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so you get home only to see your dead throughout the house in shock the vampire appears behind you turning you around he puts you in a bear hug he prepares to bite you, but just as he is about to sink his teeth you both here the police sirens approaching and cop cars parking on your lawn and running in. apparently your the neighbors had called the cops minutes before from the screams and fighting. seconds from entering your house you stand alone just realizing the vampire had let you lived and escaped.

what do you do?

1) I'd change my shat in underwear.

2) I'd be happy I wasn't bitten and then would question by views of God and/or if the vamp was supernatural or science driven.

Assume it was an elaborate practical joke being played by one of my many friends.

Enemies.



Some random jackass.

I'd probably watch some Fresh Prince.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Assume it was an elaborate practical joke being played by one of my many friends.

Enemies.



Some random jackass.

Your friends aren't that clever.

What about after, when you realized it wasn't a joke but you were almost preyed upon by a supernatural undead homosexual? I'm saying the vamp is Rice genre.

Originally posted by Robtard
What about after, when you realized it wasn't a joke but you were almost preyed upon by a supernatural undead homosexual? I'm saying the vamp is Rice genre.

I would use it to strengthen my extreme right-wing beliefs in the oppression of vampires mutants gay people.

After that I would probably have to console myself with living in terror at the thought that vampires exist and could kill me at any time. It's not as though anyone would believe me, well Deano might, or I can do much to protect myself (vamps are getting all post modern now-a-days).

Not much difference from a vampire killing you to a mugger killing you, except with a vampire you might get cool undead powers.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
so you get home only to see your dead family throughout the house in shock the vampire appears behind you turning you around he puts you in a bear hug he prepares to bite you, but just as he is about to sink his teeth you both hear the police sirens approaching and cop cars parking on your lawn and running in. apparently your neighbors had called the cops minutes before from the screams and fighting. seconds from entering your house you stand alone just realizing the vampire had let you lived and escaped.

what do you do?

would you guys stay and answer questions covered in blood, would you tell them what it was? or would you run? i mean their would be a lot of questions going through your minds, hell would you want to find the vampire or a vampire and try to become one? or would you hunt them down how would you go about it?

Why would you be covered in blood?

Originally posted by Mindset
Why would you be covered in blood?

The tradition vampire spikes, duh.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
would you guys stay and answer questions covered in blood, would you tell them what it was? or would you run? i mean their would be a lot of questions going through your minds, hell would you want to find the vampire or a vampire and try to become one? or would you hunt them down how would you go about it?


because the vampire hugged you and he was feeding on your family members, blood is likely to get on you.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
because the vampire hugged you and he was feeding on your family members, blood is likely to get on you.

I said this is an Anne Rice vampire, they're gay and therefore very tidy.

Originally posted by Robtard
I said this is an Anne Rice vampire, they're gay and therefore very tidy.

fine in your scenario we'll let you have your homosexual vampire, so what do you do, what do you do?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
fine in your scenario we'll let you have your homosexual vampire, so what do you do, what do you do?

Already said.

1) clean shit in my shorts
2) Ponder life

Edit: I'd wash first, head to toe, as a gay had touhed me.

What I would do if I survived a vampire attack? I would just cover my entire house with holy crosses, put garlic on my doorstep, cover myself in holy water before I go to bed, and keep a light near me that's as bright as the sun. I could do all that or flee to Canada. Either way those vampires will never get me again. One of you will probably ask "But what about the Canadian vampires?" Here's your answer: They'll be too busy with the mooses.

I'd learn how to kill vampires.

When you get bitten do you really get a choice of what to do...after that your gonna just be wanting blood of some random person and then wanting alot of sun cream.

IF I had a choice of what to do with my new found vampire powers...I'd use them to battle the forces of evil and then once done then I dunno...watch the sun rise biscuits

I'd find the nearest clan of Lycans, join them, and pwn every vampire in sight.



http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv341/jedibeastie2/Lycan005.jpg

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what do you do?

There is nothing you can do.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
There is nothing you can do.

Thats kinda what I said only shorter, once you get bit you'd get a thirst for blood then thats it basically...your screwed

With regard to the police, I'd tell them exactly what I saw and transpired. As for myself, it's not likely I would assume I was almost bitten by a 'real vampire'; chances are, if anything, I'd tell the cops my attacker was dressed up as, or acting like a vampire.

Basically, without some hard evidence, I would interpret what happened as an attack by a weirdo (I mean, why would a real vampire run from the police; they couldn't stop him, and he could take them out as well).

