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stop it!!!! stop itttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaahhhhh!!! no!!!!!

Just watch Southpark and you'll know. Or KOTCs for that matter.

Yes it is.

But you leave out hillybillyboy Spielberg,
who when not raping, himself, would try stand by and enthusiastically to get hard when his boss Lucas would allow him to.

At least Speilberg can redeem himslef maybe with the TinTin movies. George only has Clone Wars season 2 and Indy 5...

But its only Tin Tin....

Only SO much redemption to be had there....


Lucas also has the SW live action series too, to avoid screwing up.

Im giving up on Indy V.
(For which Spielberg'll be entitled to joint fail credit.)

For that SW live action series i'm expecting something like how new Battlestar Galactica was made but of course it won't happen.

If it will happen.... it's been very silent on that topic.

And Spielberg also has Lincoln and Interstellar on their way. We'll see.

Indy 5 shouldn be a family movie, it should have real menace and stuff....... have Iraqis or Al-quida maybe.............

Was Al-qaeda even around during the 50's/60s ??

Are they around in the 00's..?

Hows the search for Bin Laden going...?

The serach is just fine... lots of searching going on.

Even though the FBI havent even charged him with it, according to their website. And Bush was saying as much that they didnt bother looking for him.

Plus that awkward flying out of his entire family while all planes were grounded, instead of interviewing them about Osama's whereabouts.

The love the guy, that's why they are looking for him.

To give him his wageslip?

Prolly. And a couple of late happy birthday cards.

lol
I can see one such card now..

"Dear Osama, Many happy returns, Here are those nice new kidneys you wanted.
All my love, George."

I bet they even gift wrapped them for him.

Sure. Along with a box of marshmallows for roasting them on the fire during those dark Afghan nights.

Maybe he ate the kidneys and had the marshmellows put in him in surgery.... Maybe thats why he has been quiet of late.

Ah... good call.

Which'd make him the 1st staypuft victim since the horror of the day of zuul.

Which is coming again soon.... for the third time. Osama's marshmallow horror is just the prelude.

*Eyes the fridge suspiciously*

and also stay away from that chair.

Good advice, that.

Indeed.

"Next time someone asks you if you're a god, Queeq, you say YES...!"

But.... I AM a god...

*Gozer Burns Queeq with Zuul energy streams*









































The question this week was: "Are you a regional sales manager for a leading electrical supplier...?"

I already answered that. And Zuul is a wuss.

No...... you did not, sir..!!



















Well he did manifest as Sheena Easton. Always a mistake.
But itdid take a massive blast of full protonic reversal to take him out.

Which proves my point.

I think it makes him dumb in his choice of conquerer bodies...

Shoulda been Cloverfield.

THAT would have f**ked up the Ghostbusters somewhat.

Hmmm... good point. Well, let's see what they come up with for GB3.

I just saw Harold Ramis in a very recent movie the other day.... the guy's a walrus know. Spengler's gotten fat.

Better send him off to Ghostbusters fat camp.

Where Slimer steals all the food before you can get to it.

That'll do the trick.

But since Slimer seems to just eats it/mash it, and have go straight out of him, more or less wwould that be gross enough to put off the hardcore eaters from eating it (2nd hand) in desperate moments...?

Food with added slime.

Is it protein based...?

Is it like that harmless play dough that if you ate, as a child, wouldnt kill you...?


What flavour do you imagine Ectoplasm to be...?

Raspberry.

.

Sounds good.

It does.

Jumpy

I think Sadako just seen a mouse.

schmoll

bangin

So... you guys seen Watchmen..?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Are they around in the 00's..?

Hows the search for Bin Laden going...?

They pull Indy out of cryogenic freeze (ala Austin Powers style) and set him to find Bin Laden. It's a win-win!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So... you guys seen Watchmen..?

Yes, I liked and its good altho the book is a little better.

I agree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhHema5PNg

Made me do the lolz

THat's hilarious. I had a very good laugh.

Watchmen was allright. It had good bits and bad bits. It was never really boring. It picked up the pace again after slow parts. All in all, it seemed to miss out a little on the impact of the GN. It lacked vision IMHO and copied a lot...
One thing I did detest was Snyder's deplorable choice of music.

Thought you'd appreciate it.


Well the price maybe for staying so true to the material.
(Apart from odd bits, and of course......... the squidless ending. )

How can you have a squidless ending???!!!!

I heard that squid is going to be back in with the directors cut

as for that link i bet thats also how Alan Moore feels.

Heh. I can believe that.

Originally posted by queeq
How can you have a squidless ending???!!!!

I nearly pissed myself at that.

"I want to speak to Watchmen fanboys only. Anybody who isnt...leave."

Did'nt know you were into some of the comics Sadako, Don't really see you much in that part of the forum.

He is so wise.

Yeah Im pretty casual by most posters definitions in my usual attitudeto comics, but I loved Marvels Dragon's Claws/Teeth, the original run of Transformers, The original Dark Horse Aliens run, Various Movie adaptations, the old Night Breed run, some of the old Superman, ('Brown shoes dont make it' was the first comic I bought) Spiderman Robocop, I had Batman "Digital Justice" and "Death in the family" and various others over the years...I'd heard of Watchmen before numerous times in recent years, but have only gotten round to checking it out recently.

Dark Horse has the Aliens comic going again along with Predator

if you did'nt know that.

