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The Hulk is on a rampage in NYC and it's up to Hancock to stop him.

This Hulk is the 2003 version.

Will Hancock win or will Hulk smash him?

Uhh is Hancocks wife anywhere near hiM?

Originally posted by Kaibs
Uhh is Hancocks wife anywhere near hiM?

No.

Hmm 2003 Hulk did some pretty crazy shit. But Hancock is pretty much gonna not be killed when his wife isnt around. I have no idea who will win. So Ill think about this for a few and come back.

Hancock forces his way up Hulk's ass and does a chest-buster ala Alien maneuver.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Hmm 2003 Hulk did some pretty crazy shit. But Hancock is pretty much gonna not be killed when his wife isnt around. I have no idea who will win. So Ill think about this for a few and come back.

When Hancock was near his wife, he nearly got owned by three morons. This thread would be spite if his wife was near him. We've never seen Hancock go up against a super powered being besides his wife so it's quite possible Hulk can harm Hancock.

Doubt it, Hancock at full power showed complete invulnerability, not even a scratch.

In the end, if Hancock and Hulk just end up smashing each other to no apparent end, Hancock need only grab Hulk and fly him into space or towards the Sun.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
When Hancock was near his wife, he nearly got owned by three morons. This thread would be spite if his wife was near him. We've never seen Hancock go up against a super powered being besides his wife so it's quite possible Hulk can harm Hancock.

Yes but then again his wife was by him so there you go. When shes not by him hes just as a freak of nature as the Hulk. Plus Hancock can fly and hes hella strong and has more abillities than the Hulk. SO you cant exactly say that he'd go down to Hulk

both films are crap, but Hancock wins here

Hulk has absolutely no chance at beating John Hancock.

And for the posters curious if he's around Mary Embrey. Consider it took a few days for any effects took it's toll on him.

Hancock 10/10.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Hulk has absolutely no chance at beating John Hancock.

And for the posters curious if he's around Mary Embrey. Consider it took a few days for any effects took it's toll on him.

Hancock 10/10.

I can see that fight lastin ga few days tho so it would matter.

Originally posted by Kaibs
I can see that fight lastin ga few days tho so it would matter.

I see the fight lasting a few seconds.

Really? care to elaborate? Unless you mean Hancock carrying Hulk to the sun or something.

New Rule: Hancock can't take Hulk into space.

Hancock seems to be a lot faster and a lot smarter

Originally posted by Kaibs
Really? care to elaborate? Well, now that the new rule has been added of no BFR then it will take longer. But that does not change the fact that Hulk has no shot at winning this.

Hancock is out of Hulk's league. Like Robtard said, he is invulnerable. He is also uberly fast. Hulk can run at 300 mph and leap miles in a single jump. That's not going to help against Hancock, who has shown the ability to be able to start out flying at supersonic speeds. While Hulk is without question strong as in him having impressive feats. He simply cannot contend with Hancock's talents. The new stipulation of "No BFR'ing" will only prolonge the inevitable.

Oh I agree dude that Hulk loses. But I just asked how you meant by that him losing in a nano second besides the hurling towards the sun theory.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
New Rule: Hancock can't take Hulk into space.

Haven't you learned anything from RJ's many 'tear-gimp' debacles? If you start gimping, any desired outcome can be reached.

Originally posted by Robtard
Haven't you learned anything from RJ's many 'tear-gimp' debacles? If you start gimping, any desired outcome can be reached.


WTF?



Tear-gimped?





You meanie.

2003 Hulk got bigger as he got madder so im saying hulk wins.

Superman >>> Hancock >>>> Hulk

Originally posted by dadudemon
WTF?



Tear-gimped?





You meanie.

You underestimate the power of the Tear-gimp.

If you polish the horse's codpiece you are transported to a magical world where logic is rejected and sense is shot as the enemy and mass debating goes OCD.

http://www.altnation.com/forums/attachments/junk-talk/58215d1146435710-gimp-suit-blackstallion.jpg

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2764/blackstallion.jpg


Gimpelation 6:1 - 6:2: When the thread-starter had opened the first of of many pages, I heard the first of the four beasts say with a thundering voice, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a gimped horse; and he that sat on him had fanboyism: and there was given unto him a crown of many tears, and he departed as cry and to gimp.

This is all getting really disturbing right now.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This is all getting really disturbing right now.

Religion often is, sir.

Originally posted by Robtard
Religion often is, sir.

