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Wow, this hasn't been done before in the 9 years KMC has been active!

Zardoz

Why diba gochroach croz da rode?

Ta fabba niba linpolip

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Why diba gochroach croz da rode?

Ta fabba niba linpolip
you know, that might be the slighest bit humourous, if you didnt have the communication skills of an infantile retard

trolled haermm

Originally posted by lrae
you know, that might be the slighest bit humourous, if you didnt have the communication skills of an infantile retard

Yeah, and you might be sort of cute if your face didn't get in the way of your looks.

Iez lafin mie az awf!! drylaugh

Bich gotz da punkt, holms!!!

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Yeah, and you might be sort of cute if your face didn't get in the way of your looks.
ooohhhh ouch, that might actually hurt if you would have put some thought into it instead of just pulling the lamest thing you could find out of your ass

whats next mom jokes?

go on lets hear 'em

*waits for phat crabs' lame mom jokes*

OBAMA

i hear tired hiker has some pretty decent mom jokes

i dont think he's on right now though

Originally posted by lrae
ooohhhh ouch, that might actually hurt if you would have put some thought into it instead of just pulling the lamest thing you could find out of your ass

whats next mom jokes?

go on lets hear 'em

*waits for phat crabs' lame mom jokes*

Your mom is so small, she can hang glide from a Dorrito.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
OBAMA
yeah, that might actually be funny, if there wasn't the biggest retard the world has possibly ever seen (not including phat crabs) wasting time, money and resources whilst sitting on his fat ass in the white house for 8 years before Obama.

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Your mom is so small, she can hang glide from a Dorrito.


nice

Originally posted by lrae
yeah, that might actually be funny, if there wasn't the biggest retard the world has possibly ever seen (not including phat crabs) wasting time, money and resources whilst sitting on his fat ass in the white house for 8 years before Obama.

Wyz dont'n yooz stop bichin' soz much, dis da joke fred biotch, not da bich an' mone fred. Hooker.

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Wyz dont'n yooz stop bichin' soz much, dis da joke fred biotch, not da bich an' mone fred. Hooker. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
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A headbanger.

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Wyz dont'n yooz stop bichin' soz much, dis da joke fred biotch, not da bich an' mone fred. Hooker.
whyz donts uz stop be trippin' foolz

whi duz u gotz to be all up in ma grillz foar mang?

leave it be mofo, letz tha sheeit die nicka!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i hear tired hiker has some pretty decent mom jokes

"Yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and four quarters came out"

That's the best I can do Compliments to Deadpool for the joke.

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
"Yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and four quarters came out"

That's the best I can do Compliments to Deadpool for the joke. compliments on my friends from 2nd grade on those as well haermm


joke is older then Ramjet

Haven't heard it until I read DP say it

u guys aren't as cool as us in california, thats why

We're way cooler. We're just a little behind.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
u guys aren't as cool as us in california, thats why

Yeah CALIFORNIA FOREVER!!! and New York

a little?

A lot. But that's part of the coolness factor.

Only the cool people show up late?

The cool and the classy. We need to make an intriguing entrance.

gtfo

If I had a quarter for every time ...

sadwalk

HAHAHHAHA

Originally posted by Mairuzu
u guys aren't as cool as us in california, thats why

This.

Your mamma is such a nasty poor ass skank whore that when you were a kid, the cottage cheese you ate was the bloody chunky, slimy, cottage cheesy vaginal discharge from her STDs.

I win.

The Dude Man

Originally posted by Quincy
The Dude Man


That was my screen name back in the day. Like 1999 2000. Do you know me from videogamesource?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Your mamma is such a nasty poor ass skank whore that when you were a kid, the cottage cheese you ate was the bloody chunky, slimy, cottage cheesy vaginal discharge from her STDs.

I win. Yo momma is so fat I gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

What do you call a guy stuck in the sink?

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