If hard evidence of a real vampire was available...well, that would 'inspire' something of a reboot of how I see the universe. Whenever I watch vampire / demon movies, I'm always figuring, 'Well, if supernatural evil exists, then supernatural good must exist'.

I might also Thank God that at least it wasn't an anal-probing alien.

i would sit in church with a football and a games console

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
so you get home only to see your dead throughout the house in shock the vampire appears behind you turning you around he puts you in a bear hug he prepares to bite you, but just as he is about to sink his teeth you both here the police sirens approaching and cop cars parking on your lawn and running in. apparently your the neighbors had called the cops minutes before from the screams and fighting. seconds from entering your house you stand alone just realizing the vampire had let you lived and escaped.

what do you do?

If it was Selene....I'd masturbate.

A LOT

.

Originally posted by jaden101
If it was Selene....I'd masturbate.

A LOT


It was Viktor, home. And he turned you by shitting in one of your open wounds.

As long as I was bitten by Kate Beckinsale I would not mind being bitten by a Vampire...


If it isn't Kate then I will find Wesley Snipes providing he still hasn't paid his taxes and he will help me quench my vampiric tendencies as we find, fight and destroy all the Vamps.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I don't wanna be bitten by Kate Beckinsale...

I will find Wesley Snipes providing he still hasn't paid his taxes and he will help me quench my certain tendencies as we find a room and play slay the vampire, those big muscles of his...thats what I want in a vamp

Originally posted by Mindship
With regard to the police, I'd tell them exactly what I saw and transpired. As for myself, it's not likely I would assume I was almost bitten by a 'real vampire'; chances are, if anything, I'd tell the cops my attacker was dressed up as, or acting like a vampire.

Basically, without some hard evidence, I would interpret what happened as an attack by a weirdo (I mean, why would a real vampire run from the police; they couldn't stop him, and he could take them out as well).

If hard evidence of a real vampire was available...well, that would 'inspire' something of a reboot of how I see the universe. Whenever I watch vampire / demon movies, I'm always figuring, 'Well, if supernatural evil exists, then supernatural good must exist'.

I might also Thank God that at least it wasn't an anal-probing alien.


you end up being considered a suspect or if you are lucking locked up in a padded room.

Originally posted by steverules_2


Haahahaaa.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Okay, an alien that looks and acts like a vampire.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uAtOKJFcq2w/SLaAfHQFQmI/AAAAAAAAHCw/IZ_GkZE_YU8/s320/Vampire%27s+Coffin+1957+lobby.jpg

I assure you, he doesn't have a Green Card.

okay i need everyone to take a deep look at themselves and answer this question. do any of you think you can be seduced and null into a false sense of security by a vampire like lestat or the twilight kid via some homo erotic attraction man crush?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
okay i need everyone to take a deep look at themselves and answer this question. do any of you think you can be seduced and null into a false of security by a vampire like lestat or the twilight kid?

Are you asking us if we'd go gay for the right person? Because I'm taking the Fifth.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
okay i need everyone to take a deep look at themselves and answer this question. do any of you think you can be seduced and null into a false of security by a vampire like lestat or the twilight kid via some homo erotic attraction man crush?

if he was hot. shrug

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you asking us if we'd go gay for the right person? Because I'm taking the Fifth.

no, i am asking to see if you can be hypnotized by a vampire and go against or with your deep seeded nature.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
if he was hot. shrug


obviously that doesnt apply to you. it should be changed into a woman in your case.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
no, i am asking to see if you can be hypnotized by a vampire and go against or with your deep seeded nature.

People can supposedly be hypnotized into believing they're a chicken, a tea cozy or buttered toast, so hypno'd into sucking some dick and cradling balls or taking out in the turd-cutter, shouldn't be a problem.

I prefer the buttered toast, for the record.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
obviously that doesnt apply to you. it should be changed into a woman in your case.

It wouldn't be homosexual behavior then, just hot girl-on-girl curiosity.

*unzips*

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
no, i am asking to see if you can be hypnotized by a vampire and go against or with your deep seeded nature.

