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Barack Obama gets sued by PETA for killing an innocent fly.
Yes, you got that right, A FRICKIN FLY!

"Oh no, animal abuse!", "Obama the Fly Killer!"
"I knew it... Obama was a terrorist!"


Shit man! American media is so messed up.



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"Did the Fly die?"

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Barack Obama gets sued by PETA for killing an innocent fly.

I don't think anyone can take them seriously anymore.

But this is just.....

It was a no-fly zone: Serves it right.

Also, I read PETA are sending Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

Gawd bless AMERICA

our country is turning into a bunch of pansies worse then the french.

that fly must have brought back memories for him.

Originally posted by GCG
that fly must have brought back memories for him.

what is that suppose to mean? is that a racist joke.

Well you cant take chances as President.

With the level of nano technology in the world we live in, it could have been some especially engineered terminator fly.

And we dont know the whole story, the President may have been simply putting Jeff Goldblum out of his misery.

That helllllllllllp me helllllllllllllllllp me is hard to resist.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well you cant take chances as President.

With the level of nano technology in the world we live in, it could have been some especially engineered terminator fly.

And we dont know the whole story, the President may have been simply putting Jeff Goldblum out of his misery.

That helllllllllllp me helllllllllllllllllp me is hard to resist. *buzz buzz buzz* Translates to I'll be back.

Obama (having seen 'The Running Man'): "Only in a rerun pallllllll."

*Smack!!!!*


You could be right though, we'll have to see if there are any further attempts on his life by the Goldblum800...

There are many identical models.

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

Originally posted by inimalist
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
Okay..
That was just downright sickening.

Cool beans btw

If true, this is more ridiculous than PETA's attempt to rename fish "sea kittens".

I am highly impressed with Obama's speed feat. +1

I believe the President of PETA is a diabetic and takes insulin, which comes from pigs. Haha, what a stupid whore.

Sea kittens....????????????!!!!!!????? LMAO


"My constipation is over...Time to go drop off some sea kittens."

Indeed, that was impressive.
That'd reassure me if he was defending my country.

I just saw it joked on the youtube footage thread that the Fly got 72 virgins.

Originally posted by Robtard
I believe the President of PETA is a diabetic and takes insulin, which comes from pigs. Haha, what a stupid whore. So you've heard.

Originally posted by JacopeX
So you've heard.

Yes, not sure how that's funny though?

"I'm an insulin-dependent diabetic. Twice a day I take synthetically manufactured insulin that still contains some animal products -- and I have no qualms about it ... I'm not going to take the chance of killing myself by not taking insulin. I don't see myself as a hypocrite. I need my life to fight for the rights of animals." - MaryBeth Sweetland 1992

Insulin was/is developed by the testing/deaths of animals.

SOCIALISM!!!!

Also, PETA isn't as bad as some of these groups. At least one decided to burn down an animal testing facility, somehow they forgot that animal testing facilities typically have animals in them.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
SOCIALISM!!!!

Also, PETA isn't as bad as some of these groups. At least one decided to burn down an animal testing facility, somehow they forgot that animal testing facilities typically have animals in them. Seems like an honest mistake. Killing 2000 helpless animals are year in cold blood on the other hand...

Honest mistake? Idiotic mistake.

Originally posted by Robtard
Honest mistake? Idiotic mistake.

it was better that way that way animals wouldnt have to live in captivity.


i gotta say i have donated "lots" of money for animal funds or what ever they are called and never a single time to human ones like aids, cancer
research... i hate human and society in general so it doesnt bother.. but what does bother me is donating a SH@#$ load of money on animals which i love, but i never got a plaque or gold memorabilia that i was promised for donating past the recommended amount and becoming one of the few elite ppl to give such a generous amount.

i am just ranting ignore if you want.

Originally posted by JacopeX
So you've heard. Jackass

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
it was better that way that way animals wouldnt have to live in captivity.


i gotta say i have donated "lots" of money for animal funds or what ever they are called and never a single time to human ones like aids, cancer
research... i hate human and society in general so it doesnt bother.. but what does bother me is donating a SH@#$ load of money on animals which i love, but i never got a plaque or gold memorabilia that i was promised for donating past the recommended amount and becoming one of the few elite ppl to give such a generous amount.

i am just ranting ignore if you want.

A death by burning is better?

Then I suggest you go live in the wild, outside of human contact and society, hell, you can even make animal friends. Be another Christopher McCandless.

That's some mr. miyagi shit right there.

This shows almost as much athletic ability as when Bush dodged the shoe.

Originally posted by King Kandy
This shows almost as much athletic ability as when Bush dodged the shoe.

Almost? Fly is a better feat, imo. Though that shoe dodging was great.

Originally posted by Robtard
A death by burning is better?

