Palin stepping down

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The Dark Cloud
I wonder what her reasons are, this surely can't help any possible run in 2012

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
I wonder what her reasons are, this surely can't help any possible run in 2012

Who gives a ****. Your avitar is hot!!! eek!

Red Nemesis
WOOT

you get thorns
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The Scribe
Originally posted by The Dark Cloud
I wonder what her reasons are, this surely can't help any possible run in 2012

For a possible run in 2012. cool

Symmetric Chaos
Only if she's crazy or secretly undermining the Republicans.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Only if she's crazy or secretly undermining the Republicans.


Yes. no expression

Darth Jello
She's being employed as a spy on the Russians and North Koreans full time. She's gonna spend most of her time at her house with binoculars staring out of her southwest facing window.

KidRock
That is interesting, I wonder why she did it?

dadudemon
Originally posted by KidRock
That is interesting, I wonder why she did it?

She quit to get on deez nuts.

Lord Lucien
She's got the Hope Diamond, no point in continuing her act.

Robtard
This wouldn't help her if she plans on running in 2012, so that leaves two main possibilities:

1) She's been offered a better job

2) She's in some scandal and is trying to minimize the damage before the shit hits the fan. If it's this, I think her and Hilary have been having a lesbian affair, this is just a theory though.

GCG
Sex tape of Todd knocking up one of the kids.

Davis Bloome
Who cares? I'm just glad that ***** is stepping down, and if she seriously thinks she'll even come close to being elected as our President she must be higher than Superman.

BruceSkywalker
maybe she will get here own fake and phony talk show

BackFire
She probably got offered a job on Fox News, hosting her own show.

The title? Mailin' Palin.

I'll be here all night, folks. Be sure to tip your waitress.

Symmetric Chaos
You didn't go with Nailin' Palin?

For shame.

BackFire
Title's already in use.

Symmetric Chaos
More recent info:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090705/ap_on_re_us/us_palin_resigning

Frankly I think she's naive if she thinks conservatives will listen to a woman who isn't in the kitchen, but that's just me.

Robtard
Ah, so she's going to spend her time taking pot-shots at Obama and since she's no longer a Governor, she doesn't have to worry as much about her own butt-hole stinking.

Should be fun to watch, as all the neo-cons will go gaga over everything that rolls off her cock-hungry tongue (that last bit wasn't an insult, she just looks the type that can take a dick and love it).

Typical speach to look forward to: *Family value bit* family value bit* *Obama is a socialist/Marxist* *family values bit* *America is a Christian values nation* *Constitution! Constitution!* *Liberalism is destroying America, along with Obama* *smiles waves* /end repeat

KidRock
Bush is fading away from the public eye
Palin is finished with politics.

Who will the Democrats blame for all their Presidents failures now I wonder?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by KidRock
Bush is fading away from the public eye
Palin is finished with politics.

Who will the Democrats blame for all their Presidents failures now I wonder?

You, and anyone like you. After all, no one can cast blame like a Democrate, unless it's a Republican.

Robtard
^
Bush is an afterthought, has been for some time now. Though in truth, a past president's policies just don't *poof* vanish once he leaves office.

I doubt she is, but on one's really cared a crap about her since McCain lost. You'll likely be seeing her on the telly soon, crapping on Obama, should be fun.

This assumes Obama's failing? Do point out where and when the Democrats blame shifted.

The Dark Cloud
Obama does appear to be failing. His "solution" for everything is the same as Bush's was:borrow, borrow, borrow, spend, spend, spend.

The guy is a clueless clown that happens to be a great motivational speaker, but then so was Hitler.

I think Palin wants to cash in with a book deal and a speaking tour. She won't be President and knows it. She'll turn into a female Rush Limbaugh, and we can safely ignore her.

Red Nemesis
So... I heard that non-sequiturs cause cancer. OF THE BRAIN.

So because one of Obama's skills is one that Hitler also possessed he is a clueless clown? I'm not actually sure what you thought you were saying there.*



*I might've missed it. Nice avatar.

The Dark Cloud
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
So... I heard that non-sequiturs cause cancer. OF THE BRAIN.

So because one of Obama's skills is one that Hitler also possessed he is a clueless clown? I'm not actually sure what you thought you were saying there.*



*I might've missed it. Nice avatar.

Obama's popularity stems from his speaking ability, as did Hitler's.

The reason he's clueless is his solution to a situation that was caused by massive debt is to......create even more debt.

Symmetric Chaos
So apparently her real reason is that all the law suits against her have been really expensive.

BackFire
I heard it was because she couldn't buy dildos in peace while Governor.

Or maybe that was in my head.

What say you, Robtard?

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Darth Jello
She's being employed as a spy on the Russians and North Koreans full time. She's gonna spend most of her time at her house with binoculars staring out of her southwest facing window. laughing out loud

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