I bought a skateboard on ebay.

Started by =Tired Hiker=2 pages
=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

I bought a skateboard on ebay.

True ****en story. eat

Impediment Endless

Impress me by pulling a Tony Hawk, you new dad, asshat. heartbeat

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Impediment
Impress me by pulling a Tony Hawk, you new dad, asshat. heartbeat

Wtf is that? STfU!!!

Impediment Endless

Awww.........c'mon, now.

You can't even ollie, can you?

Ollie, b*tch.

NOW. 😐

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Dude, I learned to ollie in the 1980s. ****en, you even tell me I can't ollie in a dream you better wake up and apologize.

Impediment Endless

Pull a Rodney Mullen and kickflip.

Now.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

What?? What's my responsibility? So what is a Tony Hawk anyway? I know the skater, but is there a trick named after him?

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Impediment
Pull a Rodney Mullen and kickflip.

Now.

I want to learn kick flips and Caspers. I'm thinking of building a kicker soon with some wood I found by my house. Midlife crisis rocks!!

Itzak The other extreme

I once got an ebay on a skateboard.

False ****en story eatermm

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I want to learn kick flips and Caspers. I'm thinking of building a kicker soon with some wood I found by my house. Midlife crisis rocks!!

How 'bout an Impossible?

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

Hardflips ftw.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Impediment
How 'bout an Impossible?

Dude, I skate. I don't go around trying to learn all the lingo and shit, you poser. I'm not some new school tight black jean wearing the guy from 'Twilight' hairdo looking kid..... I'm an old school daddy skater!!!! OLD SCHOOL DADDY REPRESENT!!! RESPECT.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Itzak
I once got an ebay on a skateboard.

False ****en story eatermm

Heh heh. 😆

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dude, I skate. I don't go around trying to learn all the lingo and shit, you poser. I'm not some new school tight black jean wearing the guy from 'Twilight' hairdo looking kid..... I'm an old school daddy skater!!!! OLD SCHOOL DADDY REPRESENT!!! RESPECT.

You gonna teach your baby girl to thrash, pops?

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dude, I skate. I don't go around trying to learn all the lingo and shit, you poser. I'm not some new school tight black jean wearing the guy from 'Twilight' hairdo looking kid..... I'm an old school daddy skater!!!! OLD SCHOOL DADDY REPRESENT!!! RESPECT.

Some people are cool just being cool, others are cool just being uncool. It's when you're uncool being uncool that you suck.

Dude, I feel like I should write a book on this... 😐

Kostabot I'm a rooster illusion
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dude, I skate. I don't go around trying to learn all the lingo and shit, you poser. I'm not some new school tight black jean wearing the guy from 'Twilight' hairdo looking kid..... I'm an old school daddy skater!!!! OLD SCHOOL DADDY REPRESENT!!! RESPECT.

If you're oldschool, then it better be a banana board! 🪩

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by Kostabot
If you're oldschool, then it better be a banana board! 🪩
I dabbled with banana boards on several occasions. 💃

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

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Cool story bro

Tex Yumsz

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