I didnt.... Cool.

Hows this for a energy drink

http://www.comicvine.com/news/ghostbusters-ectoplasm-available-for-your-drinking-pleasure/138902/

Ha excellent!

Id buy THAT for a.....

....a......

$2.50.







Probably linked to the big push around the upcoming video game.

Uh oh

The game looks really good.
It has Murray, Ackroyd and Ramis..
Script, voices, likenesses etc.

Really??? Sounds nice.

Looks good too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vviPxOQ328A

The related vids should reveal much more also.

Who needs actors now?

Well that game did. (In the motion capture voice acting dept, at least.)

Hehehe... and they can all be young and slim.

Indeed. Indy 5 techique...?

(Or "The real Indy IV" as it doubtlessly will be known, if any good.)

Wait what?? lucas RAPED Indy WTF?!?!?!

THat's hardly news by now...

Originally posted by Morgromir
Wait what?? lucas RAPED Indy WTF?!?!?!

Very......very thoroughly.
Then the sick bastards (he and Speilberg) released the footage at the cinemas. Bragging of their conquest.

Hehehe

Its enough to make you hang yourself with your own whip, I tells ya.

o.O i am never going to say Indiana jones or star wars ever again in the restof my life after this sentence .
still WTF if spielberg and lucas are gay why the hell dont they rape eachother ??

Not much money to be made I guess.

Its financially motivated rape.

Which speaks on their behalf actually. It's not driven by lust, unmotivated impulses or the moment. It's quite motivated.

Strategic, even.

Exactly.

How considerate of them.

why the hell didnt indy yell or something was the threat "ill fire you?"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How considerate of them.

Actually no... that was my point.

The same point that my sarcasm was attempting to convey?

No. My point is always better.

I see.

Hehehe

I notice that in the general discussion area there was a thread about banning simulated rape.

The legal men of GL and SS trying to pre-empt the next southpark review of indy 5, huh...?

Clever they are.

Indeed. They will stop at nothing.

Neither will Trey Parker.

True.

Good for us.

I was definitely thinking that.

We need some masters of subversive humour to return.

Any preferences?

Well I suggest we reanimate Bill Hicks, give Trey parker and Matt Stone half of hollywood's annual expendiature, put them all on DMT in a room with Joe Rogan, and see what happens.

Utter carnage of the likes of Cecil B. De Mille.

Yes. Definitely at that level.

Oh, the good ole days... the golden days of Hollywood where you could kill people to make a good movie. Now the only victim is the audience.

Poetically put.

Indeed. I should be a poet.

"Hes a poet and he doesn't know it"

Sweet.

Even shorter than that...

"Me?We."

New game platform?

Nahhhhhhhhhh. (Although it easily could have beenin this day and age.)




It reportedly was the shortest poem ever written.

"Adam had 'em" was close behind in contension.

Classic.

Twas a fact noted by the writer George Plimpton in the documovie "When we were Kings". It may have been Ali himself who came out with the "Me? We." bit.

Loved that doc.

Yeah it great.

Havent watched it in while. Im gonna have to rectify that.

Ali usually used more words than that.

For real....

And he'd usually back those millions of words up too.

Quite.

HE'd have never been raped by SS/GL.

Nope, he'd go Ali bumbayeh on their butts.

That'd be a great youtube classic. 1967 ALi versus both Speilberg and Lucas for 15 rounds with no 3 knockdown rule.

15? You'd think they'd last one?

He may go to the body for 14 rounds and 2 mins and 40 secs until he goes to the head and delivers the knockouts.

He may just deliver a few harmful shots, then backing off to save the opponent from unconciousness, prolonging the torture like he did against Floyd Patterson.

If Ali saw Indy IV, or the first two episodes of the Prequel trilogy of SW, I'd say that that would be the expected outcome.

So he'd go for mash and pulp in the first 14 rounds and for humiliation in the 15th?

Absolutely.
And his pre-fight predictive poem, most likely would be:
"At the sound of the bell, LFL will catch hell."

I look forward to it.

*Books Queeq, himself, and Kasenji ringside seats*

(And advises rain macs for the inevitable blood drizzle that would eminate from within the ring)

I'll bring an umbrella as well.

Wise.

It's gonna be worth it.

Queeq! Youre good with cameras..........
If you record it you could watch it over and over and over, like we would have with Indy IV if only it wasnt mind numbing, synapse destroyng bum-filthery of the lowest order.

Ah, yes, we should shoot it in HD, high speed. So we can the splatters in perfect slow motion... It'll be a hit.

I can see you enjoying it already.

Post-District 9 trailer levels of anticipation.

Cause the champ would also be able to exact revenge on Lucas and Speilberg for outdoing the release of "The Greatest" in 1977.

In absolute or relative terms?

In whatever way and round the champ decides/predicts, usually.

Ah... sounds unpredictable.

Yes. It sounnnnnds unpredictable but its wasnt when Ali was calling the prediction.

Nope.

I doubt that even he could have called what dastardly plans L and his little b***h S had for Indy's A.H though.

The horror....the horror...

He could have written a poem though.

"Ali would never have made it past the "comedy" gophers.

He hates them in Indy movies.

He'd be scared to death of 'em being there in an Indy movie."

Encore! Encore!

"Chiiilllllllllllllllllllllllled Gopherrrrrrrrr brainssssssssssssssss."