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The following teams go at it, all out, balls to the wall:

Team one:
1. Bellatrix Lestrange (All her powers and a wand)
2. Nightcrawler (Unarmed, mutant powers)
3. Martin Riggs (Two Beretta 9mm, MP5)
4. Griffin (Jumper, flamethrower)
5. Darth Maul (Full force powers, saber)
6. Riddick (Knives knives knives. Knives all over him, one Necromonger energy weapon))

Team two:
1. Voldemort (All his powers and wand)
2. Pyro (Mutant powers)
3. John McClane (Two Glock 9mm, MP5)
4. Rice Bowl (Jumper, unarmed)
5. Anakin Skywalker (ROTS, before Vader mode, force and saber)
6. Marv (Lucille, hatchet, and his mitts)
They can use only the weapons/powers I listed, no starfighters, zippos or SUV's

Fight takes place in Minute maid field, at halftime, as the Houston Texans are losing 42-0 to the New England Patriots. The fight is limited to the football field. If a combatant steps off the field, or is thrown/pushed/whatever off the field, they are disqualified.

Team 2 has the luckiest son of a ***** ever, a brick, two very powerful douchbags and a very powerful mutant. Everything Team 1 can do, they can do better.

Anakin force suddenly and unexpectedly pushes team A off pitch.
Team B wins.

McClane scratches his head, looks at his teammates with raised eyebrows and kinda just goes home feeling denied.

The cops die pretty fast here, man haermm Both of them.

I think it'll come down to Voldemort and Nightcrawler. Maybe Maul and Anakin, if things go their way.

Marv, well, a death spell or Griffin's flamethrower will do him in. Riddick? Much as I like him, he gets fried by Pyro, or decapped by Annie.

The force push/disqualification for your team was enough.

But as they say: "He who Riggs and runs away lives to Riggs another day"

But other scenario:

McClane shoots through Bella (heashots) and Riddick in one typically violent and jammy shot as Anakin Force Chokes Nightcrawler then throws his sabre through Riggs.
Atthe same time Pyro sets Riggs and Griffin on Fire,
Marv dies taking out Maul, like Donnie in TBL.
The jumper dude has a coffee and a cigarette and is impressed by the carnage and decisive victory.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah, theres no need to kill Riggs. (McClane would live anyways)

The force push/disqualification for your team was enough.

But as they say: "He who Riggs and runs away lives to Riggs another day" How is Mac gonna deal with flying wizards, teleporters with flamethrowers, and a Sith lord?

He wont.

He dies.

Holly weeps.

Lucy is hot though.

The force push disqualification rule works both ways, you know.

Yeah but Mac's team did it first

I aint saying Mac's team doesnt win, only that Mac and Riggs are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of their league and element here.

Well Pyro can directly effect a whole team with his powerset.

McClane managed to kill two guys with oune shot just now. Give the guy a break....

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Well Pyro can directly effect a whole team with his powerset. How so? Voldemort has fiendfyre, you know, and apparition. As does Bellatrix.

Who's Bellatrix? I'm not an expert on anything Potter-related.

She was the b**ch who got surprise headshotted along with Riddick by McClane.

Thats all I know.

Goth looking chick in black, at :15, the one who apparates in black smoke. At 1:00 to 1:10, the two wizards that are flying around in white and black smoke, she is the black smoke, you can hear her cackling. At 1:25, the one who death spells Sirius.


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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
She was the b**ch who got surprise headshotted along with Riddick by McClane.

Thats all I know. McClane runs this forum it seems.

It just seems that way.

...But he did take out those two in this thread.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
McClane runs this forum it seems. McClane runs shit, sadako likes to swing from his nut hair like curious George.

Seems not just him too.

I aint sayin' nuttin'. Rob and sadako are good guys, they just place a bit too much faith in him.

This faith as you describe it is based on onscreen evidence.

All that matters is he is better than Riggs, anyways...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane runs shit, sadako likes to swing from his nut hair like curious George.

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Someday you'll float too.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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..And Riggs having to absorb it.

Nah, they both take it up the ass. Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied bacon!!

