Ma Kent vs. Aunt May

Started by horrorwolf1 pages

Ma Kent vs. Aunt May

Superman's adoptive moms takes on Spiderman's Auntie.

Which granny gets whooped???

Is Aunt May at herald levels?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Is Aunt May at herald levels?

Aunt May is a solid abstract. She's pwn'd Wolverine before.

She wins.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Aunt May is a solid abstract. She's pwn'd Wolverine before.

She wins.

IT was PURE pwnage. She even threw his cigar. Deadly

Originally posted by Enyalus
Aunt May is a solid abstract. She's pwn'd Wolverine before.

She wins.

😄

Re: Ma Kent vs. Aunt May

Originally posted by horrorwolf
Which granny gets whooped???

In what? A bake-off?

We all would be winners. 😉

^ what if it was a lap-dance contest?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
^ what if it was a lap-dance contest?

😘

Originally posted by psycho gundam
^ what if it was a lap-dance contest?

Ma Kent FTW, then. May's too thin for my tastes. Kent has some junk in her trunk, yaknowhatimsayin'?

i think i'm going to hurl

Besides, why do you think Jonathan Kent had that heart condition? Viagra and lots of old people sex. Ma knows how to put out and is now probably lonely and desperate. Just the way I like 'em.

May's downstairs probably has cobwebs.

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