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I'm serious, how do i ask my girlfriend politely about a threesome?

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what?!

There is no I in threesome that's for sure.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
I'm serious, how do i ask my girlfriend politely about a threesome?

Say, "*****, we're having a threesome."

Get her drunk... tell her you're having a threesmo

she'll say hells yo

and you're in it

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
There is no I in threesome that's for sure.



Say, "*****, we're having a threesome."
well i still want her to not hate me

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Get her drunk... tell her you're having a threesmo

she'll say hells yo

and you're in it

Genius!



I came close to a threesome this way. But it was too guys instead.

Can you even handle two women?
you weigh 124 pounds

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Can you even handle two women?
you weigh 124 pounds
its 124 lbs straight muscle son

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
I'm serious, how do i ask my girlfriend politely about a threesome? That depends. What kind of girl is she?....Open minded? Is she the jealous type?
Is she secure feeling in the relationship?

If my husband wanted a threesome, I'd just want him to tell me he has been thinking about it and wanted to know how I felt about it or if I was interested.. we'd talk and/or do from there.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
That depends. What kind of girl is she?....Open minded? Is she the jealous type?
Is she secure feeling in the relationship?

If my husband wanted a threesome, I'd just want him to tell me he has been thinking about it and wanted to know how I felt about it or if I was interested.. we'd talk and/or do from there.
shes open-minded, but shes too nice, like im sure shed do it, but she wouldnt ever let me know if it was bothering her, do i make sense?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
its 124 lbs straight muscle son this makes no sense...

you must be 4'-5"

Originally posted by Mairuzu
this makes no sense...

you must be 4'-5"
5'8''

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
shes open-minded, but shes too nice, like im sure shed do it, but she wouldnt ever let me know if it was bothering her, do i make sense? Yea...
Well if you decide you really want to do it.. THe only thing you can do is come right out and talk to her.. Tell her she can say no and it will be ok. Just being able to talk openly about the ideas is the first step.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
Yea...
Well if you decide you really want to do it.. THe only thing you can do is come right out and talk to her.. Tell her she can say no and it will be ok. Just being able to talk openly about the ideas is the first step.
ok thanks! ill def do it that way

Welcome. Best wishes for the best outcome.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
Welcome. Best wishes for the best outcome.
ill keep KMC posted, itll be my second threesome

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
its 124 lbs straight muscle son
If you are only 5'8", and weigh 124 lbs......... ur bout the skinniest mofo ever. Muscles..... i disagree.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
I'm serious, how do i ask my girlfriend politely about a threesome? you never told me you had a girlfriend!

this is how you ask. Dont just put it out there. Work it into a conversation somehow and when you ask ask as if it is a small joke. If she laughs and tells you to cut it out then ask a little more seriously. If she laughs and says no way then No.

what did i say about giving me that look

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i disagree with you sir!




thats creative! and a good idea!!
Whether or not you disagree is irrelevant.

Originally posted by omgchos
Whether or not you disagree is irrelevant.
i believe it still would be my body

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i believe it still would be my body so i could say im 240 lbs of pure muscle but its still a lie.

Originally posted by omgchos
so i could say im 240 lbs of pure muscle but its still a lie.
ok, im 124 lbs skinny as a motha****a, but i have a pretty muscular build.
better?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
ok, im 124 lbs skinny as a motha****a, but i have a pretty muscular build.
better?
It's one or the other man, either you are skinny as a mother ****er or you are muscualar. And no one that weighs 124 lbs unless they are like 5' exactly is anything close to muscular.

Originally posted by omgchos
It's one or the other man, either you are skinny as a mother ****er or you are muscualar. And no one that weighs 124 lbs unless they are like 5' exactly is anything close to muscular.
well, idk man, id send you a pic but thatd be gay

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
well, idk man, id send you a pic but thatd be gay

I used to personally train people, back in the day. You can send it to me. I'll judge and put my thoughts on your claim out there for Omgchos, if you want.



And, I don't think it's gay. I used to take the calipers to dudes in just their undies. It's not gay, stupid, or even embarrassing if people are mature about it.

You Have a GF??? Well i never going to do a Threesome with other woman but if there is two guys and me......I'll change my mind lol

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
You Have a GF??? Well i never going to do a Threesome with other woman but if there is two guys and me......I'll change my mind lol

Lulz.


Don't lie. With some liquor, every girl is bisexual.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I used to personally train people, back in the day. You can send it to me. I'll judge and put my thoughts on your claim out there for Omgchos, if you want.



And, I don't think it's gay. I used to take the calipers to dudes in just their undies. It's not gay, stupid, or even embarrassing if people are mature about it.
do you want an email? cuz id have to upload it from my phone to my email, so i prolly wont get it to you till tomorrow

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
You Have a GF??? Well i never going to do a Threesome with other woman but if there is two guys and me......I'll change my mind lol
that will change...real soon

Originally posted by dadudemon
Lulz.


Don't lie. With some liquor, every girl is bisexual. \

Nah i caught my cousing watching a porn video with two girls making out in it..... It was discousting for me but he was enjoying it... and why i would waste my time in something that i already have instead expending it in something that i don't have and that im going to enjoy?

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
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Nah i caught my cousing watching a porn video with two girls making out in it..... It was discousting for me but he was enjoying it... and why i would waste my time in something that i already have instead expending it in something that i don't have and that im going to enjoy?
because girls are hot

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420



that will change...real soon

I don't think sooo just thinking about it give me (im not against homosexually)

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
I don't think sooo just thinking about it give me (im not against homosexually)
lame

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
because girls are hot

Girls are hot for guys

Guys are hot for Girls.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
lame

How will you feel if you have sex with a guy??

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
Girls are hot for Girls.
i Know

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
How will you feel if you have sex with a guy??
pretty ****ing gay

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
i Know

What i didn't post that

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
What i didn't post that
obv you did

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
pretty ****ing gay

See...

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
obv you did

You............. I like you

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
You............. I like you
threesome?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
threesome?

You, me and another guy.....Yes

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
You, me and your gf.....Yes
cant argue with that

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420

cant argue with that

Ok

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
I want you inside me right now!

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
cant argue with that

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420


Well u are gonna give me a free show in your room right?

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
Well u are gonna give me a free show in your room right?
look outside

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
look outside

O_O my dad is awake!!! wait till he fell as sleep.

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
O_O my dad is awake!!! wait till he fell as sleep.
let me know

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
let me know

No pro i'll call u

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
No pro i'll call u
ok im on vibrate

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
well, idk man, id send you a pic but thatd be gay Thats what we call in the business, an excuse.

Originally posted by Sweet_lady18
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Nah i caught my cousing watching a porn video with two girls making out in it..... It was discousting for me but he was enjoying it... and why i would waste my time in something that i already have instead expending it in something that i don't have and that im going to enjoy?

I have no idea, yet, drunk chics still make out and bump the fuzz.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
do you want an email? cuz id have to upload it from my phone to my email, so i prolly wont get it to you till tomorrow

My e-mail is right in my profile. Just click my name.


Also, don't send me pictures with your balls hanging out...there's a line, lol.

teehee pewpy balls.

what do you think the angry emoticon says; I think its "baddaboo" but doesn't make any sense.