Then I suggest you go live in the wild, outside of human contact and society, hell, you can even make animal friends. Be another Christopher McCandless.

okay the burning part sux.. but the dying and not suffering not so much...


i actually have gone on and lived in the woods, deserts remote towns in 3rd world countries to get away from ppl and society in general. hell i just got back to to my country 2 yrs ago..

the only reason i come back is for money and the fast food that i miss at times ohh and smokes beer and especially the women.

oh and i do have animal friends its my wolf/dog.. :P

Originally posted by GCG

Also, I read PETA are sending Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

You have to be joking.

I won't kill many insects, but a fly is just a nuisance.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1159/58fly.th.jpg

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i hate human and society

every time someone types this on a computer a species of dolphin goes extinct

Originally posted by Robtard
If true, this is more ridiculous than PETA's attempt to rename fish "sea kittens".

PETA was forced to admit it has killed thousands of animals under oath in a court case (if that site is to be believed).

EDIT: wow, probably not the most unbiased review of the trial, but damn

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/Trial.cfm

EDIT #2: I guess you were probably addressing the thread starter and not me... damn ego...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Also, PETA isn't as bad as some of these groups. At least one decided to burn down an animal testing facility, somehow they forgot that animal testing facilities typically have animals in them.

But, PETA does provide financial, legal, and public relations support for these groups.

It might have been some kind of robotic CIA spy fly assassin bug with a needle of biological agent assassination attempt thingy conspiracy doo-da

You UK people think alike.

This thread was full of lols.


I can't believe the stupidity from PETA.

Maybe the coolest thing the president has done so far.

Anyone who angers PETA gets props from me. Anyone. Bardock, go rape a cow and I'll love you forever.

cows are actually docile animals. unless its hillary clinton you speak of?

Originally posted by Robtard
You UK people think alike.

It seems so.

Well thats two for insectoid assassins...!
For two to have intuited that same thing, there may be something in it...

*Eyes the corners of the room for flies and grabs can of aerosol and lighter in readiness.*

Question here. If you support animal rights but happen to eat meat, do people in these groups frown upon that fact? I find it hard to believe that people that eat meat can't be against animal cruelty.

I downed a couple of Whoppers this week, but I'm against people beating their dogs with brooms. And i don't think it makes me a hypocrite, either.

Maybe PETA has a separate division. Like the Meat Lovers Division?

Originally posted by botankus
Question here. If you support animal rights but happen to eat meat, do people in these groups frown upon that fact? I find it hard to believe that people that eat meat can't be against animal cruelty.

I downed a couple of Whoppers this week, but I'm against people beating their dogs with brooms. And i don't think it makes me a hypocrite, either.

Maybe PETA has a separate division. Like the Meat Lovers Division?

I dont think that there are moral rules about eating the arsehole, nose lips etc of the animal (as packaged in fast food burgers)

Its only the cute and fluffy things that seem to illicit such response.

Originally posted by botankus
Question here. If you support animal rights but happen to eat meat, do people in these groups frown upon that fact? I find it hard to believe that people that eat meat can't be against animal cruelty.

I downed a couple of Whoppers this week, but I'm against people beating their dogs with brooms. And i don't think it makes me a hypocrite, either.

Maybe PETA has a separate division. Like the Meat Lovers Division?

Yeah, they hate you. They're idiotic fanatics who has ideas based more in spastic and unattainable ideals rather than logic.

Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah, they hate you. They're idiotic fanatics who has ideas based more in spastic and unattainable ideals rather than logic.

Religion?

You're good.

Couldn't have put it better than that..

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Barack Obama gets sued by PETA for killing an innocent fly.
Yes, you got that right, A FRICKIN FLY!

"Oh no, animal abuse!", "Obama the Fly Killer!"
"I knew it... Obama was a terrorist!"


Shit man! American media is so messed up.



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"Did the Fly die?"

...Wait, this isn't a joke? Really?










............REALLY?

Holy shit!

crylaugh



I finally watched the video.

That shit was hilarious!


The smack sound his hand made!


He killed that little shit with MIGHT!

Usually it would have taken an entire S.W.A.T. team; He certainly saved American tax payers some money!

Its good that the footage was transmitted so heavily.

Now the message will get round to the rest of the fly insurgency forces.

Which can only demoralise them.

Presidents can send soldiers into foreign countries, bomb nations and so on. But kill a fly on live TV and shit hits the fan.

crylaugh

"Unexpectedly it turned out to be Jeff Goldblum."

Obama rocks haermm

Thank god Ace Ventura doesn't exist or PETA would've won

Its a clear step up in quality, with this administration:

Had that been Dick Cheney, someone in that studio would have ended up shot in the face, being mistaken for the fly while the big Dick is in Cheneyfrenzy mode.

Why didnt Obama just shoot the wings off the flies?

Because he didn't want to reveal his antichrist powers on TV.

