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As of RotS. Everyone fights in a small creek.

I wonder who's gonna freeze the creek...

His midi-chlorian count is over NINE THOUSAAAAND!

You're on something.

Also, nine thousand sucks. Anakin was over twenty thousand, "off the charts," meaning it actually could've been seventeen billion.

Yeah, but Anakin's midi-chlorians weren't made of ICE like Plo Koons. Also, he is a pansy. Plo wins.

Oh, come on, freezing a creek? One of these guys is a water dweller.

You set this up

Kit Fisto goes in the water to attack Plo Koon, who freezes him solid. Anakin breaks a nail and Obi-Wan pwns him.

Kit Fisto can melt ice.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Haven't you ever seen Kit Fisto? His smile can melt your heart of ice, it can brighten an orphan's day, and it can filter every last drop of whiskey from an alcoholic's liver.

No, you're thinking of Ronald McDonald.

Once upon a time Mon Calimari was an ice planet.

Kit Fisto smiled at it.
End of ****ing story!

No, because Mon Calamari was a water planet before Kit Fisto existed.

Yeah, and the only reason it remains one is because Plo Koon hasn't been told about it.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Yeah, and the only reason it remains one is because Plo Koon hasn't been told about it.

Which means he's not omniscient. Which means he's fallible.

Your lies have been exposed.

Originally posted by Gideon
Which means he's not omniscient. Which means he's fallible.

Your lies have been exposed.

OMG slippery slope!

Just because a nukular missul cannot predict the horrible record of the Houston Astros doesn't mean that it can't blow up the world.

Your invalid comparison is invalid. Don't try to argue with this logic; it's air-tight.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
OMG slippery slope!

Just because a nukular missul cannot predict the horrible record of the Houston Astros doesn't mean that it can't blow up the world.

Your invalid comparison is invalid. Don't try to argue with this logic; it's air-tight.

YOU CLAIMED/IMPLIED/SUGGESTED HE WAS GODLY I HAFF REFUTED YOU YOU LOSE YOU BASTARD.

...

Originally posted by Gideon
YOU CLAIMED/IMPLIED/SUGGESTED HE WAS GODLY I HAFF REFUTED YOU YOU LOSE YOU BASTARD.

...



No.

Signed,

Janus

Originally posted by Janus Marius
No.

Signed,

Janus

Noer.

Signed,

Me

Now you're just cheating. You can't accept the almighty freezing power of Plo Koon.

Did it prevent his death when Order 66 rolled around?

No.

He was reborn three days later. To spread the word. And freeze more creeks.

Thats because he was in a ship! Put the troops in a creek and him on solid ground with lightsaber armed and Forc Absorb barrier up. Then let him freeze the creek then yes, he would of survived.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
He was reborn three days later.

Jesus has copyright on that.



He can't talk.



Your lies are perverse.

Actually, zombies started it before he did.



He speaks through actions, which are louder than words.



I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Actually, zombies started it before he did.

The son of God > copyright laws > reanimated corpses.

Guess they just had shitty lawyers.



I don't know. Faunus's MOM's unintelligible moans of pleasure are pretty loud. But so are the actions that precipitate them.



Also copyrighted. Bastard.

No birth certificate proving it, didn't happen. Also, zeds predate Jesus by a good long while. Gilgamesh mentions them coming forth to eat the living.



TMI



Vader has no estate. I rule.

JESUS H. CHRIST.

Faunus's mom. Faunus's mom. Not Faunus.

Oh God.

Seriously, I thought you guys were just kidding. I guess you can't move to California now.

laugh. out. loud.


rofl


srsly.

Freudian slip?

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Seriously, I thought you guys were just kidding. I guess you can't move to California now.

I... must go forth and rethink the fundamental truths of my life... I can't believe I said that.

Simple error.

Now delete your record of the error. Now.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
laugh. out. loud.


rofl


srsly.

Freudian slip?

May you die a thousand deaths for every chuckle.

Lest we forget.





Gideon's gay.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Lest we forget.





Gideon's gay.

Lies.

And even if it were true, could I still be as cool as Ian McKellen?

Questionable. What are your credentials? Can you Gandalf? Are you the Golden Compass? Were you Stardust? Will you Magneto?!?!?

Who can't do all of those things?

Originally posted by Gideon
I... must go forth and rethink the fundamental truths of my life... I can't believe I said that.

Simple error.

Now delete your record of the error. Now.



I'm waiting for the 15 minute window to close before I post this, then I'm saying "Oops".

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I'm waiting for the 15 minute window to close before I post this, then I'm saying "Oops".

You're a major bastard.

I no like u

What the f/uck.

^ He said it, you read correctly.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
^ He said it, you read correctly.

STFU plz fall off a cliff.

No u

He said he didn't have a problem with me borrowing Ashley on Thursdays. He said it.

Ashley?

The girl he keeps posting pictures of so that DS can fap to them. (I think he trades them with Faunus to get pictures of Faunus to fap to, but that's just a theory.)

That would make a lot of sense about their behavior.

Shit...

Faunus is looking for a demotion.

I'm technically as powerful with more "powers" and testicles (four, in fact). I can't be demoted.

