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The following combatants are placed in an empty skyscraper and are instructed kill the opposing people by any means necesarry. Each combatant gets a partner. If a team hasn't sucessfully completed the mission in 6 hours then the building will be destroyed. Each combatant gets there trademark sidearm listed below and are immediately teleported to different locations througout the building with there partner.

To please the crazy McClane and Riggs fans there are 2 scenarios.
Scenario I: Combatants get firearms listed. No reloads/extra magazines.
Scenario II: Combatants must go H2H and can use anything lying around as a weapon. (No Guns)

Team 1
Lethal Weapon
Martin Riggs Sidearm: Beretta 92FS 9mm (15 rounds)
Roger Murtaugh Sidearm: S&W .357 Magnum (6 rounds)

Team 2
Die Hard and Beverly Hills Cop
John McClane Sidearm: SIG P220R .45 (10 rounds)
Axel Foley Sidearm: Browning Hi-Power 9mm (13 rounds)

Team 3
The Fugitive and U.S. Marshals
Sam Gerard Sidearm: Glock 17 9mm (17 rounds)
Mark Sheridan Sidearm: M1911 .45 (8 rounds)

Remember, there's 2 scenarios! Who takes this?

Well, since you tailor made this for McClane, I'd say McClane. Cuz he's like done those things, you know?

IMO Riggs is better h2h and with a gun, but his biggest weakness is his rage. Murtaugh will go down quicker than a two dollar crack whore, and when he does, Riggs will go into psycho Riggs mode and Downey Jr. caps his ass. Gotta keep your cool in this battle, and that's something Riggs doesn't do.

Mark Sheridan was played by Wesley Snipes, not Downey Jr.

McClane may have done something similar but these are his skilled peers.

Whatever, McClane still wins this. He is totally in his element.

Riggs and Sheridan are superior to him in H2H. Hell, Foley might be too.

They all are, but still, Mac in a skyscraper?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, since you tailor made this for McClane, I'd say McClane. Cuz he's like done those things, you know?

IMO Riggs is better h2h and with a gun, but his biggest weakness is his rage. Murtaugh will go down quicker than a two dollar crack whore, and when he does, Riggs will go into psycho Riggs mode and Downey Jr. caps his ass. Gotta keep your cool in this battle, and that's something Riggs doesn't do.

Wise sir. Very wise.

Too bad the combatants aren't in a night club and have to storm a back room unarmed, killing 4-5 armed men. Riggs pwns then

Setting is now changed to an empty Amusement Park!

The McClane wins and pops a cap or two in Coco the f***ing clown.

WTF is Foley doing here? Riggs and Mac aren't gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

Uhh, Foley's a badass. He's pretty smooth in H2H. I'd say he's definately on McClane's level.

crylaugh

Can you imagine if anyone ever said that seriously...?

Dude I think he just did!!! Banana in the tailpipe!!!

*Is stunned*

Well he disarmed Maton's bodyguard with ease and dropped Phil in the strip club pretty smoothly. What's McClane done with skill?

4 whole movies...?

Obviously, I wactched Die Hard 4 last night.

But who has he fought H2H and showed precision and skill.

Loads of his fights had precision, and getting to survive 4 whole diehard movies is no skilless feat.

McClane fights with precision?

Sure showed precision with that SUV. haermm

You mean the Crown Vic?

No no no no. The SUV he rammed up that "dead asian hooker bitches ass"!

Oh yeah, after she whupped his ass.

That she did that she did.

Btw, have you seen Serenity?

McClane knocked the Ninja chick out.
It was a plain as the nose on your face.

She recovered (After McClane had all the opportunity in the world to stamp on her throat, rape her, anything he liked..) and kicked him out of the window.

Rather than see the whole east coast and geek kid doomed, he saved time by grabbing an SUV and putting it into her anus, finding it the sweetest looking garage in those parts.

Originally posted by Darth Martin


Btw, have you seen Serenity?

Not yet.

flIGAP-x2YY

haermm

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See...? Its just like I always suspected:

Nobody does that to McClane and lives.

No one kills like Riggs does with shipping containers:

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Nice alternate ending, BTW

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm

m1yzl0IdFCg&feature=related That's great. Have you seen the one where Obama gets McCain?

No sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kub0GX8hk7A

Murtaugh's daughter and the blond from LW2 are hotter.

Pics?

http://www.smrtonosnazbran.ic.cz/obr/traci_wolfe.jpg

http://www.topnews.in/files/Patsy-Kensit201.jpg

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
http://www.smrtonosnazbran.ic.cz/obr/traci_wolfe.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/files/Patsy-Kensit201.jpg

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Murtaugh's daughter and the blond from LW2 are hotter. You must be joking.

Different strokes?

Apparently.

I like the chocolate.

She didn't look all that good in that picture.

Oh well, bad pic I guess.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Different strokes?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I like the chocolate.






http://images.oprah.com/images/seriesandspecials/screeningroom/20090323-sitcom-kid-arnold-350x263.jpg
dontgetit

Wrong kind of chocolate haermm

Whatchootalkinabout, Willis?
Dont lie........

Halle Berry yo droolio

She wasnt in Different strokes.

Arnold was played by Gary Coleman. Not Halle Berry.
Halle Berry was in the X-men movies playing Storm, where as Coleman wasnt.

How can you have confused the two..?

Dont you dare try and drag me down with you, you midget lover.

DOWN to...? "Up to" you mean, surely.

Sexy lesbian midgets, occasionally maybe.

Whereas youre just into Arnold "Berry".

Halle......Say it with me...Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalleeeeeee......Haaaaaaaaaaaaaalleee...... Halle.

Did she fear the gooch?

Originally posted by Darth Martin
She didn't look all that good in that picture.

Agreed