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Riggs and McClane versus Keung (Jackie Chan's character in "Rumble in the Bronx) and Wah Sing Ku (Jet Li's character in "Lethal Weapon 4".

H2H combat in a junkyard in broad daylight. If a fighter so wishes, garbage and debris may be used as weapons.

No offense but Jet Li solos. And what in honest sakes hell is Murtaugh going to do against either?

Murtaugh?

Yes, Danny Glover can't do shit against either.

Dude, It's Riggs and MCCLANE.

Oh. Damn. Lee still solos.

McClane and Riggs take this.

The fact that there is debris around only makes it more certain that Team McRiggs pull that off.

Wah sing ku starts, as usual to get a lead on Riggs, but a piece of thrown sheet metal decapitates him, saving Riggs faster than old man Murtaugh could, freeing Riggs up to help McClane in his ensuing battle against Jackie Chan.

They emerge victorious and drink cold beer.

Riggs goes psycho when his shoulder is dislocated!!!

Yes, but in spite of that, they still win.

Heres McClane vs James Bond.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtiyGjn55HE

James Bond.....EUROTRASH.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
James Bond.....EUROTRASH. What the hell?

Truth.

Nah he was epic, suave, and had his way with all your women.

He is indeed awesome, but faced against McClane, hes doomed.

Riggs too, Riggs would let Bond seperate his shoulder then go psycho and drill Bond a cleft *******.

Can Riggs relocate his neck and reanimate himself?

Cause if Bond gets that close, Riggs is likely doomed.

Riggs/McClane ftw..

Riggs could prolly solo tholugh

He needs Murtaugh to "solo".

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Truth. In Bond's defense it was Dalton. Not Conney or Craig, who is much as I like McClane, would be the end of him.

Riggs can fly.

And Bond can't?

http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/design/personal-flyer/bond.jpg

Riggs has a bigger penis, so does Mac.

McClane is awesome at taking down airbourne enemies,
Bond being airbourne is just asking for trouble.

Cause despite being in the air, with no cover, he'll be "shot"* down by Riggs, or even McClane (he might even get a police cruiser up his jetpack-wearing-arse from The Mac.)








*'Shot down' meaning taken out with a piece of rusty metal thrown.

Riggs has already shown he is a master of shooting idiots in backpacks filled with flammable liquid.

Indeed.

(But there is no gun, his throwing feats are the submittable feats and Im sure he'd be able manage it..)

Riggs shoots a hole in the tank, Mac draws zippo.......fat lady on in five, four, three.......

....................................Boooooooooooooom.

BBQ Bond?



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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs has a bigger penis, so does Mac. Mh-hmm, that's why Bond beds 2-4 women every film and McClane has no one and Riggs has got one.

http://www.didntyouhear.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bond-girls.jpg

Come back to talk when either Riggs or Mac beats this.

haermm One? Sure about that?

What are we counting Murtaugh's daughter as well? haermm

haermm Potentials count too.

Now your just getting desperate.

Bond has an entire wiki page up just for his female companions.

When did I say Riggs has bedded more?

You didn't, I did. But I was assuming when you said the following.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs has a bigger penis, so does Mac.

That it counted for something other than just jacking off to his own shit.

Factors in when he buys underwear.

When one's Bond you don't have to but underwear. Q Branch makes it for you.

Flame retardant, so that when Mac and Riggs shoot him outta the sky at least his genitals are burn free?

McClane's nuts would just regard that as a spraying of deep heat.