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The title says it all.... it feels like its been years since I saw you to aboot.

Whats new in the lab Gundy and whats new down south Tex?

Oooookay, Gundy just turned and high-tailed it outta here.

and Tex, are you here?

His name is at the top of the screen.....

The big clumsy oaf may have fallen asleep.

cant see anyone..

Well I can't believe two friends, no scrub that, ex-friends just snubbed me online in front of everyone.

I'm outraged, and a little hurt to boot.

It's not going as planned, is it?

I'm sure they didn't mean to. They probably left, but the forum still thinks they're active for 15 minutes.

zzzzzzz

Ooooh we can all use technical jargon to confuse the issue, the cold hard truth is they just don't love me anymore.

*Sob sob*

can't hide the truth from you,old buddy.they left you.....

There must be punishments.

we should let Finti and his axe to pick the method

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ditto

could you translate that ?

http://world.altavista.com/

they don't have 'zelanguage'......

im here too.

I'm sorry Mech.
I never log out, I just go straight to other websites, I guess that's why my name was at the top.

But a big Hi to you anyways!

But Gundy totally snubbed you!!
I would be in a furious rage!

how s the crop dust boy

This is truly thread of the day.

Oh for God's sake, Mech, stop whining or I'll take your pillows...

I am in and out of the office during the day but my cable modem is connected almost all the time. So whilst I appear to be here, sometimes I am not. Just ask Ush, he can tell you all about it.

Although he kindly tolerates my schedule as opposed to some of you.....

(smiles)

Most of us tolerate your schedule darling, or I'll have finti pay them a visit with his axe.

Awww....its so nice to be wuved. *hands finti a barf bag*

I'm okay now folks, I was just a bit lonely and needy the other night.

Poor Mech.

*throws herself and lots of pillows on top of Mech*

Better now ?

so first a layer of pillows on mech, then you jumped comfortably onto the pillows?

Yes, thats it.

mah, your intelligence is frightening.

I've been thinking that myself!

u're good....sry I didn't think of that myself......

Aaaah, I'm cuddly with lots of pillows and Gundy love.

Who fancies joining us for a group "snuggle", I don't believe we've had one of those before.

I'm in!

Any more for any more?

why not? I'm in also

We've had hugs but I think snuggles might get a bit too gropey.

yes

*enters, grabs a pillow*

I'll be asleep on the couch.

Aw, cone on, Dim! Join the fun!

Indeed. Gropey's good.

she is busy rubbing against me

Again? Has she got a rash or something?

no , no rash just she wanting to do so

Now queeq darling, I'm just trying to save poor Mech from those pesky, anal-probing aliens.

Lets get more pillows !!!!

*throws Spongebob pillow at ToMacco*

Wake up, you lazy bastard. Hehehe.

What? Huh? I'm up, damn it!

*falls back asleep*

who put votka in the beer can.....ehh hell,anyway he doesn't make the diffrence

votka??????????? We have Vodka but not Votka unless you are talking with a russian accent

Try a nuke.

You mean the nuke in the silo that ToMacco is sleeping on top of ?

I love you.

almost barf time

Yup. Get your bags ready.

always are ready they are

does anyone have an extra bag ? .anyway,too bad for the floor.....

I'm drowning in fluffy pillows. I have reached my personal heaven indeed.

reached Nirvana ? kewl

In order not to insult finti too much, let's call it Walhalla.... or Valhall.... he seems to prefer that.

mainly cause it is called Vallhall

Errm.... yes.

V A L L H A L L

vauxhall

Oh, so you can drive there?

yup

Kewl. Do you need an axe to get in?

just drive through the entrance

Won't the horns on my helmet give me away?

no..but the ones on your forehead might.

beelzebub

......has a devil put aside for meeeeee

for meeeee

for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

ohh I need some earplugs

I need a guillotine.

I hav an axe for that

small guillotene

Nah, big one.

the axe is that big?

Pardon? Lost you there, buddy.

finti suggested using his axe as guillotine, which would make for a small guillotine

Ah... okay. That must have been on the previous page. I saw your post and it seemed like a response to my post.... so little misunderstanding there.

And with finti's axe it wouldn't be a guillotine because he likes to do the hacking himself.

one clean sweap

Clean? CLEAN??? The last time you did that I had to have professional cleaners to come in and get all the blood out.

no my fault he was a bleeder

Cutting all the major arteries makes everyone a bleeder.

well he should have known better to make a mess like this.

True, very true. I always advise everyone to bring clamps.

Yeah, nipple clamps.

or pom poms on your nipples Mech

I could hide mine with a pair of nicely hung stovepipe hats.

Are my nipples offending you Gundy?

you noticed now ?

Okay okay, I'll put them away.

can you ?

Sure, just pass me that industrial sized shoe-horn.....

don't have it.I'll order it.....

But where do you store them?

I'll send them directly to Mech.....

Some postage.

Its all fun and games still somebody puts out an eye. Or three.

THree? cool. Who around here has three eyes?

not me....

Well, it's off topic and over 100 - CLOSING TIME!!!