I don't recall gimping as a religion so you must have some deep issues.

Originally posted by Placidity
Superman >>> Hancock >>>> Hulk Depends. I've seen nothing from Superman to convince me he's stronger, mor durable, or faster than Hancock. Routh that is. Only thing he has an advantage in is heat vision and breath, which would probably be ineffective against Hancock anyway.

Christopher Reeve' Superman>>>Hancock. Unless you consider Reeve and Routh the same continuity.

Hancock could do what the jet did, fly him high, but keep him in the atmosphere. He'll suffocate or freeze, and Hancock will be just fine.

First of all, Routh's Superman lifted a miniature continent surrounded by Kryptonite and with it jammed in his side. After falling unconscious after he threw said continent in space, he survived atmospheric re-entry and crashing into the Earth without a scratch. He was shown to be so fast he appeared to be multiple places around the EARTH at once. Superman kills Hulk and Hancock at the same time.

As for this thread, Hancock wins, easily. He is stronger, more durable, faster, and smarter. He stopped a train by bracing himself. While drunk. Yeah. Hancock for the easy win.

Originally posted by KingD19
Hancock could do what the jet did, fly him high, but keep him in the atmosphere. He'll suffocate or freeze, and Hancock will be just fine.

Originally posted by NemeBro
First of all, Routh's Superman lifted a miniature continent surrounded by Kryptonite and with it jammed in his side. After falling unconscious after he threw said continent in space, he survived atmospheric re-entry and crashing into the Earth without a scratch. He was shown to be so fast he appeared to be multiple places around the EARTH at once. We have no evidence to assume Hancock couldn't do all of those things. That train feat was very impressive. Without a scratch? He was unconsious and hospitalized. I don't think he was at multiple places around the earth at once. I think they were showing multiple clips at once.

I'm not saying Hancock>Superman(Routh). Just saying there isn't anything to confirm Hancock is any weaker in strength, speed, or durability. Physically, I'd say they are more or less equal. But as I said before, Superman has an advantage in having other powers. Hancock has an advantage in that he doesn't give a shit about you or the enviorment.

We go by movie feats, otherwise we could "no evidence = someone can do anything" all day long.

Hancock was only hurt while de-powered due to his weakness, white-women. Routh-man while de-powered by his weakness, still performed like a champ.

So "Superman > Hancock" is accurate, only thing to argue is by how much greater.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hancock was only hurt while de-powered due to his weakness, white-women.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
We have no evidence to assume Hancock couldn't do all of those things. That train feat was very impressive. Without a scratch? He was unconsious and hospitalized. I don't think he was at multiple places around the earth at once. I think they were showing multiple clips at once.

I'm not saying Hancock>Superman(Routh). Just saying there isn't anything to confirm Hancock is any weaker in strength, speed, or durability. Physically, I'd say they are more or less equal. But as I said before, Superman has an advantage in having other powers. Hancock has an advantage in that he doesn't give a shit about you or the enviorment. 1. I am sorry, but I will not accept your No-Limits fallacy. The train feat? Comparing that to Routh lifting a mini-continent while weakened is like comparing moving a pebble to pulling a building by your teeth. He was unconscious before he even went through the atmosphere, the Kryptonite exposure is what knocked him out, not the fall. No, it was shown him being in multiple places at once.

There is the fact that his feats have shown to be FAR lesser.

Originally posted by NemeBro
There is the fact that his feats have shown to be FAR lesser. Initially, my point was that he had no reason to let's say lift a continent or be in multiple places at once.

But I have since agreed that Superman>Hancock and what's not shown onscreen cannot be assumed.......atleast not in here.

Originally posted by Robtard
Gimpelation 6:1 - 6:2: When the thread-starter had opened the first of of many pages, I heard the first of the four beasts say with a thundering voice, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a gimped horse; and he that sat on him had fanboyism: and there was given unto him a crown of many tears, and he departed as cry and to gimp.

So it is written....!!!!

In my head as I read that, I swear it was Johnny Cash's voice saying it.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I don't recall gimping as a religion so you must have some deep issues.

With Gimping? Sure. Reasonably so.

















































With religion also.....? Sure. Reasonably so.
They even tried to portray Superman as Jesus.
Why not just call Lois "Mary M" and be do with it....? sheesh.....lolz

Hancock teaches Kal El that he cannot beat the man who did "Summertime", Fresh Prince AND was Muhammad Ali once.

hulks head is goin up his own ass
hancock ftw