Well you can't be hypnotized into going against your nature, though it can certainly loosen one's sense of inhibition by providing an excuse. Behavior modification to alter that nature is a long and fairly complex process. Of course if he had magic mind-control powers I don't see what I could really do.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Well you can't be hypnotized into going against your nature, though it can certainly loosen one's sense of inhibition by providing an excuse. Behavior modification to alter that nature is a long and fairly complex process. Of course if he had magic mind-control powers I don't see what I could really do.

how about closing your eyes and saying no! your sick! all of you! sick, i say!
any excuse that all you need hmmm..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
how about closing your eyes and saying no! you homo's
any excuse that all you need hmmm..

Hey, whats gayer, sucking dick or getting butt-****ed?

If I survived, I'd probably eat a lot of garlic and asparagus and then spend most of my nights peeing on the damned. It'll be hard to melt all those hot looking vamp chicks but at that point it is necrophilia unless revanents are not considered fully dead.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hey, whats gayer, sucking dick or getting butt-****ed?


both are equally gay. which is gayer if you swallow or climax from the acts?

does that include pegging?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
does that include pegging?

whats that?

You don't want to know.

i do too.. pm it to me

Originally posted by Darth Jello
does that include pegging?

got the pm now answer the question swallowing or climaxing from the pegging?

It's only gay if you buy him breakfast.

out of all the vampires in the movies what type would you all want to be? and how do you see yourself being turned?
homo erotic style or going tell fighting or by accident by infected blood

you seem to have a fixation on homoeroticism. is there something you wanna get off your chest?

Originally posted by WO Polaski
you seem to have a fixation on homoeroticism. is there something you wanna get off your chest?


no but maybe you want to take something off your chest to test me.

you never know i might still have some issues with being in boot camp so many years ago with a bunch of guys why dont you test me.

if i did it might explain my avatar, that i just chalk it up to a man crush. besides he's okay he isnt real.

do i look like a psychiatrist? >.>

Originally posted by WO Polaski
do i look like a psychiatrist? >.>

as a matter of fact i dont know what you look like, why dont you pm me a nude pic of you and i'll let you know if it arouses me if it does we both have our answer.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
got the pm now answer the question swallowing or climaxing from the pegging?

Pegging is when a woman ****s a man up the ass with a strap-on, so I don't think "swallowing" is a factor.

Ask RJ for further clarification.

Originally posted by Robtard
Pegging is when a woman ****s a man up the ass with a strap-on, so I don't think "swallowing" is a factor.

Ask RJ for further clarification. Hey, your wife was bored and admitted to being curious to gender swapping.

Originally posted by steverules_2



furious

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
furious

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hey, your wife was bored and admitted to being curious to gender swapping.

Robtard's wife sounds hot

Originally posted by WO Polaski
you seem to have a fixation on homoeroticism. is there something you wanna get off your chest?


Probably balls.


Originally posted by inimalist
Robtard's wife sounds hot

Personal fans are only like $5.

Originally posted by inimalist
Robtard's wife sounds hot

Thanks. You can come over my house and **** her (or she can **** you?). You're not using the toilet though, I have a thing with strangers using my bowl.

vampires have similar obsession like yourself are you a vampire?

do i turn in to vampire and have immortality like vamps?
do i get burned by uv rays?
do i get cravings for human blood?

assuming yes. I would kill all my own kind (vampires) to stop vampire population. once i killed them all, i would be the last vampire and die from starvation cuz i will not drink blood.

I'd be a ****ing vampire. I'd feed on humans, I'd be true to my nature.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Assume it was an elaborate practical joke being played by one of my many friends.

Enemies.



Some random jackass.

I argee with that.

What type of Vampire are we talking about here?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What type of Vampire are we talking about here?

A shiny one.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What type of Vampire are we talking about here? going by ur avatar and location i would suggests this for you..

http://www.25hourbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sparkly_vampire_by_blastedgoose.png

Originally posted by King Castle
going by ur avatar and location i would suggests this for you..

http://www.25hourbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sparkly_vampire_by_blastedgoose.png

Why does your title say "account closed"?

i'm that good of a hacker?

Originally posted by King Castle
i'm that good of a hacker?

And really? Do you plan on leaving?

Originally posted by King Castle
so you get home only to see your dead throughout the house in shock the vampire appears behind you turning you around he puts you in a bear hug he prepares to bite you, but just as he is about to sink his teeth you both here the police sirens approaching and cop cars parking on your lawn and running in. apparently your the neighbors had called the cops minutes before from the screams and fighting. seconds from entering your house you stand alone just realizing the vampire had let you lived and escaped.

what do you do?

I'd go to hollywood and find James Woods and let him know that there are some more vampires that need killing

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