Text someone something random.

The idea is to text someone something totally baffeling and something that will really confuse them. Post the replies up here. It can get pretty funny if it gets going. The more outragous text you send, the better the reply will be.

My girlfriend does not really know my gran. hardly met her, so i sent this.

''Hey, My Gran was asking if i could find her the Planet earth dvd, as she wants my Grandpa to see it. I dont really want to lend her mine, so if you dont mind i said you would take her into Glasgow 2moro to get it. She said she would treat you to lunch tbf. I think she's looking forward to it. bless her. Im going to have a lazy day. thanks x ''

I expect at least three swear words in the reply

Will update with the reply.

Get going with your own messages now, and dont let this thread be a flop

It's already a flop haermm

awegimp floppy

Originally posted by steverules_2
It's already a flop haermm

I can't wait to see your mums response.

Originally posted by amity75
I've just sent a text saying "Want c*nted up the farter? lol x"

I can't wait to see your mums response.

Originally posted by amity75
The idea is to text someone something totally baffeling and something that will really confuse them. Post the replies up here. It can get pretty funny if it gets going. The more outragous text you send, the better the reply will be.

My girlfriend does not really know my gran. hardly met her, so i sent this.

''Hey, My Gran was asking if i could find her the Planet earth dvd, as she wants my Grandpa to see it. I dont really want to lend her mine, so if you dont mind i said you would take her into Glasgow 2moro to get it. She said she would treat you to lunch tbf. I think she's looking forward to it. bless her. Im going to have a lazy day. thanks x ''

I expect at least three swear words in the reply

Will update with the reply.

Get going with your own messages now, and dont let this thread be a flop

Originally posted by amity75
The idea is to text someone something totally baffeling and something that will really confuse them. Post the replies up here. It can get pretty funny if it gets going. The more outragous text you send, the better the reply will be.

My girlfriend does not really know my gran. hardly met her, so i sent this.

''Hey, My Gran was asking if i could find her the Planet earth dvd, as she wants my Grandpa to see it. I dont really want to lend her mine, so if you dont mind i said you would take her into Glasgow 2moro to get it. She said she would treat you to lunch tbf. I think she's looking forward to it. bless her. Im going to have a lazy day. thanks x ''

I expect at least three swear words in the reply

Will update with the reply.

Get going with your own messages now, and dont let this thread be a flop

I lol'd.

It was the "bless her" bit that got me haermm

My mum will have a fit.

"Hi Mum. Ive got 3 Saudi Arabians over at our work this week. Im going to need to drop them at yours for a few hours tomorrow - they need somewhere to prey. I'll be out shopping, probably not their scene. 10am ok? battery dying."

Originally posted by amity75
I've just sent a text saying "Want c*nted up the farter? lol x"

I can't wait to see your mums response.

A mother joker...original 🙄

Originally posted by steverules_2
A mother joker...original 🙄

I just sent my wife a text. It said, "Hey honey, your suspicions are right, I'm actually gay and in love with Backfire form KMC Forums. I won't be home tonight, or ever, for I'm moving to Los Angeles to be with him."clap

Nah, just kiddng. 😊

I can't think of anything random enough to text someone.

My work phone's text features have been blocked.

nobody texts me back 🙁

Originally posted by amity75
Well stop trying to be a keyboard smartarse then. 🙄

Fine glare

I just texted my brother the following:

"Yo, bro. How did it go? Did you buy you tv from da sto? I can't wait to see and know, that tv you bought when da price was low. Fo sho."

That was verbatim: punctuation, spelling, everything.

I text dadudemon with: "Something completely random."

He replied with: "Boom, baby"

And he replied with "Indeed."

Then I replied with, "Botor Moats. Smell them first, then botor moats."

Text me. My number is ***-***-****

I text my Cousing:

" There is more than 20 millions people in the word, like 3 mill is watching t.v.. another 3 mill is sleeping, like 10 mill is eating and there is only a a*****e that is reading this msg"