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Walter (The Big Lebowski) versus Fat Bastard, hand to hand combat. Walter has his bowling ball. Fight takes place at a Vegas buffet when Walter cuts in line in front of the Bastard.

Sobchek...There's no contest here.

Let's not forget Fat Bastard's Ultimate Wire-Fighting Maneuver.

Let's just hope his Wire-Fighting Team is reeeaaaddyyyyyyyy.

Bastard has the size advantage, but Walter definitely has anger as an ally. But Bastard has displayed some crude martial arts, while Walter, with his bowling ball, pwned Flea haermm

Originally posted by jaden101
Sobchek...There's no contest here.

Seconded.

Nihlist!!!

Walter ftw

Originally posted by jaden101
Sobchek...There's no contest here.

Plus he can get you a toe by three o'clock.

And he'll get you it with the nail painted green, if you want.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nihlist!!!

That sounds exhausting.

Bastard wins with the help of his stinky sumo diaper

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
That sounds exhausting. I like your style, Dude.

Walter destroys Fat Bastard.

also, it would be much more likely that bastard is the one who cuts in line. Sobchak then proceeds to shout about the rules before caving Fatties face in with his bowling ball. Unless of course, it's shomer shabbas