Nah while Riggs takes thoroughly in the ass, McClane, played of course by pulp fiction's Bruce Willis, goes and gets a Samaurai sword and (taking enough time to ensure Riggs is thoroughly raped) comes back and kills the rapist's buddy, and saves Riggs, who then calls Leo Getz round with Pliers and a blowtorch.







































McClane then shoots both Riggs and Getz then goes back to listening to the Statler brothers and singing the Captain Kangaroo bit of flowers on the wall with relish and zeal.

And he does all this while on fire?

Riggs........... raped whilst on fire?
Noooooooooo.

Unless the rapist wanted his nether regions burned off, course.

Nice motiff though.

Wait, I forgot, McClane has fire retardant skin

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The force push/disqualification for your team was enough.

But as they say: "He who Riggs and runs away lives to Riggs another day"

But other scenario:

McClane shoots through Bella (headshots) and Riddick in one typically violent and jammy shot as Anakin Force Chokes Nightcrawler then throws his sabre through Riggs.
At the same time Pyro sets Riggs and Griffin on Fire,
Marv dies taking out Maul, like Donnie in TBL.
The jumper dude has a coffee and a cigarette and is impressed by the carnage and decisive victory.

"Reading is good".

Aint no one left aliiiiiiiiiive to do any burning, on your side.

In Scenario A) Disqualified

In Scenario B) Everyone on team A is dead

But team B got there first with scenario A.

OK enough of this bullshit, my thread, my rules. Mac and Riggs are no longer in the battle.

New lineups:

Team one:
1. Bellatrix Lestrange (All her powers and a wand)
2. Nightcrawler (Unarmed, mutant powers)
3. Griffin (Jumper, flamethrower)
4. Darth Maul (Full force powers, saber)
5. Riddick (Knives knives knives. Knives all over him, one Necromonger energy weapon))

Team two:
1. Voldemort (All his powers and wand)
2. Pyro (Mutant powers)
3. Rice Bowl (Jumper, unarmed)
4. Anakin Skywalker (ROTS, before Vader mode, force and saber)
5. Marv (Lucille, hatchet, and his mitts)

****ing hell, man.

Well well welll.....Gimpage.

Im out.

As gimped threads are useless.

crylaugh What an *******. I remove your boyfriend and you ***** about gimpage. Get a life, man.

Nah, its just that you cannot agree to keep a thread 'as is' if you can't get your your own way.

I complain about your gimpage.....becauseeeeeee you keep ummmmmmmm gimping things...?

this doesn't help, but, team 2.

if you kind of mix it up a bit it might be a bit more fair for either teams...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The cops die pretty fast here, man haermm Both of them.

I think it'll come down to Voldemort and Nightcrawler. Maybe Maul and Anakin, if things go their way.

Marv, well, a death spell or Griffin's flamethrower will do him in. Riddick? Much as I like him, he gets fried by Pyro, or decapped by Annie.

Why do you always discredit Marv? You think Riddick can kill Marv, and now you're saying Marvs just gonna stand in the way of a ****in flame thrower lol. Jesus. Marv has alot of durability and is tough as **** to kill. It took TWO electrocutions to even put him down. Anyways Team 2 wins. Pretty handidly at that. ANd its NOT becuase Voldermort is on the team.

Anakin>Maul in Force and barely lighsabers.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah, its just that you cannot agree to keep a thread 'as is' if you can't get your your own way.

I complain about your gimpage.....becauseeeeeee you keep ummmmmmmm gimping things...? And it has nothing to do with your thinking McClane can beat anyone at anytime, right? Nooooooooooooooooo couldnt be that, could it? Go kill another thread, holmes.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Why do you always discredit Marv? You think Riddick can kill Marv, and now you're saying Marvs just gonna stand in the way of a ****in flame thrower lol. Jesus. Marv has alot of durability and is tough as **** to kill. It took TWO electrocutions to even put him down. Anyways Team 2 wins. Pretty handidly at that. ANd its NOT becuase Voldermort is on the team. I dont think Riddick can kill Marv, I KNOW Riddick can kill Marv.

Look at the combatants, man. Marv is gonna be death spelled or taken out by Griffin or NC.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And it has nothing to do with your thinking McClane can beat anyone at anytime, right? Nooooooooooooooooo couldnt be that, could it? Go kill another thread, holmes.

Youre the threadkiller, "Dumb-les."

Nice spite admission, gimpy.

I included Mac and Riggs for laughs, I had no idea you would actually think Mac would win this.