jedi knights really weren't necessary.

He doesn't even need the coins, he could just cut all his limbs off and leave him there.

Severs Barbossa's limbs, tosses him into the ocean.

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Any attempt by Luke to end the curse is fail, unless the pirates had already paid their blood sacrifices. What the hell is Luke gonna do if get cursed? Try to cut himself with his lightsaber? Now that would be funny.

How is Luke gonna get cursed?

Also, the pirates can heal, but what if Luke lops off their arm, or their head?

The minute he touches any of the coins the curse in effect, that was established by Jack when he got cursed after pulling the coins out of the chest in the final moments of Curse of the Black Pearl.

I'm not saying this isn't spite, I just wanted to point out that inconsistency.

Luke's lightsaber could cut up their swords and cut off their body parts get rid of the curse or just go back to the galaxy far far away

So now we have an immortal Luke Skywalker who is doomed to suffer his human instincts but never be able to satisfy them. Palpatine should've thought of that if he wanted to bring him to the dark side.

If Jack Sparrow can outthink Barbossa, then Luke certainly can.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If Jack Sparrow can outthink Barbossa, then Luke certainly can.

Luke was a blond moron in the films.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
The minute he touches any of the coins the curse in effect, that was established by Jack when he got cursed after pulling the coins out of the chest in the final moments of Curse of the Black Pearl.

I'm not saying this isn't spite, I just wanted to point out that inconsistency. You only get cursed if you pull the coins from the chest.

And Jack Sparrow is much more intelligent than Luke.

Considering the coins he would be taking are the ones the pirates had already swiped, it means he's getting cursed.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Considering the coins he would be taking are the ones the pirates had already swiped, it means he's getting cursed. No it wouldn't, otherwise Elizabeth Swan and Will Turner would have been cursed when they took their coin.

It is the act of removing the coin from the chest that curses you. Receiving it from any other place does nothing.

No U! Damn your obvious logic!

Originally posted by XanatosForever
No U! Damn your obvious logic!



He's gotten me a few times as well. internet pwnage.

It's my own fault. In order to debate a side, you should be aware of all aspects of it, otherwise you'll get blind sided like I did.

Originally posted by Robtard
Luke was a blond moron in the films. Yeah, sure, a blind moron who masterminded the escape from Jabba's sail barge.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, sure, a blind moron who masterminded the escape from Jabba's sail barge. By getting captured and powering your way out?

Mhm. He knew Jabba would never negotiate, he counted on it and planned accordingly.

I think returner has a POTC fetish.

Originally posted by NemeBro
By getting captured and powering your way out? Works for me.

umm... get the pirates in the moonlight and use the force on the skulls?

Originally posted by Placidity
Yea the other 12 Jedi knights really weren't necessary.






Yeah, One Knight is enough. Force Push and a lightsaber is to much for any undead pirate.

Skywalker dices Barbossa into a thousand pieces and puts his remains into a box.

Originally posted by NemeBro
By getting captured and powering your way out?

Yep. It's a classic 'Trojan Horse' style strategy. Let the enemy capture you while smuggling in equipment (in Luke's case he hid his lightsabre in R2D2) and then catching them unawares.

It was quite a brilliant plan actually.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
Yep. It's a classic 'Trojan Horse' style strategy. Let the enemy capture you while smuggling in equipment (in Luke's case he hid his lightsabre in R2D2) and then catching them unawares.

It was quite a brilliant plan actually. Brilliant plan?

Any jackass could have thought that up if they were tough enough.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Brilliant plan?

Any jackass could have thought that up if they were tough enough.

The brilliant part was that Luke ALLOWED himself to be captured, while using R2 to smuggle in his lightsabre.

You seemed to imply that Luke got captured through being careless or something, when in fact getting captured was his plan.

Luke could have just as easily entered Jabba's palace, negotiated with Jabba, then rushed Jabba and hold his lightsaber on Jabba until Jabba agreed to release Solo and the gang.

He didnt, because its not the Jedi way.

But then neither is force choking.


*see Gamorrean Guards for details.*

Well, I have a theory on that.......................................

Okay....




























*Sits calmly, lights smoke, straps himself into the restraints*


























.........lets hear it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Okay....




























*Sits calmly, lights smoke, straps himself into the restraints*


























.........lets hear it. Well, Luke was a new breed of Jedi. He saw the guards, and made a split second decision to force choke them instead of killing them. He used a dark side power in order to avoid killing. I guess to Luke, the ends justified the means.

Well since you can move things with the force, like telekinesis. Shouldn't force choking be something any jedi/sith could do without it being an exclusive Dark Side power.

The reason it is a dark side force power is because it is an offensive power against a living being.

No i don't mean the act of using it. I just mean the fact that its not an exclusive power like lighting. Instead of him movie an object he pushes in on the larynx.