How dare those nuts try to sue.I find it weird that we as people care more so over an animal than an human.No i'm not saying to treat animals crule but come on an freank fly is just too dramatic

Originally posted by Venomancer
How dare those nuts try to sue.I find it weird that we as people care more so over an animal than an human.

Actually I think if Obama had crushed a human to death on national TV there would have been some small uproar.

Originally posted by Venomancer
How dare those nuts try to sue.I find it weird that we as people care more so over an animal than an human.No i'm not saying to treat animals crule but come on an freank fly is just too dramatic

Exactly, these people on behalf of the flies, will probably be suing every Horse's arsehole in their juristiction for entrapment and battery (with tail swishes).

This gets me cuase what person hasn't killed fly,spider,or ant?You wanna start upraorover an fly but it's ok to kill an unborn baby.Think which is more complex and has an more value on this earth.If any of you say an fly you need to stopsucking your mothers nipple and think

What on earth are you talking about?

Shit, I'll take half ounce of whatever hes smoking.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/fly-431.jpg

life's value is exactly the same as any other, its humans who make the distinction of self importance.

That value is zero, most people don't realize that either.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That value is zero, most people don't realize that either.

your further ahead then the ppl here who compare baby's against flies and animals, and peta crying over a fly.

ppl should just be happy that the fly wasnt killed out of malice and enjoyment.

The superior species that all other species are subject to. SInce humans are the top predator and, generally, all other species bow before it, it can be assigned as the dominant species.

This has nothing to do with a narcissistic anthropic perspective.


Sure, one could argue that a super germ could be created to wipe all of humanity out...but humanity made it with the specific purpose of doing so...a concept that no other species can even remotely begin to fathom.


Sure, you could say that the mighty army ants* of South America are one of the best adapted to live on the planet, but humans could wipe them out.


Of course, the idea of superiority is human in origin, the fact that humans are genuinely the dominant species on the planet is not changed by that fact.


Edit-

* Before you idiots even think about saying something about this, I'm referring to Eciton burchellii, as that is the one usually referred to. Poop heads.

All this over a damn fly? haermm

When have you ever made a member of another species spontaneously bow due to your presence?

Also, of course your claims are anthropic, they're based on human concepts of understanding and human forms of categorization. If you were a bee you'd make a . . . beethropic argument using bee designed concepts.

Not to mention the chance of a supergerm evolving on it's own.


Oh yeah and there's Jesus Christ, Son of the Lord Almighty God, Praise and Glory be forever on his name, his dad is way better than these supposedly superior humans.

edit

All hail the Invisible Father God!

PETA suing our president because he smacked a fly. I must've unknowingly went through a portal that sent me into a dimension full of idiots. Now I won't be surprised if PETA sues Triumph Studios for making a game where we can enjoyably kill cute fluffy baby seals.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
PETA suing our president because he smacked a fly. I must've unknowingly went through a portal that sent me into a dimension full of idiots. Now I won't be surprised if PETA sues Triumph Studios for making a game where we can enjoyably kill cute fluffy baby seals.

It is indeed BIZZARO WORLD.

the crew jayingoff to obama's fly killing prowess is even more priceless

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
life's value is exactly the same as any other, its humans who make the distinction of self importance.

Awesome. Now lets see flies build a spaceshuttle.

Why would flies want a spaceshuttle?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
When have you ever made a member of another species spontaneously bow due to your presence?


Other than your qualification of "spontaneous" we train animals to do just that, bow. All hail the mighty humans and their brains.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Also, of course your claims are anthropic, they're based on human concepts of understanding and human forms of categorization. If you were a bee you'd make a . . . beethropic argument using bee designed concepts.

What I've hinted at doesn't have to be anthropic if you think about it for a bit....

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Not to mention the chance of a supergerm evolving on it's own.

But...we're such a "smart" species that we already made SEVERAL different kinds. We're even superior to mother nature, in some ways.


Won't be long when we have much more control over mother nature.


Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Oh yeah and there's Jesus Christ, Son of the Lord Almighty God, Praise and Glory be forever on his name, his dad is way better than these supposedly superior humans.

I'm confused.Your humor is lost one me.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
life's value is exactly the same as any other, its humans who make the distinction of self importance.

Maybe, but flies are no better. Giving us diseases, distracting us during important tasks, they are just as bad as us.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
What does Michael Jackson have to do with this?
I see what you did there.

Originally posted by ATX/UT ND Money
the crew jayingoff to obama's fly killing prowess is even more priceless

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

'the crew jayingoff cause people are dicking about' is even more priceless than that.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicer.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Maybe, but flies are no better. Giving us diseases, distracting us during important tasks, they are just as bad as us.

We have better table manners.

I like how Peta came to the dead flies defense. Peta may be a border line terrorist and psychotic organization but that just shows consistency. Don't see much consistency in this country anymore...,i was impressed.

Freakish behavior of that magnitude, does leave quite the impression.