Would You Rather...
I just bought a great joke book called Would You Rather...: 1,500 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder. It's an adult game that gives undesirable dilemmas and you must choose. Here are two of my favorites.
Would you rather...
Have all your orgasms feel like brain freeze for the rest of your life
OR
be plagued by random perpetual involuntary orgasms for the rest of your life?
(Things to consider: business meetings, funerals, public speaking)
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Would you rather...
Be required to file an official request with the federal government before any sexual encounter
OR
be required to answer "total number of sexual partners" on every job application?