Originally posted by Eminence
I'm technically as powerful with more "powers" and testicles (four, in fact). I can't be demoted.

You're a Krogan?

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Ashley?

My insanely hot, wonderful girlfriend whom DS and Faunus both want to sleep with and whom I'm currently in the middle of a heated argument with.

(She hates having to share me with Palpatine.)

Have you tried getting her to use an English accent and screw people over?

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Have you tried getting her to use an English accent and screw people over?

No on the former and too late on the latter.

It must be the robes then.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
It must be the robes then.

Her fashion sense is comparable; a little more sinister and a little less conservative.

She's cute, not "insanely hot." Don't get carried away.

*anticipates*

Originally posted by Eminence
She's cute, not "insanely hot." Don't get carried away.

*anticipates*

She's gorgeous. Deal with it.

Gideon
She's gorgeous.In one picture, absolutely. She's very cute (not "insanely hot" in the rest.

Am I objectifying women? I hate doing that.Oh, every Thursday.

idk, obi1 and plo would probably work better together, but kit is probably stronger than plo...

Originally posted by Kodiak
idk, obi1 and plo would probably work better together, but kit is probably stronger than plo...
Yeh but Plo Koon comes and freezes Kit in a creek.
Kenobi and Koon win.

The Koon's just a story, he doesn't really go around fighting crime and Chaos.

Don't speak blasphemy.

It's not blasphemy, it's English. Silly.

No, they're interchangeable.

Gideon's interchangeable. Can go from Escape to applesauce like that.

Applesauce? So he's a ground up fruit?

Sounds delicious doesn't he?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Sounds delicious doesn't he?

Not you too.

Nah. I never liked applesauce. Or apple juice. Or apples.

That may be why you're an idiot.

Originally posted by Eminence
That may be why you're an idiot. No that's not it. Keep trying.

Does it have something to do with eating paste?

Trauma? Zombification?

Rednecks?!

Ugh, rednecks. Gross.

My girlfriend is ridiculously hot...

Originally posted by Gideon
My girlfriend is ridiculously hot... Apparently when it comes to Faunus' mom, the apple falls far from the tree. All the way across town.

?

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Now you're just cheating. You can't accept the almighty freezing power of Plo Koon.


just like the sig (Janus's sig) . Plo Koon freezes those guys and leaves.


and... btw

what is all this?






does not make sense at all. I thought this was about freezing a creek, not about his girlfriend.

And, shes probably not that hot/cute etc. imho. don't kill me cuz I actually haven't seen a pic of her. and I'm biased.

She's very attractive.

Just not "insanely hot." Bar Rafaeli is "insanely hot."

She's attractive. But seeing as she's with Gideon, it automatically reduces.

I don't know, Gideon's a bit of all-right too.

He actually looks good in one picture, I'm not even going to pretend.

But he looks a goon in the rest. He has a typically Kentuckian mom, though.

That's scary right there. Both parts of what you said.

You should see the first picture.

Blasphemers:

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/JessiahJ/l_6d0d31119d9c4c6bae80a539d15e545a.jpg

Blast......

I have. haermm

Not anywhere near her.

Pfft, he totally stole that from some poor girl's Facebook page.

Originally posted by Eminence
Not anywhere near her.

That's what you think.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Pfft, he totally stole that from some poor girl's Facebook page.

Lies plz.

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/JessiahJ/l_c925a17833c14feb839b1dee4f1283f7.jpg

Good lord, it's a Christmas elf cosplay girl and Jon Heder. Flee!

dude is that u? lol

no offense.. but according to all the other ppl, shes attractive but not as "insanely hot" as u make her out to be.

and I kno someone who is more insanely hot.

Originally posted by kotorfan
dude is that u? lolIndeed.

Gid, put up the other one.

Originally posted by Eminence
Indeed.

Gid, put up the other one.

No, not the one where he smiles. You really want to downgrade his Vaderness?

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
No, not the one where he smiles. You really want to downgrade his Vaderness? I must have overlooked this.

Originally posted by kotorfan
dude is that u? lol

Yes. No.

Maybe?





Well if everyone else says so, I guess it must be true. excellent



Oh, sure there are hotter. But none of them are dating you. Or, well, have anything to do with you.

Originally posted by Gideon
Well if everyone else says so, I guess it must be true. excellent


Taste can not be argued. And in this case: Well done, Gideon. (jm2c)



You concluded that from the fact, that he lacks your approval junkie qualities and, thus, doesn't have to use his girlfriend as exhibition piece, in an attempt to impress people he doesn't even know on the internet?

Originally posted by Borbarad
Taste can not be argued. And in this case: Well done, Gideon. (jm2c)



You concluded that from the fact, that he lacks your approval junkie qualities and, thus, doesn't have to use his girlfriend as exhibition piece, in an attempt to impress people he doesn't even know on the internet?


QFT lol

Ouch.

Originally posted by kotorfan
QFT lol

Easy killer, I was just kidding.

Ploo Koon freezes them all in a creek.

whats with this freeze creek thing? and who started it?

Originally posted by kotorfan
whats with this freeze creek thing? and who started it?
Janus did when he discovered his current Plo Koon fetish.